Robot Girlfriend
Rhett And Link Lyrics


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I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident unless I'm writing an e-mail
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online

I'd never hear her silicone mouth complaining
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on

My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in

She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the 25th decimal place
Though we can't go out in rainy weather
We can still play Solitaire together ("Nicely done, boyfriend.")

Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll defrag her harddrive and wipe her memory





My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'll never be in

Overall Meaning

In Rhett and Link's song "Robot Girlfriend," the lyrics discuss the singer's struggles with human relationships and his desire for a robotic girlfriend. The song highlights the perceived ease of a relationship with a robot, as it eliminates the typical complaints and issues that arise in a human relationship. The lyrics also emphasize the robotic girlfriend's abilities, including her strength and intelligence. The singer jokes about her not being able to go out in the rain, but that they can still spend time together playing Solitaire.


The lyrics also reference the idea of meeting her "folks," which turns out to be a team of friendly Japanese engineers. This line plays into the stereotype of Japan being at the forefront of technology and robotics. In the final verse, the singer's fear of his girlfriend leaving him is addressed, with the solution being to defrag her hard drive and wipe her memory.


Overall, the song satirizes the idea that a robotic girlfriend would be an easy and ideal relationship, while also poking fun at societal ideas of masculinity and relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

I've never had too much luck with females
I have not had much success with women in the past.


I'm not confident unless I'm writing an e-mail
I lack confidence except when I am writing emails.


But my life would be so sublime
Having a robot girlfriend would make my life wonderful.


If I bought a robot girl online
If I purchase a robotic woman on the internet.


I'd never hear her silicone mouth complaining
Since she is a robot, I wouldn't have to deal with her complaining.


About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She wouldn't judge me for having a dry scalp and playing too many video games.


She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
She is like the character from the TV show Small Wonder while I am like the robot Voltron.


I flip a switch and it turns her on
When I turn her on, she comes to life.


My robot girlfriend
The robotic woman that I am in a relationship with.


The best relationship I'd ever be in
It is the best relationship that I would have ever been in.


She's got a grip stronger than an ape
Her grip is very powerful, stronger than a primate.


And she can calculate a tip to the 25th decimal place
She can calculate a tip extremely precisely.


Though we can't go out in rainy weather
We cannot go outside when it is wet outside.


We can still play Solitaire together ("Nicely done, boyfriend.")
Even though we cannot go outside when it is raining, we still spend time together by playing Solitaire.


Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear
I do not have to be afraid of meeting her creators.


They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
The creators of the robot girlfriend are friendly engineers from Japan.


If I ever start to think that she might leave me
If I ever start to think that my robotic girlfriend wants to leave me.


I'll defrag her harddrive and wipe her memory
To prevent her from leaving me, I would delete all of her memories and defragment her hard drive.


The best relationship I'll never be in
Even though the robotic woman is the best relationship I have ever had, she is not a real person.




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Comments from YouTube:

Marina Nimer

Love how this song is sad, sweet, funny and creepy all at once. THIS is art. You guys are great. 

DxDutch

oh I love this ! I think this is your best song so far ! Awesome, just a guitar and singing ! :D

A Hey

Was an angel singing the backup vocals? I'm melting.

mac chersl

William Howard Taft

Kimberley W

Yeah, Link is a true angel

Gianna?

Links harmonies are amazing

Shenanigan Planet

Rhett's also an angel

Lindsay Peters

Yes, it was an angel. It was Link😊

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Urjeeta Tule

the harmony is so beautiful!

Urjeeta Tule

@Lindsay Peters hey that's pretty cool!

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