Members includeRob "Rawrb!" Kersey — lead vocalsJoshua "Joshy" Key — guitar, vocalsAlex "Shmalex" Dontre — drums, vocalsMatty J. "Moose"— bass, vocals
To date they have released three discs nationally and one digital only EP. The most recent, titled The Digital Appetizer was released on May 11th, 2010, Sandwich, was released May 5 2009, The Flesh Eating Roller Skate Holiday Joyride, released September 25, 2007, We Couldn't Think of a Title, released on September 12, 2006 and Do was released in July 24, 2018.
They began touring nationally in July of 2006, and have toured with Look What I Did, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Powerglove, Bobaflex, Indorphine, Green Jelly, Nashville Pussy, Mower, and Better Left Unsaid.
As of March 2007, Psychostick's debut album has had minor chart success in the US, reaching #41 on Billboard's Top Heatseekers albums, and #48 on its Top Independent Albums chart.[2] The same band members also form a band called Evacuate Chicago, which makes more serious and non-comedy oriented music.
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Obey the Beard
Psychostick Lyrics
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Sideburns, no
Goatee, maybe
Beard, beard
Do you feel alone?
Do you feel neglected?
Not doin' too well with the ladies?
Low self esteem, grow a beard
Afraid to follow your dreams, grow a beard
Are you lonely and sad, grow a beard
Wanna look good in plaid, grow a beard
Are you workin' out, grow a beard
Did your car break down, grow a beard
Ice caps melting? Grow a beard
Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call
But the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger
Grow a beard
Grow the beard
Feed the beard
Brush the beard
Manscape the beard
Stroke the beard
Love the beard
Fear the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
(Obey the beard)
Behold the beard (Obey the beard)
Accept the beard (Obey the beard)
Respect the beard (Obey the beard)
Oh my God, Becky, look at his beard it's just so beard
Impress your date, with your beard
Eat a steak, with a beard
Chop down trees, with a beard
Crush your enemies, with a beard
Catch a fish, with a beard
Roundhouse kick, with a beard
Troll the net, with a beard
Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, beard
Drive a truck, with a beard
Try your luck, with a beard
Arm wrestle, with a beard
Teenage Mutant Ninja beard
Pet your doggie, with a beard
I pledge allegiance to the beard
Can't grow a beard, then buy a beard
Do you have a beard, then grow more beard
You need to shave this thing
Shut up grandma, grow a beard
Defend the beard
Drink to the beard
'Cause beards are good
And scruff
(Obey the beard)
Behold the beard (obey the beard)
Accept the beard (obey the beard)
Respect the beard (obey the beard)
I was so empty and lost inside
'Til I grew you ('til I grew me)
I put my faith in my facial hair
To get me through
Well I can defy the odds again and again
With you on my chin (you on my chin)
With every moment you grow closer and closer
To my heart
I love you beard
If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?
Huh
Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
For bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part
I beard
(Beard, beard, beard, beard, beard, beard, beard)
Abe Lincoln had a beard
Zz Top, epic beards
Dimebag Darrell, metal beard
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard
Number one, make it beard
Chewbacca, is a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
God has a beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
The song "Obey the Beard" by Psychostick is a humorous take on the benefits of growing a beard. The lyrics are a series of verses and choruses that encourage men to grow a beard for various reasons. The song starts with a list of facial hair styles that are not sufficient before encouraging men to grow a beard if they feel neglected, have low self-esteem, or are not doing well with the ladies. According to the song, growing a beard can solve all of these problems and more.
The song then goes on to list various actions that can be improved by growing a beard, such as working out or catching a fish. The lyrics also include several pop culture references, such as Chewbacca, Santa Claus, and Chuck Norris, who are all known for their notable facial hair. The chorus of the song is catchy and encourages listeners to obey, behold, accept, and respect the beard.
Overall, "Obey the Beard" is a lighthearted song that celebrates the joys of having a beard. While the lyrics are humorous, the song also celebrates the confidence and self-assurance that can come with growing a beard.
Line by Line Meaning
Mustache, no
Only a full-grown beard will suffice
Sideburns, no
Only a full-grown beard will suffice
Goatee, maybe
A goatee may be acceptable, but only if it's part of a full beard
Beard, beard
A full beard is the only acceptable facial hair option
Do you feel alone?
Do you feel like you're missing something in your life?
Do you feel neglected?
Do you feel like no one pays attention to you?
Not doin' too well with the ladies?
Are you having trouble attracting romantic partners?
Well I got the solution for you
I have the solution to all your problems
Low self esteem, grow a beard
A beard can help improve your self-esteem
Afraid to follow your dreams, grow a beard
A beard can give you the confidence to pursue your dreams
Are you lonely and sad, grow a beard
A beard can help alleviate feelings of loneliness and sadness
Wanna look good in plaid, grow a beard
A beard will complement your plaid wardrobe
Are you workin' out, grow a beard
Your exercise routine will be greatly enhanced by the presence of a beard
Did your car break down, grow a beard
A beard will give you the strength and endurance to deal with car-related problems
Ice caps melting? Grow a beard
A beard can help counteract the effects of climate change
Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call
Are you in a desperate situation?
But the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger
Are you without the necessary resources to solve your problem?
Grow a beard
The solution to all your problems is to grow a beard
Grow the beard
Allow your beard to thrive and reach its full potential
Feed the beard
Provide your beard with the necessary nutrients to grow strong
Brush the beard
Maintain your beard's cleanliness and health through regular brushing
Manscape the beard
Trim and shape your beard to keep it looking its best
Stroke the beard
Take pleasure in stroking the soft hairs of your beloved beard
Love the beard
Embrace your beard and all the benefits it brings
Fear the beard
Respect the power and authority of a full-grown beard
Obey the beard
Follow the guidance and instruction of your illustrious beard
Behold the beard (Obey the beard)
Gaze upon the magnificent glory of the beard and submit to its authority
Accept the beard (Obey the beard)
Acknowledging and welcoming the superiority of a full-grown beard is the first step to beard enlightenment
Respect the beard (Obey the beard)
Maintain a healthy respect for the power and influence wielded by a full-grown beard
Oh my God, Becky, look at his beard it's just so beard
The awesomeness of this man's beard cannot be overstated
Impress your date, with your beard
A beard will impress and attract romantic interests
Eat a steak, with a beard
A beard will enhance your dining experience, especially when eating meat
Chop down trees, with a beard
A beard will provide the strength and ability to accomplish Herculean tasks such as lumberjacking
Crush your enemies, with a beard
A beard will intimidate and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies
Catch a fish, with a beard
A beard will increase your chances of catching fish, possibly due to its natural scent
Roundhouse kick, with a beard
A beard will enhance your fighting prowess, especially in karate or other martial arts
Troll the net, with a beard
A beard will serve as a potent weapon in online arguments and flame wars
Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, beard
Even a Chia pet's growth cannot compare to the majesty of a full-grown beard
Drive a truck, with a beard
A beard will complement your truck-driving lifestyle
Try your luck, with a beard
A beard can bring you good fortune and success
Arm wrestle, with a beard
A beard will increase your strength and grip during an arm wrestling match
Teenage Mutant Ninja beard
A beard can be as nimble, powerful, and stealthy as a ninja
Pet your doggie, with a beard
A beard adds a new layer of sensory enjoyment to interactions with pets
I pledge allegiance to the beard
I swear my loyalty and devotion to the ideals and principles of the beard
Can't grow a beard, then buy a beard
If you are unable to grow a beard naturally, consider purchasing a high-quality fake beard
Do you have a beard, then grow more beard
Even if you already have a great beard, there is always room for improvement
You need to shave this thing
I believe you should remove all or part of your facial hair
Shut up grandma, grow a beard
Grandmothers often fail to acknowledge the power and importance of a full-grown beard
Defend the beard
Be prepared to use force or violence to protect the integrity of the beard
Drink to the beard
Raise a glass in honor of the beard and all its achievements
'Cause beards are good
The many benefits and advantages of a full-grown beard cannot be denied
And scruff
But even a small amount of facial hair can be superior to none at all
I was so empty and lost inside
I was lacking fulfillment and purpose in my life
'Til I grew you ('til I grew me)
Until I grew my beard, I did not understand my true potential
I put my faith in my facial hair
I believe that my beard has the power to guide and protect me
To get me through
To help me overcome obstacles and hardships in life
Well I can defy the odds again and again
Despite the odds against me, my beard has helped me persevere and succeed
With you on my chin (you on my chin)
With my beloved beard always by my side (or rather, on my face)
With every moment you grow closer and closer
The bond between a man and his beard deepens over time
To my heart
The love and loyalty of my beard is closely connected to my emotional core
I love you beard
My feelings of affection and admiration for my beard cannot be contained
If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?
A humorous way to express extreme love or obsession with something
Huh
An expression of bewilderment or confusion
Abe Lincoln had a beard
One of the most famous American presidents, widely respected for his wisdom and accomplishments, also had a beard
Zz Top, epic beards
The iconic rock band Zz Top is known for their lengthy and impressive beards
Dimebag Darrell, metal beard
The late heavy metal guitarist Dimebag Darrell was famous for his long, flowing beard
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard
The legendary martial artist and actor Chuck Norris has a beard that reflects his toughness and masculinity
Number one, make it beard
To achieve success and reach the top of your field, cultivate an impressive beard
Chewbacca, is a beard
The beloved Star Wars character Chewbacca has long, flowing hair covering much of his face and body, resembling a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
Two revered and beloved figures, often depicted with long white beards
God has a beard
In many religious traditions, God is depicted as an old man with a long white beard
Obey the beard
This phrase serves as a mantra and guiding principle for those devoted to the power and glory of the full-grown beard
Lyrics © TuneCore Inc.
Written by: Joshua Key, Robert Kersey
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Peen tickler
Mustache? No.
Sideburns? No.
Goatee? Maybe.
Beard? BEARD!
Do you feel alone?
Do you feel neglected?
Not doin' too well with the ladies?
Well I got the solution for you!
Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD!
Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD!
Are you lonely and sad? GROW A BEARD!
Wanna look good in plad? GROW A BEARD!
Are you workin' out? GROW A BEARD!
Did your car break down? GROW A BEARD!
Ice caps melting? GROW A BEARD!
Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call
but the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger?
...
GROW A BEARD!
Grow the beard!
Feed the beard!
Brush the beard!
Manscape the beard!
Stroke the beard!
Love the beard!
Fear the beard!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
(Obey the beard!)
Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
"Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard! It's just so... beard!"
Impress your date, WITH YOUR BEARD!
Eat a steak, WITH A BEARD!
Chop down trees, WITH A BEARD!
Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD!
Catch a fish, WITH A BEARD!
Roundhouse kick, WITH A BEARD!
Troll the net, WITH A BEARD!
Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, BEARD!
Drive a truck, WITH A BEARD!
Try your luck, WITH A BEARD!
Arm wrestle, WITH A BEARD!
Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD!
Pet your doggie, WITH A BEARD!
I pledge allegiance to the beard!
Can't grow a beard? Then buy a beard!
Do you have a beard? Then GROW MORE BEARD!
"You need to shave this thing!"
SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD!
Defend the beard!
Drink to the beard!
'Cause beards are good...
AND SCRUFF!
(Obey the beard!)
Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
I was so empty and lost inside
'til I grew you ('til I grew you)
I put my faith in my facial hair
to get me through
Well I can defy the odds again and again
with you on my chin (you on my chin)
With every moment you grow closer and closer
to my heart
"Sigh... I love you beard."
"If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?"
"Huh..."
"Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard, for bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part?"
"I beard!"
(Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!)
Abe Lincoln had a beard
ZZ Top, epic beards!
Dimebag Darrell, metal beard!
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard!
Number one, make it beard!
Chewbacca, is a beard!
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
God... HAS A BEARD!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
OBEY... THE... BEARD!
Psychostick
Celebrate this video hitting a million views by growing a beard on top of your existing beard.
Leonard Washington
Done.
Hurikane E
My beard is going grey now.
Hurikane E
I am afraid of growing a triple beard.
rsfrom954
Done
Penny P
I have 5 chin hairs. I'm included. 😆
Spookyskele Bloke
I've just now realized the genius behind the lyric, " you grow closer and closer to my heart."
Metal Gigs
Well done you win a beard
Daryl Ward
It's poetic as fuck!!!
Learning history with lasagna
@NDT_DYNAMITE that means dumbeldore was the god of beardly awesomeness