Halftime
Rehab Lyrics


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Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.
Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.
CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
WD: He's like a nine-dicked weasel.
CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U.
WD: Huh?
CJ: They said he majored in kickin' ass.
WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list!
(Laughter)
CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.
WD: Ahhh!
CJ: Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "Killer" something or another or something.
WD: Jumpin' jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?
CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!




(Laughter)
WD: Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Rehab's song Halftime are actually an introduction to the song by two fictional radio sports announcers named Chuck Janke and Wink Dinkerson. The two are discussing the upcoming halftime show, which will feature Rehab performing with the Dixie Demon marching band and cheerleaders, as well as a guy named "Killer" something or another. Chuck and Wink make sarcastic comments throughout their conversation, poking fun at the performers and the school that has provided them.


At one point, they joke about Brooks Buford being a "nine-dicked weasel" and Danny Boone being drafted straight out of "Motherfuck U" and majoring in "kicking ass." This entire exchange is meant to be comical and highlights the irreverent, tongue-in-cheek style of Rehab's music. The lyrics may not have a literal meaning or message, but they do set the stage for the song and give listeners a taste of the band's humor and attitude.


Overall, the lyrics to Halftime are a humorous and sarcastic introduction to the song by Rehab. They poke fun at the performers and the school hosting the halftime show, while also showcasing the band's irreverent and playful style.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.
The game has been intense and interesting up until this point.


Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.
Brooks Buford was a successful athlete in college, and he attended a school for the visually impaired.


Hmmm. Wow!
Chuck is impressed by what Wink just told him about Brooks Buford.


He's like a nine-dicked weasel.
Danny Boone is skilled and cunning, like a weasel with multiple penises.


You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U.
Danny Boone was so talented that he was able to skip college and go straight to the pros.


They said he majored in kickin' ass.
Danny Boone was known for being tough and aggressive.


Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list!
Danny Boone was so notorious that he was on a list of dangerous individuals.


Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.
Chuck thinks Wink is amusing, and introduces the band Rehab as the halftime entertainment.


Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named 'Killer' something or another or something.
Rehab is collaborating with other performers for their halftime show.


Jumpin' jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?
Wink is surprised and disgusted by the performers that the school has enlisted for the halftime show.


Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!
Chuck makes a crude joke about how the school finds its performers.


Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen!
Chuck and Wink introduce the halftime performance by Rehab.




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