English Is Cuh-ray-zee
Pete Seeger Lyrics


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English is the most widely spoken language in the history of the planet.
One out of every seven human beings can speak or read it.
Half the world's books, 3/4 of the international mail are in English.
It has the largest vocabulary, perhaps two million words,
And a noble body of literature. But face it:
English is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few examples: There's no egg in eggplant, no pine or apple in pineapple.
Quicksand works slowly; boxing rings are square.
A writer writes, but do fingers fing?
Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. Haberdashers don't haberdash.
English is cuh-ray-zee!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
It's one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two meese?
If it's one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex,two Kleenices?
English is cuh-ray-zee!

You can comb through the annals of history, but not just one annal.
You can make amends, but not just one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that a preacher praught?
If you wrote a letter, did you also bote your tongue?
And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
English is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night falls but never breaks and day breaks but never falls?
In what other language do people drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Ship by truck but send cargo by ship? Recite at a play but play at a recital?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
English is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same
When a wise man and a wise guy are very different?
To overlook something and to oversee something are very different,
But quite a lot and quite a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next?
English is cuh-ray-zee!

You have to marvel at the lunacy of a language in which your house can burn down
While it is burning up. You fill out a form by filling it in.
In which your alarm clock goes off by going on.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Well, English was invented by people, not computers
And reflects the creativity of the human race.
So that's why when the stars are out, they're visible,
But when the lights are out, they're invisible.




When I wind up my watch I start it, but when I wind up this rap,
I end it. English is cuh-ray-zee!

Overall Meaning

In “English is Cuh-ray-zee,” Pete Seeger is pointing out the many quirks and inconsistencies of the English language. He acknowledges that although English is the most widely spoken and influential language in the world, it is also filled with idiosyncrasies that can make it confusing and difficult to learn. Seeger takes the listener through a series of examples of English language oddities, including expressions like “no egg in eggplant” and “boxing rings are square.” He wryly poses questions like, “If you wrote a letter, did you also bote your tongue?” and, “How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?”


Seeger’s song also touches on the nonliteral quirks of English. He notes that “English was invented by people, not computers” and, as a result, it reflects the creativity and craziness of human beings. Seeger illustrates this point by pointing out paradoxical expressions like “your house can burn down / While it is burning up” and “when the stars are out, they’re visible / But when the lights are out, they’re invisible.” Through these observations, Seeger is able to celebrate the wild, lively spirit of the English language as a reflection of human ingenuity, even if it can be confounding at times.


Line by Line Meaning

English is the most widely spoken language in the history of the planet.
English is one of the most spoken languages in human history.


One out of every seven human beings can speak or read it.
English can be spoken or understood by one-seventh of the world's people.


Half the world's books, 3/4 of the international mail are in English.
English is used in half of the books and 75% of international mail.


It has the largest vocabulary, perhaps two million words,
English possibly has the most extensive vocabulary of two million words.


And a noble body of literature. But face it:
English boasts a significant literary history. However, there is one thing to bear in mind.


Just a few examples: There's no egg in eggplant, no pine or apple in pineapple.
There can be some peculiarities in the English language, for instance, 'eggplant' that doesn't contain any egg.


Quicksand works slowly; boxing rings are square.
Words like 'quicksand' and 'boxing ring' can be misleading, as quicksand doesn't act rapidly, and boxing rings' shape is square.


A writer writes, but do fingers fing?
'Fing' isn't a word, which may seem odd that 'write' is a verb but it doesn't go both ways, as 'finger' or other words can't be used as a verb.


Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. Haberdashers don't haberdash.
Some words don't follow the same pattern when made into verbs.


If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
The rules for forming plurals in English can be confusing.


It's one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two meese?
Other languages form plurals differently from English, so English rules aren't always consistent.


If it's one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex,two Kleenices?
English rules for plurals aren't always logical or consistent.


You can comb through the annals of history, but not just one annal.
Some words can't be used in the singular.


You can make amends, but not just one amend.
Some words can be plural or singular.


If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
Some words can be complex to understand, confusing or illogical.


If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that a preacher praught?
English grammar rules can be nonsensical.


If you wrote a letter, did you also bote your tongue?
Some words aren't spelled as they sound, which can make English somewhat irrational.


And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Some words are illogical or bizarre and can make the language seem crazy.


Why is it that night falls but never breaks and day breaks but never falls?
English idioms and phrases can be peculiar or unexplainable.


In what other language do people drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Words can be used in different contexts, which can be perplexing.


Ship by truck but send cargo by ship? Recite at a play but play at a recital?
Words can be paradoxical or irrational, so the language may seem crazy.


Have noses that run and feet that smell?
English phrases and idioms can be varied and not just contextually different but can sound illogical.


You have to marvel at the lunacy of a language in which your house can burn down While it is burning up.
English can be a nonsensical language with words that don't make sense when brought together.


You fill out a form by filling it in.
Phrases can have multiple meanings making English one of the most challenging languages. It doesn't matter how the application is filled.


In which your alarm clock goes off by going on.
Some English phrases or idioms can be nonsensical or confusing.


If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
English words can be puzzling, and phrases often make no sense.


Well, English was invented by people, not computers And reflects the creativity of the human race.
The foundation of the English language is human creativity and has evolved over the years accordingly.


So that's why when the stars are out, they're visible, But when the lights are out, they're invisible.
Words aren't always used consistently rules, and idioms cannot be explained.


When I wind up my watch I start it, but when I wind up this rap, I end it. English is cuh-ray-zee!
The wordplay shows that English can be amusing, but the language can also be completely nonsensical.




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