Batdance
Prince Lyrics

Oh, I got a live one here
Excitedly commenting on the energy of the moment

Get the funk up Batman Get the funk up Batman Get the funk up (Go, go, go with a smile) Bat dance Do it Keep bustin'
Urging Batman to get ready for a funky dance party and to keep the energy up throughout

(Do it, do it) I've seen the future and it will be (do it, do it) I've seen the future and it will be (do, do) Batman Batman I've seen the future and it will be Batman (house, do it, house) (And where, and where, is the Batman?)
Seeing that the future is all about Batman, and calling out for his presence at the party

(Stop the press) (Stop the press, who is that?) (Vicky Vale) (Vicky Vale) (I like) Batman, Batman, Batman (Oh, that's) (Hi, Bruce Wayne) (I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't) (I just gotta know) (Are we gonna try to love each other?) (Stop the press, who is that?) (Vicky Vale) (She's great, isn't she?)
Getting excited about Vicky Vale, a love interest, while acknowledging the awkwardness of the situation and wondering if they can connect

Oh yeah, oh yeah I want to bust that body Ooh yeah, ooh yeah I want to bust that body right (I'd like to) Oh yeah, oh yeah (but he's out there right now) I want to bust that body Oh yeah, oh yeah Tonight
Expressing a strong sexual desire for Vicky Vale, but acknowledging the presence of Batman at the party

Well, Miss Vale You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey I just like the sound of it
Quoting a famous line from the Batman movie to flirt with Vicky Vale and show off his Batman persona

(I've got to go to work) Batman (I've got to go to work) Batman If a man is considered guilty (work, work) For what goes on in his mind (work, work) Then gimme the electric chair For all my future crimes, oh (Work) (Work) Electric chair, oh, ooh
Reminding himself of his duty as Batman and warning against the guilt of future fantasies

Hey Ducky Let me stick the 7-inch in the computer Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha Hey, we got the power Oh, we got the soul Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off To make the devil go, go Ow (This town needs an enema)
Playing around with a 7-inch record, and acknowledging the need for change in the world

(I'm gonna kill you) Power (I'm not gonna kill you) (Let's do it) Soul (I'm gonna kill you) Power (I'm not gonna kill you) Soul (Let's do it) (I'm Batman) Batman Don't stop dancin' (I'm Batman) Batman (Don't stop dancin') Do it, do it Do it, do it Batman Batman Batman (Don't stop) (Don't stop) (Let's do it) (Don't stop dancin') Let's do it (Batman) Let's do it (Don't stop dancin') Bat-Bat (Batman) (Don't stop dancin') (No, damn it, turn the music back up) (You son of a bitch)
Switching between Batman's and Prince's persona while exclaiming the need to keep dancing and not let the energy dip

(Have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?)
Asking a rhetorical question about the power of laughter

Who's gonna stop 200 balloons? Nobody (Haha, haha, haha, haha, haha) Batman Stop
Reflecting on the absurdity of the situation and noting Batman's presence to bring things to a close