Doomsday
Pebbles The Invisible Girl Lyrics

Mic check
Testing the microphone before beginning the performance

(When I was led to you)
When I found my way to you

(I knew you were the one for me)
I had a feeling that you were the perfect match for me

Come through, dig the sound
Attend the show and enjoy the music

(I swear the whole world could feel you MC)
Your presence and talent were so strong that everyone could feel it

Crowd around
Gather together and get closer to the stage

I used to cop a lot
I used to buy drugs regularly

But never copped no drop
But I never got caught by the police

Hold mics like pony tails, tight, and bob a lot
I hold the microphone tightly and move my head up and down like a ponytail

Stop and stick around
Stay for a while and listen

Come through and dig the sound
Come to the show and enjoy the music

Of the fly brown six-o sicko psycho who throws his dick around
I am the talented and unique artist who has a lot of confidence and flaunts it

Bound to go three-plat
My album is certain to sell three million copies

Came to destroy rap
I came to revolutionize the rap genre

It's a intricate plot of a B-Boy strapped
My plan is complex, like that of a gangster who is heavily armed

Femstat cats get kidnapped
Female rappers get abducted

Then release a statement to the press, let the rest know who did that
The kidnapper will send out a statement to the media, revealing who committed the crime

Metal Fist terrorists claim responsibility
I, as a member of the Metal Fist crew, am responsible for this act of aggression

Broken household name usually said in hostility
My name is infamous and it is often said in a negative manner

Um what is MF? You silly
MF stands for 'Mighty Force' and you are foolish for not knowing that

I'd like to take "Mens to the End" for two milli'
I would like to bet two million dollars on the game show "Mens to the End"

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo" That's a audio daily double
That sound effect indicates that the answer to the game show question is worth twice the amount

Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble, yo
I wish that other rappers would just quit, so that I don't have to compete with them

Watch your own back
Be aware of your surroundings and be cautious

Came in and go out alone, black
I entered and I'll leave the show by myself

Stay in the zone turn H2O to Cognac
I will stay focused on my music and make the best out of any situation

On Doomsday
At the end of the world

Ever since the womb 'til I'm back where my brother went
From birth until I die and join my deceased brother

That's what my tomb will say
The words on my grave will reflect my life story

Right above my government, Dumille
My real name, Dumille, will be inscribed above my legal name

Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who's to say?
The tomb may or may not have an engraved name - it's uncertain

I wrote this one in B.C. D.C. O-section
I wrote this song in Before Christ, During Christ, and After Christ eras

If you don't believe me, go get bagged and check then
If you doubt my claim, you can go to jail and confirm my story

Cell number 17, up under the top bunk
I was locked up in jail in cell number 17, under the top bunk

I say this not to be mean, wish bad luck or pop junk
I am not trying to insult anyone or wish them harm

Pop the trunk on See-Cipher-Punk, leave him left scraped
I opened the trunk and left the person inside badly hurt

God forbid, if there ain't no escape, blame MF tape
If there is no way out, blame it on the music that I produce

Definition "super-villain", a killer who love children
A "super-villain" is someone who has killed people but has a soft spot for children

One who is well-skilled in destruction, as well as building
A super-villain is skilled both in destroying things and building them

While Sidney Sheldon teaches the trife to be trifer
While Sidney Sheldon writes novels about crime and corruption, it only encourages people to engage in those activities

I'm trading science fiction with my man the live lifer
I am swapping stories about science fiction with my friend who is serving life in jail

A pied piper holler a rhyme, a dollar and a dime
A talented rapper can draw a large crowd and make a lot of money

Do his thing, ring around the white collar crime
The rapper can perform while the wealthy people commit white collar crime behind the scenes

Get out my face, askin' 'bout my case, need toothpaste
Stop asking me about my legal case, it's none of your business

Fresher mint, monkey-style nigga get dentadent
Brush your teeth with fresh mint toothpaste to avoid cavities

And dope fiends still in they teens, shook niggas turn witness
Drug addicts who are still teenagers are willing to turn against their peers and testify in court

Real mens mind their own business
Real men stay out of others' business and keep to themselves

That's the difference between sissy-pissy rappers that's double-dutch
The difference between me and other rappers is that I don't play games or waste time with nonsense

How come I hold the microphone double-clutch
I hold the microphone in a unique way to stand out from other rappers

C.O.'s make rounds, never have 'ox found
The correctional officers make their rounds and never find any contraband

On shakedown, lock-down, wet dreams of Fox' Brown
During prison searches, inmates fantasize about sexually explicit acts with the female news anchor Fox Brown

Doomsday
The end of the world

Every since the womb 'til I'm back to the essence
From birth to death

Read it off the tomb
The words on the tombstone will tell my life story

Either engraved or unmarked grave, who's to say?
The tomb could have my name engraved or it could be an unmarked grave

Pass the mic like "Pass the peas like they used to say"
Pass the microphone from one rapper to another, like passing a bowl of peas

Some M-er F-ers don't like how Sally walk
Some people don't approve of the way Sally walks

I'll tell y'all fools it's hella cool how ladies from Cali talk
I think the way women in California talk is really cool

Never let her interfere with the Yeti ghetto slang
I will never let her negatively influence my unique style of speaking

Nicknames off nipple and tip of nipples metal fang
I use unique nicknames that are related to nipples and metal fangs

Known amongst hoes for the bang-bang
I am known among women as a great lover

Known amongst foes for flow with no talking orangutans
I am known among my enemies for my ability to rap without any distractions or gimmicks

Only gin and Tang
My favorite drinks are gin and Tang (a type of orange-flavored drink)

Guzzled out a rusty tin can
I drank from a rusty metal container

Me and this mic is like yin and yang
The microphone and I are inseparable and work together in a perfect balance

Clang, crime don't pay, listen, youth
The sound of a metal clang echoes, serving as a warning for young people that crime does not lead to success

It's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth
My skills are so great that people need to line up to see me perform

I took her back to the truck, she was uncouth
I took a woman back to my car, and she was crude and rude

Spittin' all out the sunroof, through her missing tooth
She was yelling and spitting out of the car's sunroof, despite having a missing tooth

But then she has a sexy voice, sound like Jazzy Joyce
Despite her crude behavior, she has a seductive voice similar to Jazzy Joyce

So I turned it up faster than a speeding knife
I increased the volume of the music quickly

Strong enough to please a wife
My music is strong enough to satisfy anyone

Able to drop today's math in the 48 keys of life
I am able to share knowledge and wisdom through my music

Cut the crap far as rap
I don't engage in meaningless or vulgar lyrical content

Touch the mic, get the same thing a Arab will do to you for stealing
If you try to take the microphone from me, it will be like getting punished by an Arab for stealing

What the devil? He's on another level
I am so skilled and talented that I am on a level beyond comprehension

It's a word
What I am saying is the truth

No, a name
I am referring to myself, MF Doom, by name

MF the super villain
I am MF Doom, the anti-hero and villain in the rap world

Check the sound
Listen to the music and appreciate its quality

Right around
In this moment, right now