We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Phineas & Ferb [Cast] Lyrics

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We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year

We wish you the best day ever
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Are super-fun, amazing and clever

And that your New Year's rocks too

Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin'
All my relatives just flew in
From Mexico and Jerusalem
For the holidays

Both Christmas trees and menorahs
It can be confusing for us
When we break into a chorus
Of olé, olé and oy vey, oy vey

Good missions
I'll give to agents A through Z
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
I'm saving that for me
Sorry, sir

We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a new year

I wish for a calculator
Slash-Hindi-English translator
To find a common denominator
In both of my tongues

Good wedgies I'll give
To all of you nerds
That's how I say, "Merry Christmas"
I ain't good with words

I wish you would let me rule you
In evil I'm going to school you
I won't sugarcoat or fool you
Your New Year's looks grim

I warn you, my new-inator
Will force you to serve me later
So why not just choose to cater
To my every whim?

We wish your every endeavor
Makes this the best Christmas ever
And we're all so glad that
We are never mention figgy pudding

Oh, great, well, now we've mentioned it

You know, no one would have noticed
If you'd have just kept your mouth shut

Overall Meaning

The Phineas and Ferb Cast's song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" is a delightful and playful take on the classic Christmas carol. The first verse is a straightforward wish for a merry Christmas and happy New Year, but the subsequent verses showcase the show's humor and quirky characters. The second verse has Phineas asking what everyone is up to during the holidays while his relatives from Mexico and Jerusalem have arrived. The mention of Christmas trees and menorahs highlights the cultural diversity of the show and the challenges of celebrating multiple holidays. The third verse has Carl getting in trouble for trying to sneak some punch, adding a touch of slapstick humor.

The fourth verse involves Perry the Platypus, the show's secret agent character, wishing everyone a happy Perry Christmas. The fifth verse has Baljeet wishing for a calculator and Hindi-English translator to find a common denominator in both of his tongues. The sixth verse has Buford giving wedgies to all of his classmates as his way of saying Merry Christmas. Finally, the seventh verse has Dr. Doofenshmirtz warning everyone about his latest inator invention that will make them serve him. Overall, the song is a fun and creative take on the classic Christmas carol while showcasing the unique character personalities of the show.

Line by Line Meaning

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We hope you have a joyous Christmas day

And a happy New Year
And we hope you have a delightful New Year

We wish you the best day ever
We hope your Christmas day is the best day ever

And hope all your Christmas endeavors
And hope all your Christmas activities

Are super-fun, amazing and clever
Are incredibly fun, awesome, and smart

And that your New Year's rocks too
And we hope your New Year's celebration is exciting too

Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin'
What are you doing right now?

All my relatives just flew in
All my family members just arrived by plane

From Mexico and Jerusalem
From Mexico and Israel

For the holidays
To celebrate the holiday season with us

Both Christmas trees and menorahs
Both decorations for Christmas and Hanukkah

It can be confusing for us
It can be puzzling for us

When we break into a chorus
When we suddenly begin singing together

Of olé, olé and oy vey, oy vey
With expressions of both Spanish and Yiddish

Good missions
Good orders

I'll give to agents A through Z
I'll give them to every agent I have

Carl, get away from that punch bowl
Carl, move yourself away from that beverage dispenser

I'm saving that for me
I'm reserving that for myself

Sorry, sir
I apologize, sir

We wish you a Perry Christmas
We hope you have a delightfully Perry-themed Christmas

And a new year
And a new year

I wish for a calculator
I want a device for mathematical calculations

Slash-Hindi-English translator
Translator that can translate between Hindi and English

To find a common denominator
To find a common factor in both sets

In both of my tongues
In both of my languages

Good wedgies I'll give
I'll give you a good wedgie

To all of you nerds
To all of the people who are very knowledgeable about certain things

That's how I say, "Merry Christmas"
That's my way of saying Merry Christmas

I ain't good with words
I'm not articulate

I wish you would let me rule you
I want you to let me have control over you

In evil I'm going to school you
I'm going to teach you how to be evil

I won't sugarcoat or fool you
I won't deceive or trick you

Your New Year's looks grim
It doesn't look like you'll have a pleasant New Year

I warn you, my new-inator
I warn you, my new invention

Will force you to serve me later
Will make you obey me in the future

So why not just choose to cater
So why not decide to satisfy

To my every whim?
My every desire?

We wish your every endeavor
We hope everything you do

Makes this the best Christmas ever
Makes this the best Christmas you've ever had

And we're all so glad that
And we're so happy

We are never mention figgy pudding
We don't have to talk about figgy pudding

Oh, great, well, now we've mentioned it
Oh, great, now we've brought it up

You know, no one would have noticed
No one would have realized

If you'd have just kept your mouth shut
If you had just remained silent

Lyrics © Phonographic Digital Limited (PDL), Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Capitol CMG Publishing, Hipgnosis Songs Group
Written by: Traditional

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