*69
R.E.M. Lyrics


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You don't have to take the bar exam to see
What you've done is ignoramus 103
What've I got to hang my hat on?
You don't have a pot to pee in
All this just to be your friend
I was there until the end
Extortion and arson, petty larceny
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you hung up my line
Star 69

I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrels didn't chew the wires
Three people have my number
The other two were with me
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy
This time you have gone too far with me

I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you hung up my line
Star 69

Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
I can't be your character witness
I can't be your alibi
Doorbell rings it's the FBI
We learned Spy vs. Spy
You, my friend, are guilty as can be

I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you hung up my line

I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called
I know you called




I can't be your alibi
Star 69

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to R.E.M.'s song *69 are a direct confrontation from one person to another. The singer is accusing the other person of being guilty of crimes such as arson and larceny. The chorus of "I know you called" repeatedly emphasizes the fact that the singer knows what the other person has done and they need to own up to it, suggesting that the person called the singer but hung up before they could answer and the singer was able to use Star 69 to identify the number. The bridge of the song features the singer questioning the actions of the other person and questioning their involvement in various criminal activities. In the final lines of the song, the singer refuses to act as an alibi for the other person, suggesting that they need to face the consequences of their actions.


Line by Line Meaning

You don't have to take the bar exam to see
Your actions are obviously foolish and misguided. It doesn't take a legal expert to recognize that.


What you've done is ignoramus 103
Your behavior is incredibly stupid and ignorant, like an introductory course in being a fool.


What've I got to hang my hat on?
I have no evidence or reason to support my friendship with you.


You don't have a pot to pee in
You are completely broke and have nothing of value.


All this just to be your friend
I've endured a lot of hardship and negative consequences just to associate myself with you.


I was there until the end
I remained loyal to you despite all of the trouble you caused for me and others.


Extortion and arson, petty larceny
You have engaged in illegal activities such as blackmail, intentional fires, and minor theft.


I know you called
I am aware that you made a phone call to me.


I know you hung up my line
You intentionally ended the phone conversation by hanging up on me.


Star 69
I used the *69 feature to call you back and find out who was calling me.


I know all about the warehouse fire
I am aware that you were responsible for the warehouse fire, despite your attempt to blame it on squirrels.


I know squirrels didn't chew the wires
Your claim that squirrels caused the warehouse fire is obviously false and can be easily disproven.


Three people have my number
There are three individuals who can contact me directly by phone.


The other two were with me
The other two individuals who know my phone number are my close associates and friends.


I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy
I don't enjoy being a snitch, but I'm not going to take the blame for your wrongdoing.


This time you have gone too far with me
Your actions have finally crossed a line and I can no longer overlook or tolerate your behavior.


Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
Why did you choose to single me out and involve me in your illegal activities?


This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
Your actions and their consequences are so outrageous they seem more fit for a tabloid or cheesy TV news show.


I can't be your character witness
I cannot provide a positive testimony or defense of your character in any legal proceedings.


I can't be your alibi
I cannot provide an excuse or cover for your whereabouts or actions during the time of the crime.


Doorbell rings it's the FBI
Law enforcement has arrived at my door, likely to investigate or arrest us for our illegal activities.


We learned Spy vs. Spy
We have been caught and are now competing against each other to avoid punishment or implicate the other in the crime.


You, my friend, are guilty as can be
You are clearly and undeniably responsible for the illegal activities we have committed, and you will likely be punished accordingly.




Lyrics Β© Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Michael Mills, Michael Stipe

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You don't have to take the bar exam to see

What you've done is ignoramus 103

What've I got to hang my hat on

You don't have a pot to pee in

All this just to be your friend

I was there until the end

Extortion and arson, petty larceny



(chorus)

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line

Star 69



I know all about the warehouse fire

I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires

3 people have my number

The other 2 were with me

I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy

This time you have gone too far with me



(repeat chorus)



Why'd you put your quarter down on me?

This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy

I can't be your character witness

I can't be your alibi

Doorbell rings it's the FBI

We learned spy vs. spy

You my friend, are guilty as can be



I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called

I know you called, I know you called, I can't be your alibi

Star 69



All comments from YouTube:

starlodear

The first and only grunge album by REM. Definitely inspired by Nirvana.

Shawn Johnson

@German Morawski Other way around. REM came out before Nirvana.

Joshua Kubli

Michael Stipe and Kurt Cobain were said to have been good friends.

Sebastian Avila

I'd say Pixies were grungier but yea props to REM as well

German Morawski

@Seb I think R.E.M. was much closer to Nirvana than to Pearl Jam

Seb

I hear more pearl jam influences than nirvana but they are both there

Ricky Raven

I love this song. Not sure it wasn't a bigger hit for REM. It kicks ass.

Sybil Mae

Saw them on this tour! GREAT shows! Front Row in Montreal and Floor in Atlanta! Wow, that was 17 years ago. Love the music of the early 90's. I saw them at the 40 Watt Club (I think) in the early 80's in Athens, GA

Beatles Rem Queen-Def-Jovi

Why was "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" the only Monster song ever on a compilation, they should've had all the singles, if not the whole album. Actually, all REM songs should be on their greatest hits.

Gordon Irvine

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