Thoia Thong Remix ft. Steve Silk
R. Kelly Lyrics

Now what the hell does thoia thoing mean?
What is the meaning behind the phrase 'thoia thoing'?

It can mean anything you want it to mean
The phrase can have any meaning that you personally assign to it

Anything you say it mean, that's what it means
The meaning of the phrase is determined by how you use it in your own context

If you say sex? then probably
If you interpret it as referring to sex, then that is a possible meaning

Some say it means pushin' a lex, then probably
For some, it may mean driving a Lexus car

This one white chick said gettin' real smokey and feelin' free
According to one white woman, it means getting high and feeling liberated

This black chick said sippin' Hennessy in V.I.P.
Another black woman mentioned that it signifies enjoying Hennessy in a VIP setting

Well, well, you can say what you want, that's what it is
Ultimately, you can interpret it however you please, as that is its essence

All I know is that the thoia thoing man its the sh*t
All I can say is that the phrase 'thoia thoing' is amazing and impressive

Afro's, cornrow's, hair weave's you gotta love it
Different hairstyles like afros, cornrows, and hair weaves are worthy of admiration

White, black, brown, even Japanese, you gotta love it
People of various races and ethnicities, including Japanese, are all deserving of appreciation

No rules in this music industry (y'all know!)
The music industry has no strict guidelines and is open to interpretation

If it feel good and make ya move your feel (y'all know!)
If a song feels good and makes you want to dance, then that's all that matters

And if the bass is bumpin' in your jeep (y'all know!)
If the bass is booming in your car stereo, then that's a sign of great music

That it's the piper and I'm comin' with the heat
It means that I, R. Kelly, am the musician who knows how to bring intense energy and talent

Thoia thoing make you wanna club hop, make you wanna drop top
The phrase 'thoia thoing' evokes a desire to go from one club to another and drive with the car's top down

Make you get like beyonce' and do the booty hop
It can make you want to dance and move your booty like Beyoncé

Thoia thoing inspired by juice and hypnotic
The inspiration for 'thoia thoing' came from the beverages juice and hypnotic

It's like a virus and the whole world's got it
'Thoia thoing' is compared to a contagious virus that has spread worldwide

Here's baby and kelly, come relax wit' us, shorty!
R. Kelly and his companion invite you to join them and relax

When we drop, it's platinum plus, shorty!
Their music becomes an instant hit and reaches platinum status

See the rocks with the rays, mess up your eye's like blunt of that haze
The diamonds shining on their jewelry can dazzle your eyes, just like smoking marijuana can impair your vision

Knee high boots, right wheel side coop
They wear knee-high boots and drive a luxurious car with the steering wheel on the right side

Custom macy's with the fall back roof
They have a customized car with a retractable roof from the brand Macy's

Flyin' dutch, livin' tone wit' stiletto shoes
Traveling in style and wearing high-heeled stiletto shoes

Iced up, jigga watch more jigga boots
Wearing a lot of diamond jewelry, including a watch and boots associated with Jay-Z

Million's on the chedda, pause just to take a trip
Having millions of dollars in wealth and taking breaks to go on trips

G4 in the clouds, now we makin' hits
Flying in a private G4 plane and producing successful music

The bird landed in Japan, hopped in a 6
Taking a private jet to Japan and then traveling in a luxurious vehicle

Steerin' wheel, wood grain in your foreign lifts
Having a steering wheel with wood grain design in their high-end exotic cars

Keesha to Italy, Stacy to France and
Traveling to Italy with one person named Keesha and to France with another named Stacy

Tonya to Paris, her bod is the baddest and
Visiting Paris with a person named Tonya, who has an amazing body

We stopped in Jamaica, spent a hundred grand
Making a stop in Jamaica and spending a hundred thousand dollars

Got a hundred model chicks that I flew from Japan
Bringing a hundred attractive and fashionable women from Japan

Shorty, I love how you drop it, the way you get down and
Addressing a woman and complimenting her on her dancing and moves

Pop it, lock it, and cock it again and again, you better
Referring to the dance moves of popping, locking, and cocking in a flirtatious manner

Stop it, girl, see how you wiggle your crotch, you know you should
Encouraging the woman to stop teasing him with her suggestive dance moves

Watch it, girl, and once we step in the spot you know I gotcha (ACHOO!!!)
As soon as they enter a venue, R. Kelly will take care of the woman and protect her

Yea, your little Gucci cologne be havin' me problems with sneezin'
The woman's Gucci cologne is so strong that it causes R. Kelly to sneeze

Baby, it's nothin' do your thing, I ain't gon' stop you
Assuring the woman that he won't hinder her from expressing herself and enjoying the moment

All in your mini skirt, really squirted and
Appreciating the woman's outfit and suggesting that she is attractive

Show me somethin', baby, once I give you what really hurts
Expecting the woman to impress him with her dance moves after he satisfies her

You won't owe me nothin', lookin' and watchin' and seein' the way your
He doesn't want anything in return, but he enjoys observing the woman and admiring her

Jeans be cuttin' all up in your ass, rockin' and switchin'
Noticing the woman's jeans hugging her curves and watching her dance and change positions

When you be struttin', I know your willin' and able and ready to
Observing the woman's confidence and predicting that she is willing and ready for something

(Take it glass), sittin' on top of your ass like a table now
Encouraging the woman to continue her dance moves and describing her body like a table

(Make it last), performin' until the water drip down to your navel (take it past!) your level
Suggesting that the woman should continue dancing until she becomes sweaty and reaches her limits

But if the label will even, stable, now shake your ass to (THE JOINT! THE JOINT!)
If the music label is in agreement and satisfied, then the woman should dance energetically to their song

Baby, do your thing, and shake your (DA DOINK! DA DOINK)
Encouraging the woman to confidently express herself and shake her body

We make a lot of noise when (whoa) we go through the club (whoa)
When they enter a club, they attract attention and generate excitement

All of the ladies in the house (whoa) come show ya boy some love (whoa)
They request the women in the venue to express their admiration and affection

Last call for alcohol (whoa) now we're closin' down the bar (whoa)
Indicating that it's the end of the night and the bar is closing, so it's time to finish drinking

Tell me wheres the after party at (whoa) we rollin' with the R! (whoa)
Inquiring about the location of the after-party and expressing that they are affiliated with R. Kelly

I had her singin' thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing
Referring to a woman who was singing along to the phrase 'thoia thoing'

She had me singin' thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing
The woman inspired R. Kelly to sing the phrase 'thoia thoing'