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Pigeon John Lyrics

Just trying to meet you
The singer is simply attempting to introduce himself to the girl.

Hey you across from the bar
He sees her from afar and wants to get to know her better.

I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
He wants to clarify that he is just a regular guy, not someone famous or rich.

I'm just a regular guy
The singer wants to emphasize that he is not trying to be anyone he is not.

I don't make that much money girl I aint gotta lie
He wants to make it clear that he is not wealthy and does not need to pretend to be someone he is not.

Excuse me can I buy you an orange juice?
The gentleman asks if he can purchase the lady a drink.

No? Wow you're honest aren't you?
The woman declines his offer, and he admires her honesty.

It befits you may I assist you?
He offers to help her in any way he can.

You look kinda sad can I offer a tissue?
He notices that she seems upset and wants to offer her a tissue to dry her tears.

(You're crazy) There's that grin
The woman thinks he is crazy, but he notices that she is smiling.

Its been gone for awhile huh? Don't pretend
He detects that her smile has been gone for a while and encourages her not to pretend otherwise.

Why? Your exboyfriend he did what?
He asks her what her ex-boyfriend did to make her upset.

He broke up with you because you didn't have a butt
Her ex-boyfriend broke up with her because of her body type.

Wow the LL Cool J syndrome its popular
The singer notes that the trend of preferring a certain body type (as LL Cool J does) is common.

But he's a weirdo I don't need no binoculars
He thinks LL Cool J is strange and does not require binoculars to see that the woman is attractive.

To see you're fine all these girls can't reach you hey
The singer believes that the woman is beautiful and that no other women can compare to her.

But if you give me a chance
He wants her to give him a chance to get to know her better.

Ill take you to The Derby
He promises to take her on a date to The Derby.

And I'll teach you how to dance with me
He wants to show her some moves and dance with her.

And you gonna peep how I sway
He is confident that she will admire the way he moves on the dance floor.

And when we at the movies girl you ain't gotta pay
He is offering to take her to the movies and pay for her ticket.

That's my guarantee
He is giving her a guarantee.

You get your money back for free girl
He claims that if she does not like him, she will not have to pay.

If you ain't feeling me
If she is not interested in him romantically.

Ok so that was a long chorus
He acknowledges that the chorus was lengthy.

But I really wanted to let you know I adore yas
He wants her to know that he likes her a lot.

The way you drink your beer in a wine glass
He notes that she drinks beer in a fancy way.

Its kind of weird but I don't know where to find that
He acknowledges that her choice of beverage container is uncommon and has no idea where to obtain it.

Plus you got the bomb haircut
He thinks her hairstyle is excellent.

Or hairdo whatever baby yo you know what's up
He is unsure if it is a haircut or a hairstyle, but thinks she knows what's up.

And it clear I'm feeling you can I take and deliver you?
He is obviously attracted to her and wants to take her on a date.

Show you off to all my friends who were planning on stealing you
He wants to introduce her to his friends, who he knows think she is attractive.

Ok cool where shall we go?
He wants to plan their date.

(Kate Mantillini's!) OK girl take it slow
He suggests a restaurant named Kate Mantellini and advises her to take it easy and not rush the date.

First we start at Taco Bell I'ma have to teach you
He plans on taking her to Taco Bell first and jokingly says he will have to teach her about the cuisine.