Absolutely Nothing
Randy Houser Lyrics

I backed my Chevrolet out the driveway straight to the station
I drove my car to the gas station and got some supplies.

Filled it up with gas, grabbed a bag of ice, a Mountain Dew and a Slim Jim
I filled up my car's gas tank and also got a bag of ice, a soda and a snack.

Oh, and a couple of ice cold beers too
I also bought some beers that were very cold.

And I swung a little gravel rock, burnin' out that parking lot
I drove out of the parking lot quickly and kicked up some rocks in the process.

Found a long dirt road and the perfect river spot
I found a lengthy dirt road that led to a great spot by the river.

And broke out them beach chairs
I took out some chairs that are typically used on the beach.

And we sat down right there and I pulled out my guitar
We sat down in that spot and I took out my guitar.

Started strumming on it
I began to play the guitar.

While she was skippin' rocks, grabbed my seat
While my companion was throwing rocks, I went to my seat near the river.

And I was poppin' tops and I popped a string
I opened some bottles of beer and also broke one of the guitar strings.

Yeah man that sun must've been a hundred degrees
The sun was very hot.

Ah but we had a cold river at our feet
The river near us was cold and refreshing.

And every now and then a cool, cool breeze
Occasionally a cool breeze would come by and help cool us off.

We were blowing smoke without our eyes closed
We were smoking without closing our eyes.

Neither one of us was sayin' a word
Neither of us was talking out loud.

Nah, we weren't sayin' a word, we were just a-touchin' toes
We were touching toes instead.

Every now and then, she gave me a smile
My companion smiled at me occasionally.

It was beer thirty all day long, all day long
We drank beer throughout the whole day.

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing
I wrote a song with no specific meaning or purpose.

With my toes tapping in the sand
I was tapping my toes in the sand while playing the guitar.

She sang along, just me and my baby humming
My companion sang with me very softly.

Nothing, nothing like just doing
There is nothing as satisfying as doing nothing.

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
We did not do anything significant.

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing
I wrote a song with no specific meaning or purpose.

Singin' nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Singing 'nah nah nah'.

She sang along, just me and my baby humming
My companion sang with me very softly.

Nothing, nothing like just doing
There is nothing as satisfying as doing nothing.

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
We did not do anything significant.

Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
We did not do anything significant.

Absolutely (woo-hoo-hoo) nothing
We did not do anything significant.