Stoner Bitch
Potluck Lyrics

I need a stoner bitch
I am looking for a woman who enjoys smoking marijuana

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I want a woman who is a true stoner, emphasizing the desire for a woman who is dedicated to weed

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
The repetition of 'sto' further emphasizes the strong desire for a dedicated stoner woman

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
Repeating the desire for a stoner woman

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
Continuing to emphasize the strong desire for a dedicated stoner woman

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
Once again expressing the need for a woman who enjoys smoking marijuana

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
Continuing to emphasize the strong desire for a dedicated stoner woman

{Potluck}
The beginning of Potluck's verse

I need a stoner bitch baby
I am in search of a woman who enjoys smoking marijuana

Lookin just like you
That woman should resemble you physically

And if you like to get high
Additionally, she should have a preference for being under the influence of marijuana

Well then you just might do
If you meet these criteria, then you would be a potential candidate for my desired stoner woman

Never cry you only sad
An assurance that being with this stoner woman will minimize feelings of sadness or the need to cry

When the sack is gone
Implying that the only time to feel sadness or disappointment is when there is no more marijuana

I got a pound and a bong
I possess a large quantity of marijuana and a water pipe for smoking

So girl pack the bong
I am requesting that the woman prepare the bong for smoking

Fuck the Coach, Fuck the Prada
Expressing disregard for expensive designer brands, indicating a preference for a more casual lifestyle

Fuck the Dolce and Gabbana
More explicitly dismissing high-end fashion brands

She's happy kickin back
The stoner woman finds contentment in relaxing

Smokin a fat sac of Marijuana
Enjoying the act of smoking a large amount of marijuana

We'll be together forever
The artist believes that their relationship with the stoner woman will last indefinitely

That's what she promised me
The stoner woman has made a commitment to be with the artist for a long time

The only breakin up we do
The only separation that occurs in their relationship is when they break apart the marijuana buds

Is when we breakin up the weed
The act of dividing the marijuana buds

And please believe she's doin it right
The stoner woman excels in the process of smoking and handling marijuana

She's the type of girl that likes
This stoner woman is interested in

To smoke and fuck all night
Engaging in both smoking marijuana and sexual activities throughout the entire night

She's the love of my life
The stoner woman holds a significant place in the artist's heart

My stoner bitch is the Barbay
The stoner woman is exceptionally attractive and desirable

She's better than a blonde babe
The stoner woman surpasses the conventional beauty standards associated with blonde women

And better than Beyonce
The stoner woman is even more attractive than the famous singer Beyonce

Ass so big you can see it from the front
The stoner woman has a notably large buttocks that can be seen even from the front

And she's so damn sexy
The stoner woman possesses an undeniable sex appeal

How she pass the blunt
The stoner woman impresses the artist by smoothly passing the marijuana joint

My stoner bitch is like a dream to me
The singer views the stoner woman as a manifestation of their ideal partner

She be so fine
The stoner woman is extremely attractive

I gotta make this little fly
The singer is determined to charm this attractive stoner woman

Stoner bitch all mine
The singer wants to possess this stoner woman exclusively

[Chorus]
The beginning of the chorus section

{Potluck}
Potluck's verse continues

Some men they wanna girl
Different men have different desires in a woman

Who's gotta nice face
Some men prioritize a woman's physical appearance, especially her face

Big ass titties and a slim ass waist
A description of physical attributes that some men find appealing in a woman

Some men they wanna girl
Again emphasizing that men have different preferences

Who they know can cook and clean
Some men value a woman's domestic skills, particularly cooking and cleaning

Take care of the kids
Being a good caregiver to children is important to some men

And hook a steak up in between
Furthermore, they desire a woman who can cook a delicious steak

Some men they wanna girl
Continuing to highlight different preferences

Who can be a freak in bed
Some men are specifically interested in a woman's sexual openness and adventurousness

Suck a good dick and put their legs
They seek a woman who performs oral sex and is flexible

Behind their head
A sexual position that requires significant flexibility

But me I wanna stoner bitch
The artist has a unique preference for a stoner woman

Who always got a blunt
They desire a woman who consistently has a marijuana joint available

The type of girl that love to smoke
This desired woman enjoys participating in smoking marijuana

And skillz at rollin up
Additionally, she possesses the ability to roll marijuana joints with expertise

{Daddy X}
Daddy X begins his verse

I got a stoner bitch
The artist is in a relationship with a stoner woman

She's the queen of the green
The stoner woman holds a high level of expertise and preference for marijuana

She licks my nut sac
Engaging in sexual activities involving the singer's genitals

Like she licks the blunt baby we
Comparing the act of licking the artist's genitals to the way she licks a marijuana joint

Always stoned at the pad
They are constantly under the influence of marijuana when at home

Up at rollers rollin green
The stoner woman consistently rolls marijuana joints

Fat airtight joints she's a rollin machine
She expertly rolls large, well-sealed marijuana joints with ease

She's a queen
Acknowledging the stoner woman's high regard and importance

And I'm a Kottonmouth King
The artist considers himself an influential figure in the stoner community

And we fiends for the green
Both the singer and the stoner woman have an insatiable desire for marijuana

And the sex in between
Their sexual activities are heightened and enhanced due to their marijuana usage

The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy
The combination of marijuana hits and a ditz-like behavior create a chaotic and exciting experience

We be high in the sheets fuckin stoned
They engage in sexual activities while under the influence of marijuana

Pickin daisies
Potentially referring to being relaxed and carefree during intimate moments

Its amazing and this is no fabrication
The singer asserts that what they experience is truly incredible and not a made-up story

Daddy X I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation
Daddy X proudly claims to possess the most exceptional stoner woman in the entire country

And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin life
The singer holds their statement about the stoner woman's excellence in the highest regard

Til death do us part she's my bud smoking wife
The singer identifies the stoner woman as their lifelong partner who shares a passion for smoking marijuana

[Talk]
Transitioning into a talking section

{Potluck}
Potluck talks about his experiences with a stoner woman

She was probably one of the best hoes
Referring to the stoner woman as one of the most exceptional partners

If not thee best hoe I ever had
Implying that the stoner woman surpasses all other previous partners in terms of satisfaction

What she would do is like
Explaining some of the actions that the stoner woman would perform

Little shit that I like done
She would complete small tasks that the artist enjoys

Uh, having my joint rolled and ready
Specifically, she would prepare a marijuana joint for the artist in advance

{D-LOC}
D-LOC begins his verse

Yeah rolled and ready
Reaffirming the previous line about the stoner woman having a joint ready

Pack and load it now it's time to smoke
Preparing the marijuana pipe or joint for smoking, indicating that it is time to indulge

And talk about my stoner bitch
Discussing the attributes and experiences of the stoner woman

'Cause man she ain't no joke
The stoner woman is not to be taken lightly or underestimated

Let's get it straight
The singer wants to clarify something

Don't ever let her hear you call her bitch
A warning to never refer to the stoner woman as a 'bitch' in her presence

Just like the lights go on and off
Comparing her reaction to being called a 'bitch' to the instant flipping of a light switch

Her attitude will switch
Her behavior and demeanor will drastically change

I got a fine lady love to blaze
The singer is in a relationship with a beautiful woman who enjoys smoking marijuana

And sit some while
They spend time together, often while sitting and smoking

And lay up on the couch with me
They enjoy relaxing and cuddling together on the couch

When it's getting close to game time
During times when they are about to engage in sexual activities

My stoner lady's bad as fuck
The stoner woman is incredibly attractive and desirable

And yes she likes to fuck
She has a strong desire for sexual activities

Like Simon loves it when
Comparing her enjoyment of sex to Simon's love for a particular thing

I'm diggin deep inside her guts
Referring to the singer penetrating the stoner woman during sexual intercourse

No macaroni and cheese please
Rejecting the idea of the stoner woman cooking a common dish like macaroni and cheese

She'll hit the store
Instead, she is willing to go to the store

If we outta weed
In the event that they run out of marijuana

Then she's out the door to make a score
She will immediately leave the house to acquire more marijuana

She be the love of my life
The stoner woman is the person the singer loves the most

I know she's down to ride
The artist is confident that she is loyal and committed to their relationship

My stoner baby maybe someday
The artist envisions a future where they are more committed and possibly starting a family together

Be my stoner wife
They aspire for the stoner woman to become their wife

[Chorus]
The chorus section repeats

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
Reiterating the desire for a stoner woman

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
Further emphasizing the strong desire for a dedicated stoner woman

(repeat x2)
Repeating the chorus section

{Johnny Richter}
Johnny Richter begins his verse

My stoner bitch got ass for days
The stoner woman has an impressively large buttocks

The munchies make her thick
When experiencing the munchies, she gains weight and appears more voluptuous

She help me grow my plants
She assists the singer in cultivating marijuana plants

And she knows a couple tricks
She possesses some unique skills or knowledge related to marijuana

The type a bitch who never snitch
The stoner woman never reveals or informs on any illegal activities related to marijuana

And quick to light a spliff
She is prompt in lighting a marijuana joint

The type a bitch who takin trips
She enjoys going on adventures or journeys related to marijuana

And help me sell my shit
She assists the singer in selling their marijuana products

My girl she got a green thumb
The stoner woman possesses a natural talent or ability for growing marijuana

And round my green house
She engages in marijuana-related activities in the singer's house, which is synonymous with marijuana cultivation

She pickin up my pounds
She collects or handles large quantities of marijuana on behalf of the singer

And she drive em down south
She transports the marijuana products to a location further south

Your girl is kinda bullshit
In contrast to the stoner woman, the listener's girlfriend possesses unfavorable qualities

Ya no smoking with your spouse
The listener's spouse is not open to or supportive of smoking marijuana

She gotcha watchin Oprah
The listener's spouse has them watching the television program 'Oprah'

While you cuddle on the couch
During this time, the listener is engaging in intimate cuddling with their spouse

But me I'm sayin fuck a bitch
The artist rejects the idea of being in a relationship with someone who is not a stoner woman

Unless she wanna smoke
The artist is only interested in being with someone who shares their love for marijuana

Tell a couple funny jokes
Additionally, they desire someone who can entertain them with humor

While she takes another toke
Simultaneously, while smoking another hit of marijuana

Some girls will take a cherry stem
Certain women possess the skill of tying a knot in a cherry stem using only their tongue

And tie em with their tongue
Performing the mentioned skill using their tongue

My girl will roll another blunt
The stoner woman, on the other hand, will roll another marijuana joint

And smoke it til it's done
She will continue smoking the joint until it is fully consumed

Your bitch is in the kitchen
In contrast, the listener's partner is in the kitchen

With some chickin shake n bake
Cooking a dish called 'chicken shake n bake,' which is unrelated to marijuana

My bitch is takin bong hits
The stoner woman, however, is enjoying hits from a bong

And love the way I bake
She appreciates the singer's ability to cook or bake marijuana-infused edibles

'Cause I'm a stoner, you a stoner
Both the artist and the listener are individuals who enjoy smoking marijuana

She's a stoner too
The stoner woman is also part of the stoner community

And I'm in love with stoner bitches
The artist has a strong admiration and preference for stoner women

Just like you
Acknowledging the listener's similar preference for stoner women

I need a stoner bitch
Reiterating the desire for a stoner woman