The Twelve Days of Christmas
Phineas & Ferb [Cast] Lyrics
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Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski
On the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State Area
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl
The entire Tri-State Area
Or at least a large portion of it
I don't, I don't want to get too greedy
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
The entire Tri-State
You know what, how about just two of the three states?
That's fair, right?
Deal?
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
One single state
I feel like I was overreaching before
Just, just one state area will be fine
Go on with the song
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
Five golden rings!
Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once
It's tradition and I'm traditional
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A job that pays me money
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet
Is it, is it too late to change mine?
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels
A job that pays me money
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot f
Or one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful
Gift giver who only comes once a year, it's insane
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
One line of dialogue
My own set of wheels
A job that pays me money
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
How about just some almond brittle?
It's a realistic request, right?
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Ah, forget it
And a jet-powered rocket ski
The Phineas and Ferb Cast's song The Twelve Days of Christmas is a hilarious parody on the traditional Christmas song, where the singer requests absurd and outlandish gifts from Santa Claus. In the first verse, they ask for a jet-powered rocket ski, and as the song progresses, they add more and more items to their list, such as a sash full of patches, the entire Tri-State Area, a kiss from a girl, promotion to colonel, and a job that pays them money.
While the song is clearly meant to be humorous and over-the-top, it also highlights the materialistic and greedy nature of holiday celebrations in modern times. The singers keep adding to their list of demands, never feeling satisfied with what they have already received. In a way, this song serves as a cautionary tale, warning listeners against losing sight of the true spirit of Christmas in the frenzy of consumerism.
Line by Line Meaning
On the first day of Christmas
At the start of this holiday season
Please, Santa, give to me
I humbly request, dear Santa,
A jet-powered rocket ski
a fun and exciting gift to enjoy
On the second day of Christmas
As the days of Christmas continue
Two busted brothers
my mischievous siblings, Phineas and Ferb
On the third day of Christmas
As the holiday continues
A sash full of patches
a collection of patches, perhaps earned through creativity and innovation
On the fourth day of Christmas
Continuing through the twelve days of Christmas
A silver guitar
A music instrument, which can open the door to creativity
On the fifth day of Christmas
Still celebrating Christmas
The entire Tri-State Area
a vast and ambitious request for control and creative freedom
On the sixth day of Christmas
Continuing into the holiday season
A kiss from a girl
an innocent and sweet expression of young love
On the seventh day of Christmas
As the holidays progress
More nerds to bully
a playful and harmless desire to mess around with people
On the eighth day of Christmas
More Christmas joy
Promotion to colonel
a promotion in rank as a fanciful and humorous desire
On the ninth day of Christmas
Further into the holiday season
Five golden rings!
A playful reference to the traditional lyrics, a lighthearted, silly moment
On the tenth day of Christmas
As we enter the final stretch of the twelve days
A job that pays me money
A wish for financial stability, growth and success
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Penultimate day of the Christmas song
My own set of wheels
The desire for freedom, mobility and independence
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The final day of this Christmas celebration
One line of dialogue
A simple and surprising wish for an intangible gift.
How about just some almond brittle?
A realistic and modest request, concluding the song on a humorous and lighthearted note.
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1st day – Phineas
2nd day – Candace
3rd day – Isabella
4th day – Jeremy
5th day – Doofensmirthz
6th day – Baljeet
7th day – Buford
8th day – Major Monogram
9th day – Perry
10th day – Carl
11th day – Vanessa
12th day – Ferb
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Candace❤️❤️
Isabella❤️❤️
Vanessa❤️❤️
My favourites in this song and I just love to sing along with the three girls that are featured in the Christmas special song.
Candace: On the second day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Two bustard brothers.
Isabella: On the third of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A sash full of patches.
Vanessa: On the eleventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, My own set of wheels.
@exar5262
i love how doof increasingly gets more overly polite as the song goes on
@wynonaa.980
Ferb ends up not getting one line of dialogue. He says “get in the booth” and many other things. And now the series has ended. I think he and Vanessa are married now.
@yerduarekrap5997
LPS Peppermint those are speical (u may correct me if it is wrong) episodes and he says 1 line or more
@icethechampion
F I V E G O L D E N R I N N N N G S
That part was honestly the best
@fa1509
IceDoesThings it’s tradition😂
@heyitscandy_gaming9599
Ferb: 1 Line of dialogue.
XD
@JorgeCruz-eo7js
Vanessa: My Own Set Of Wheels
@YOUsamisan
Carl: A job that pays me money
@JorgeCruz-eo7js
Perry: Platypus Noise
@MinnieMouse-MickeyMouse_show.
Major monogram: promotion to colonel.