Pro tip for Value Select viewers half my age tryna pick up the ladies...

Hold the chairs upside-down and triple your carrying capacity. The ladies won't know what hit them.

@martintoder2701

1y↑2

Reading this sentence caused my panties to explode

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑546

And so the Arcane Knowledge is passed on to the next generation... Thank you Elder Cmon Now <3

@captainzuper2506

1y↑127

wow, I did not exspect the best pick-up artist to linger in the comment section of a theatrical youtube short...yet I should have known better, since only the best of the best gather within the Value Select community :D

@cmonnow

1y↑54

@Captain Zuper I'm everywhere I need to be

@Yokuyin

1y↑102

> The ladies won't know what hit them

Is it a foldable chair?

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@dallinehlers9612

1y↑2.8K

I carry a folding chair for self-defense, just as the Founding Fathers (members of the secret foldable chair society) intended.

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑192

Mithras Bless the Noble Founding Fathers of the Value Select Brotherhood... May their reign be infinite, and their chairs foldable (and dangerous)

@JamScamly

51w↑88

ah yes.. The Folding Fathers

@elijahtorres2688

37w↑10

This aged well 😅

@user-hk4rf2pc4u

37w↑6

I need to resort to the folding chair on the top of the stairs with grapes on it

@folhas7605

36w↑6

Own a folding chair for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four Swedish devils break into my house. "What the fold?” As I grab my two foldable chairs. Strike the first animal in the left cheek with my Herculean strength, he's dead on the spot. Throw the second foldable chair (kids version) at the second, miss him entirely because it’s small and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the CHAIR THRONGLER at the top of the stairs loaded with church chairs, "God bless Konh Cram" the throngler shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra chair legs set off car alarms. Put on my chair armour and charge the last terrified ikeia vandal. He gets sat on and bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since wooden legs irregular ends wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Jonh Cram intended.

(by Fiolhais)

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@thedrawngamer2777

1y↑713

This guy and jazzemu would make the most weird and great music together

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑115

https://youtu.be/PYZqpZxgNto

@Cookie-tp7so

34w↑52

@@ValueSelectTVno fucking way

@pithepie1162

34w↑3

@@Cookie-tp7soyes fucking way

@guylikesbananas3986

34w↑12

omg

@V0idandNul1

33w↑4

@@Cookie-tp7solmfao

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@davidgottschalt9178

1y↑139

“Fold or unfold your furniture gold” has been stuck in my head on repeat for days now Im afraid it’s too catchy

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑14

AI could never!

@sergentharker7182

1y↑462

Dude I can't stop listening to this song, I would kill for a full length version

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑84

KING! When this hits a million (and it will) a definite lengthening will ensue.

@The_scrongler1978

37w↑9

Would you…. Actually. Asking for a friend

@sergentharker7182

37w

What are you, a fed? And better question, can you prove I haven't already?@@Thescrongler1978

@sam_zaepicgamer7281

36w↑3

@@ValueSelectTV a million what? views? this sounds so good i want a full length ver

@CupoCaffeine

34w↑1

@@ValueSelectTVsure buddy

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@hilotakenaka

1y↑522

“Why don’t you take a seat… on me, Mr Select?”

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑49

HILO! You ANIMAL!

@VilikuliHarris-hg7de

33w↑2

@@ValueSelectTVyeah such an animal right, like who would want to be sat on like… definitely not me

@twendos833

1y↑314

The piano in this ditty is simply a treat!

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑41

Thanks! It came to me in a nightmare.

@hateme5010

36w↑1

@@ValueSelectTV I love that Niccolo Paganini reference, even if unintentional

@zegel9580

32w↑1

@@hateme5010what? Is that a Paganini quote? I cant find it on google

@avramwilliams2103

23w

@@zegel9580I believe he’s referring to a Rachmaninoff concerto

@JacobMaglies

1y↑83

I’m so obsessed with this, love exploring the cultural significance of common everyday objects

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑8

Thank you for recognizing this chair-filled anthem as the bop it truly is.

@quiteabizarreone6441

37w↑17

This has become a much more interesting short after recent events

@Sputnik-bc7vm

32w

What recent events?

@DiminishingLight

22w

@@Sputnik-bc7vmLook up "Alabama folding chair fight"

@llama4202

37w↑40

I think this now needs another stanza for the recent dock fight where the dude came out of nowhere with a foldable chair and started boppin people.

@mariokhoury6516

1y↑41

Can't tell which is more evil the satanic, possessed, folding chair, or your friend forcing you to sleep on a bed made of folding chairs (and with a folding chair blanket to boot... Diabolical)

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑3

They're in cahoots methinks!

@ALargeMammal

1y↑43

I'm gonna need more of this song because I'm really vibing to this music.

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑10

If by some grace of Mithras we reach one million views, then yes.

@davidgottschalt9178

1y↑4

@Value Select I’m willing to listen to this another 980 thousand times

@useless-third-arm9776

1y↑21

Another parable for the lesson: anything can be used as a bed/blanket at a sleepover

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

Useless-third-ARM, indeed, the sleepover chair-blanket combo is a lesson for us all!

@GetIsekaid

1y↑25

Please tell me the instrumental is somehow available :(
Your beat picks are always 100% gold.

@ValueSelectTV

1y↑13

On the https://www.Patreon.com/ValueSelect (and open source as always!)

@dravenheisler9867

37w↑4

Don't you mean 100% Furniture gold

@alexkindlus7229

1y↑20

This is a freaking bop

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

Thanks Alex <3

@CrazyGamerDude17

37w↑12

As an Alabamian, I have learned the power of foldable chairs

@Tiny_24

36w

I really hope this is a reference to the Montgomery fight 💀💀💀

@CrazyGamerDude17

36w↑1

@@Tiny_24 you said you “really hope” which makes me think there’s an alternative, if so, what’s the other thing it could be?

@theeredshadow6031

32w

In Alabama

@AndreJNick

35w↑4

We definitely need a sequel about recliners and them becoming a bed for men in a loveless marriage

@bestestboy

37w↑13

“Or pretend you’re a giant robot” I feel so called out.

@ValueSelectTV

37w

You and me both!

@CookieDragon-sr8yw

35w

Same.

@caelusflex3711

36w↑3

I absolutely NEED a full version of this. Also the last line is absolute peak.

@superwick_5196

41w↑6

I’m convinced all these videos are just high thoughts turned into musical masterpieces

@ValueSelectTV

41w↑2

Thanks brother <3

@justinfriday4516

30w↑3

Fold and unfold your furniture gold is such a fucking bar

@joshhiebert5474

1y↑7

And so the ancient Christian pickup arts have been revealed... This is powerful stuff your dealing with lads, use with care.

@ValueSelectTV

49w

Don't go stealing all the ladies now!

@LK_Bricks

37w↑8

As a Christian teen I can confirm I just came back from a week of moving chairs at a big Christian event called New Horizons 😅

@sammiller3875

31w

impressing the ladies and your superiors

@KrusherYouTube

19w↑1

I love the chords and melody in this, can't wait for a full version!

@ValueSelectTV

19w↑1

Thanks for the love, brother! 😊 Full version, coming soon.

@thefreelancequeen

36w↑3

This has become relevant again

@samdwich_eater.mp.4101

39w↑12

The inventer of folding chairs was John Cram in 1855.
John Cram was from Boston
very boston like

@ValueSelectTV

39w↑1

Very Boston like indeed

@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa

37w↑2

The demon from the Doom cover art made my day

@striderfromhl2

17w

Same

@shaderaptorwright4284

32w↑1

Who could’ve guessed that a cross between Jazz Emu and Adam Sandler would make my day?

@ValueSelectTV

31w

Love that man! ❤️ I discovered his channel back in 2020 (he started many years after I did)! 🌹 Great guy and going places; super proud of how far he's come!!! Here's a video he did to advertise the national tour we went on!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUSIKuoKoWQ

@ben_walker

1y↑5

the man does not miss

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

SOON

@TinyWarriorAnimations

1y↑2

I will always remember the power foldable chairs hold after my dad showed my brother and I WWE for the first time in the early 2000's and the next day when we all play wrestled, my dad would go on to bring out a "steel chair" and throw it towards my brother who would go on to scream as this object his size would come barrelling towards him; just to reveal it was a plush chair.

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

Classic memories <3

@Omegod1455

37w↑2

This man can make anything into a catchy tune with any subject, tell me I’m wrong

@fru6060

37w↑1

Aged like fine wine after the Montgomery Dock Massacre

@justinfriday4516

1y↑3

He should have invented the foldable two person couch/loveseat for romantics on the go (and also on a budget)

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

I hope their relationship lasts! And if it doesn't, I hope they sell that chair to me!

@scorpdelord883

36w↑2

nah the one with using em at friend house bring back memories still remember using 6 to form a bed and having a shit back after

@ValueSelectTV

36w

Bingo, my friend!

@dilldylanc7367

34w↑2

this man needs to do a collab with jazz emu

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Love that man! ❤️ I found his channel back in 2020 (he started a few years after I did)! 🌹 Great guy and going places; super proud of how far he's come!!! Here's a video he did to advertise the national tour we went on!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUSIKuoKoWQ

@patrickryan7829

34w

Nathaniel Alexander absolutely understood that the previous heavy chairs that could fold somewhat couldn't be used for large gatherings and easy setup.

@RedFoxBeast.

1y↑2

First signs, now foldable chairs?!?! Are oscillating fans the only inanimate objects we can trust???

@ValueSelectTV

49w

Only time will tell <3

@grubybysior8635

50w↑2

He also invented armchairs?!

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

!!!!

@bentibbly437

36w↑2

I carry a backup folding chair. Just like the folding fathers.

@ValueSelectTV

36w

Folding Fathers is incredible

@revilo314

1y↑2

Was that an Aphex Twin sample at the end?

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

Close!

@Zigzagfabricguy

34w↑1

You and Jazz Emu have the funniest and greatest music

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@WishVisionz

38w↑1

this is an optimal weapon for when you must fold someone harder than you fold the chair

@zeldacrafter4578

37w↑1

need a cursed D&D weapon of a foldable chair now

@michaelneto4404

33w↑1

This is so cool! It sounds exactly like Jazz Emu! I love this type of music

@TempestShroom

33w↑1

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@Kai.Horton

1y↑1

The Value Select Channel is a constant three-way tie between relatable comedic bangers, intricate lore of a legendary fantasy adventure,

... and then whatever this is.
This stuff might be my favourite though. Great work as always Max

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

That's the beauty, ain't it? Thank you for the kind words <3

@MojaveMoron

37w↑2

Is that a baron of hell from the original DOOM coverart?😂😂

@ValueSelectTV

37w↑1

Hell yeah my man <3

@Nexus_Novice

34w↑2

This gives off jazz emu vibes. It good!

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@augustleded

22w

Lmao the doom boxart on the painting is sick, these videos are so well made along with the songs, love this channel

@ValueSelectTV

22w

Glad to feed the vibe, king. 🎶 Love your enthusiasm indeed!

@springboi877

21w

Fun fact; the demon on the left of the last painting was from the doom 1993 cover art, in about the same place too!

@LucyOriel

36w

Honestly I bought a folding chair on a whim a few years ago and it was one of the best decisions I've made so far.

@pe_s4408

23w↑1

I hope this song gets a million views so i can listen to this as a full version!❤

@serpentslyther4583

34w

"Fold and unfold your furniture gold"
WHY DID IT HIT SO HARD

@random.comment

49w↑2

I NEED a collab with JazzEmu

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

Google Awkward Memories!

@brianwalsh1339

25w↑2

I was waiting for a pro wrestling joke and I was not disappointed

@ValueSelectTV

25w

🎸 Brother, your wait was rewarded!

@snark894

25w

i swear this man could make a song about anything and it would still be an absolute banger like this one and all the others

@ValueSelectTV

25w

Right you are, king! 🎵 Anything can inspire an epic tune.

@conmcdon

1y↑4

I've just got to know: did you buy the chairs first and make the song? Or did you make the song and buy the chairs to use as props?

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

They're all CGI

@sequelz

33w

@@ValueSelectTVnuh uh

@privateuranus

1y↑2

Top tier Value Select

@DonutHolestien

1y↑1

As is all Valie Select

@ValueSelectTV

49w

Nice. ;)

@vividdaydream1516

34w

There's a running "worship the chair!" joke at this annual anime convention I go to. Put a chair in any odd location at the convention center and people will jokingly start bowing to it.

@Saul-Badguy

23w

The bass is always amazing on these songs ❤.Just wish there was tabs or sheet to play along 😫

@Player147lol

33w↑1

This actually slaps

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Gratitude, brother!

@hikoirangi7002

34w

why tf is this unironically a bop

@teffsly

24w↑1

I've said this for years. You're the best creator on YouTube.

@ValueSelectTV

24w↑1

King, you've made my day! 😁 Your support rocks, man!

@cheesegrater6532

24w↑1

As someone who currently goes to chrostian schools, we are infact moving foldable chairs every single day

@Saturnhornets45

22w

chair to chair combat has always been relivent throughout history

@ValueSelectTV

22w

Brother, seats are battlefield thrones.😂

@user-jx3lw3mn7y

33w↑1

The demon in the art is also in the cover art for doom

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Ah, brother, both arts channeling some fiery vibes then!

@Phrog-oc9tl

30w

I will invent the folding chair again unless this gets a full version

@shrimpfromtf2

1y↑3

This guy should do a collab with Tom cardy omg

@ValueSelectTV

49w

Hit him up!

@HughMann

34w↑1

This is giving jazz emu vibes and I love it

@ValueSelectTV

33w↑1

@MrWrightDance

1y↑1

"He can really make a video about anything" - My friend whenever a new VS video drops

@ValueSelectTV

49w

Mr. Wright, your friend has a point. Chairs, signs, who knows what's next?

@bryanarms788

35w

Man I’m glad I wasn’t the only one using a folding chair as a mini gun as a kid.

@digitalunity

33w↑1

Nice reference to the fact that the original folding chair was seen as witchcraft

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Ah, the magic of chairs, brother! Who knew sitting could be so mystical?

@sethormsbee9215

34w

this is the best possible outcome for my first time seeing this creators content

@zeborred7033

32w↑1

The lore is insane

@ValueSelectTV

32w

That’s the Value Select way… everything here is interconnected to an unprecedented degree.

@Finn_the_Cat

19w↑1

I recognize one of the demons from the Original doom cover in that demonic painting

@ValueSelectTV

19w

You've got an eagle eye, brother! 🎨😄

@oz_gauze

32w↑2

Reminds me of JazzEmu, I love it!! Definitely subscribing.

@ValueSelectTV

32w

@mtbbaconbro5236

34w↑2

This song aged so well after the Montgomery brawl incident.

@davidcuevashere727

34w

literally checked newest comments for this comment

@indexRight

21w

This is great, when I went to esports tourneys I hated gaming chairs, so my local scene knew me for carrying around a foldable metal chair. Usually I’d just borrow one but at some points I’d bring one with me to the event

@loneeagle991

34w↑2

Am I the only one who thought this was JazzEmu at first?

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@Tsarb0mba

18w

Its 3 in one.
1.u can use it as a chair
2.u can use it as a weapon/self defense
3.u can turn into a robot

@Bigkella99

33w↑1

Jazz emu has a son and I'm here for it

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Ah, brother, the jazzy lineage continues! Let's groove to the beats of the next generation!

@TheVoidManager

19w↑1

Reminds me of Jazz Emu and Jack Stauber. Nice to know this stuff is more popular.

@justaguy191

35w

Absolutely amazing

@lily-ix4uf

33w↑1

I actually love this so much 🫶🫶

@0rigin3rr0r

21w

“And pretend you’re a giant robot” 🤣

@Picked-man

34w

We were robbed of a full length version of this

@s1rtv545

35w

how is this so good?!? You can literally make a song about anything sound amazing!

@MarkMark-yr4xq

35w

This is even more gold then the furniture.

@salmi2luccio

18w↑2

Let's go guys, it's almost at 1 million views, it it reaches he ssid he will make the long version,

And god is "fold and unfold your forniture gold" such a good bar

@TheChaosThatisMyMind

37w↑2

I really jammed to this

@ValueSelectTV

37w↑1

Thanks my man <3 One of my favorite shorts yet!

@Ribbited4urpleasure

36w

I’ve legit been stuck sleepin on several folding chairs at a friends house

@benchaverin

1y↑1

God what a legend. What masterpiece will he create next

@ValueSelectTV

49w↑1

The Ballad of Ben Chaverin!

@benchaverin

49w

@Value Select A legendary hymn to some random guy on the internet... I can hear it now!

@randomgaming6.073

22w

I live this guy. Keep it up
Man I’m surprised your not bigger

@adumbchicken8022

19w↑1

This is incredibly similar to jazz emu’s stuff

And I fucking love jazz emu.

@salmi2luccio

18w↑1

They've actually evwn done a song toghether

@embereon1723

33w↑1

Your like if Jazz Emu took a little less drugs

@ValueSelectTV

33w

Love that man! ❤️ I found his channel back in 2020 (he started a few years after I did)! 🌹 Great guy and going places; super proud of how far he's come!!! Here's a video he did to advertise my Moonkiller tour he opened for!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUSIKuoKoWQ

@rigel423

32w

i cant tell if the 'turn into a giant robot' line is a reference to the shinji-chair meme or if I'm just hallucinating

@PheadrasArts

34w↑1

Bruh that sounds just like Jazz Emu

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@thorclarke8600

34w

Right when the chair moved I got a phone call, made me jump

@user-cx5ni5ck4i

34w↑1

I legit thought is was jazz emu for a sec. Collab PLEASE

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@MrSirDoge

33w↑1

This one sounds even more like jazzemu

@ValueSelectTV

33w

@a.v.e.r.y._.

35w

So many jazz emu vibes here, love it

@ValueSelectTV

33w

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