Hotel Room Service
Pitbull Lyrics

DJ Tim Johnson
Introducing the DJ Tim Johnson

I want everybody to stop what they doing
Request to everyone to stop their activities and pay attention

(Mr. 305)
Referring to the singer's nickname as Mr. 305

Now if you know you're with somebody
Assuming that the listener is with someone

That you're gonna take the hotel room tonight
If the listener intends to spend the night at a hotel

Make some noise
Encouraging the listener to make some noise if they are with someone and intend to spend the night at a hotel

Meet me at the hotel room
Inviting the listener to meet the singer at a hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend
Urging the listener to forget about their boyfriend and come to the hotel room

And meet me at the hotel room
Asking the listener to meet the singer at the hotel room

You can bring your girlfriends
Allowing the listener to come with their girlfriends

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
Stating that they are at various types of hotels

She like that freaky stuff
Describing the woman's sexual preferences

Two in the "o" and one in the eye
Describing a sexual act using slang

That kinky stuff, you nasty
Acknowledge that her preferences are unconventional and expressing approval

But I like your type
Stating that the singer likes the woman for her sexual preferences

And like T.I., it's whatever you like
Referencing T.I.'s song and expressing a similar sentiment

Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Encouraging the listener to bring her girlfriends to the hotel room

Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
Implying that the listener is having relationship problems with her man and the singer is ready to help with that

I'll check yo pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Using innuendo to suggest that he will evaluate her sexual health before engaging in sexual activity

Well, here goes some egg whites
Suggesting that he will provide a healthy breakfast for the listener

Now gimme that sweet
Asking the listener for sexual favors

That nasty, that Gucci stuff
Referring to her sexual preferences as high-class and desirable

Let me tell you what we gon' do
Giving an idea of what is about to happen

Two plus two, I'm gon' undress you
Stating that he will help her get undressed

Then we're gonna go three and three
Intimating that they will engage in sexual activity

You gon' undress me
Asking her to help him with undressing

Then we're gonna go four and four
Suggesting they will continue to engage in sexual activity

We gon' freak some more, but first
Implying they will continue to have rough sex but first

After party in hotel lobby
Suggesting that they will continue the party in the lobby

Then we off to the room, like vroom
Implying they will quickly move to the hotel room

Put them fingers in you mouth, or open up you blouse
Suggesting that the woman should engage in sexual activity with the singer

And pull that g-string down south
Asking her to remove her g-string

Ooh, okay shawty, one's company
Acknowledging that one person's good, but two is better

Two's a crowd, and three's a party
Suggesting that three people make for a good party

Your girl ain't with it, I got somebody
Offering to bring another person if the listener's girlfriend is not interested

In my nature, she's naughty
Suggesting that he is naturally attracted to naughty women

Now gimme that sweet
Repeating his request for sexual favors

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
Repeating the chorus