No Cock Like Horse Cock
Pepper Coyote Lyrics

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
And who that fellow was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
This molded silicone has got me begging please
Give me more of what I really need
'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Send your asshole into shock
You need horse cock of course-cock
Grab the lube and slam the day away

My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
Slip it in and out be dripping goo

As I take more cock, horse cock
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your cock a horse cock?
You will never hear me saying neigh!

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock
Rub my dick inside a sock
Don't stop now, horse cock
Stretch out my insides and make me pray

My lovely horse cock, horse cock
Horse cock, horse cock

Writer(s): Jared Michael Clark

Contributed by Jacob I. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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@DaBombJK 66 1. Any Johnny Rebel song
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So a while ago I was at Guitar Center and started tuning an acoustic guitar. A worker came up to me and asked if I was planning on buying it for myself or for as a gift. So I told a story about how my dad plays acoustic guitar but needs a new one because his is old. The worker then tells me that he actually fixes up guitars, and I could bring the guitar in to have him check up on it. So now I have I go to Guitar Center with a guitar I haven’t played in years to go get fixed because I was too nervous to tell him I was trying to play “No Cock Like Horse Cock”


this reads like a greentext 4chan post

Gabriel Schleifer

You really think this guy hasn't heard people trying to play dirty songs in his store? XD

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Coolbean94vevo Gamer moment.


Ah hell, I'm on the horsecock side of YouTube again.

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@Mekhane. Broken why not?

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