King of Comedy
R.E.M. Lyrics


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Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
Make it lie as long as you mean it
I'm not king of comedy
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)

Make your money with exploitation
Make it holy illumination
Say a prayer at every station
Don't forget to ask for mercy
Make your money with a pretty face
Make it easy with product placement
Make it charged with controversy
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi

I'm not king of comedy
I'm not your magazine
I'm not your television

Make your money, make it rich
Make it young and make it quick
Make your money on the jukebox, baby
It's pick up sticks
Make your enemies, make your moves
Make your critics fumble through
Make it smart and make it schmooze
Make it look easy

I'm not king of comedy
I'm not your magazine
I'm not your television
I'm not your movie screen
I'm not commodity (all together now)
I'm not commodity
I'm not commodity
I'm not commodity




I'm not commodity
I'm not commodity

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to R.E.M.'s "King of Comedy" are a commentary on the world of entertainment, particularly the ways in which people in the industry make their money. The first verse describes different methods of making money, from "shrewd denial" to "buyout bribes" to "pretty faces" and "product placement." The chorus, "I'm not king of comedy," is a statement of the singer's refusal to participate in these methods and become a commodified product himself. The second verse adds religious imagery to the mix, suggesting that making money in the entertainment industry often involves finding ways to exploit people's beliefs and emotions. The bridge, "Make your enemies, make your moves," reinforces the idea that the entertainment business is often cutthroat and competitive, with people willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead.


Overall, the song seems to be a critique of the entertainment industry's emphasis on image and manipulation over sincerity and authenticity. The singer is rejecting the idea that he needs to make himself into a marketable commodity in order to succeed, and is instead insisting on his own independence and uniqueness.


Line by Line Meaning

Make your money with a suit and tie
Earn money by appearing formal and professional.


Make your money with shrewd denial
Make money by denying the truth.


Make your money expert advice
Earn money by offering professional guidance.


If you can wing it
If you can improvise and confidently talk your way through a situation.


Make your money with a power ply
Make money with a powerful tactic or strategy.


Make your money with a buyout bribe
Gain wealth by making bribes to take over another company.


Make it lie as long as you mean it
Deceive others and make them believe what you're saying by convincing them that it's true.


I'm not king of comedy
I'm not a master of humor or satire.


Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
Flatter and sweet-talk someone to gain their favor and try to get them to do what you want.


Make your money with exploitation
Gain wealth by exploiting others.


Make it holy illumination
Elevate or sanctify something to make it appear more meaningful or valuable.


Say a prayer at every station
Appeal to a higher power for guidance and success at every opportunity.


Don't forget to ask for mercy
Admit fault and ask for forgiveness to avoid punishment or criticism.


Make your money with a pretty face
Use physical attractiveness to make money.


Make it easy with product placement
Feature a product or service in a subtle, non-intrusive way to sell more of it.


Make it charged with controversy
Make something controversial or provocative to stir up interest or attention.


I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi
I do not conform to traditional societal expectations surrounding sexuality.


Make your money, make it rich
Try to make as much money as possible and accumulate wealth.


Make it young and make it quick
Create something that appeals to a young audience and has a quick, immediate impact.


Make your money on the jukebox, baby
Earn money by selling records or music through a jukebox or similar device.


It's pick up sticks
It's easy to do or achieve.


Make your enemies, make your moves
Take action against your enemies and try to outmaneuver them.


Make your critics fumble through
Cause critics or those who oppose you to struggle and appear less effective or coherent.


Make it smart and make it schmooze
Make your product or service appear intelligent and impressive while also ingratiating yourself to potential buyers or supporters.


Make it look easy
Make what you're doing seem simple and effortless, even if it's not.


I'm not your magazine
I'm not a source of entertainment or information typically found in a magazine.


I'm not your television
I'm not a screen for passive consumption of media content.


I'm not your movie screen
I'm not a surface for displaying moving images and sounds for entertainment.


I'm not commodity (all together now)
I'm not a product or object to be bought and sold for profit.


I'm not commodity
I am not a commodity that can be traded or sold.


I'm not commodity
I am not an object with a determined value that can be bought or sold.


I'm not commodity
I am not an asset or consumer good that can be marketed or sold to make a profit.


I'm not commodity
I am an individual with my own worth.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Michael Mills, Michael Stipe

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Massively underrated.

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One of their best albums. In their top five.

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Make that Money YOU Commodities... I'm a licenced broker who said, 'Im not your television. Quit Wall Street. Amen."

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