Piggly Wiggly
Retard-O-Bot Lyrics

Gotta go slow
I need to take it easy and not rush things.

Pig without wings Is just another pig
Without something special, we are all just ordinary.

And a prick that's not hard Is just another dick
Without passion and enthusiasm, we are just average and unremarkable.

Open real wide and in goes my fist Wasn't that just so delicious
I took pleasure in causing someone pain or discomfort.

Peddling backwards, great exercise Monopoly's a way of life for some
Some people enjoy doing things in a way that seems backwards to others, like playing Monopoly obsessively.

That perfect car, the house, the pool That fucking girl from high school
We all have things that we desire and are envious of, including material possessions and people from our past.

The spoon, the spoon Oh, fucking christ, the spoon
A drug addict's obsession with a tool used for taking drugs.

Cutting lines Oh god, it's finally time to party
The excitement and anticipation of drug use.

Dirty (x8) Delivery, I'm fucking starving Sounds good, let's get it going Bury me up bread and a rocket Expect no delays
Craving and obtaining drugs in any way necessary, even if it means going without food.

Topsy turvy Driving on the curvy To the sounds of Mail boxes knocking over
The disorienting and chaotic nature of drug abuse.

Help my aim, oh please In a search, maybe Don't tell anyone where I be My sticky situations Hiding, I'm flying I keep them From you
Hiding my drug use and addiction from others and trying to cover up the consequences and complications that come with it.

Fucking motherfuckers Fucking motherfucker
A general expression of anger and frustration, likely directed at anyone who gets in the way of obtaining and using drugs.

Nickles and dimes and pennies count That's like sixteen cents to go toward a blow job Know you've all been there before, Fell face first, god makes you fall from grace
Desperately saving and scrounging for any amount of money to pay for drugs and the regret and shame that comes with falling into addiction.

Sick, up late, don't call me names What's all this shit on my face
Experiencing the physical and emotional toll of drug use, and feeling ashamed and defensive about it.

Smiling kids make me think Do I have the right To swing from the monkey bars Candy hearts and lucky charms
Feeling conflicted and uncertain about one's place in the world, and questioning whether they deserve to experience innocent pleasures.

Where the fuck is my delivery At the playground going for a swim in my cereal
Being so consumed with thoughts of drug use that it affects everyday life and normal activities.