Shamwow Song
Rhett And Link Lyrics


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Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow.
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel.
It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
It's like a sponge.

A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the rv!

Shamwow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!

Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.

Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Look at that! Completely dry!

Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]

The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.

You followin me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?





Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

Overall Meaning

Rhett and Link's song, Shamwow Song, uses the actual infomercial's audio of Vince Offer advertising the Shamwow towel. The lyrics of the song are essentially just reciting the features that Vince described in the infomercial. The chorus encourages the listeners to try out the Shamwow towel and be impressed by how versatile it is.


Vince is a very enthusiastic salesman in the infomercial, touting the fact that the Shamwow towel can hold twenty times its weight in liquid. He also emphasizes how easy the towel is to use and how it doesn't make a mess or drip. He even demonstrates how to use it to dry out a wet sweater by rolling it up in the towel. The song mentions various uses for the Shamwow, including for the house, car, boat, and RV, and even suggests cutting it in half and using one portion as a bath mat.


Overall, the Shamwow Song is a lighthearted take on the infamous Shamwow infomercial. The lyrics effectively sum up the various features of the towel in a catchy and memorable way.


Line by Line Meaning

Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow.
Introducing Shamwow's spokesperson Vince.


You'll be saying wow
Implying how amazed customers will be with Shamwow.


Every time you use this towel.
Shamwow will impress users every time.


It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
Comparing Shamwow to both chamois and towels.


It's like a sponge.
Shamwow is similar to a sponge but more effective.


A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
Shamwow works efficiently whether wet or dry, unlike regular towels.


This is for the house, the car, the boat, the rv!
Shamwow is versatile and can be used in various settings.


Shamwow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Look at this!
Illustrating how Shamwow can hold 20 times its weight in liquid.


It just does the work!
Shamwow is efficient and easy to use.


Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Questioning the need to use more effort than necessary.


Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Shamwow doesn't make any mess, unlike other towels.


Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.
Shamwow is easy to clean and reuse.


Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
Highlighting the quality and reliability of Shamwow.


You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.
Demonstrating the versatility of Shamwow and how it can be used for various purposes.


Use one as a towel.
Shamwow can be used as a regular towel as well.


Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Shamwow is good enough for Olympic divers to use as a towel.


Look at that! Completely dry!
Showing how efficient Shamwow is by completely drying surfaces.


Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]
Demonstrating how Shamwow can be used to dry wet clothes and how it can also clean even stubborn stains like pet urine and coffee spills while also preventing mildew growth.


The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.
Showing how efficient and quick Shamwow is at absorbing spills.


You followin me, camera guy?
Breaking the fourth wall and addressing the cameraman, indicating the amazing properties of Shamwow.


The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
Illustrating how Shamwow can clean up even the toughest stains compared to other towels.


It acts like a vacuum!
Shamwow can absorb liquids like a vacuum cleaner does.


And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
Demonstrating Shamwow's drying ability by showing the bottom of the towel.


See what I'm telling ya?
Emphasizing the reliability and usefulness of Shamwow.


Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time!
Promoting and advertising Shamwow as an amazing discovery.




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Comments from YouTube:

LifeIsARide

This song makes me want to buy it more than the infomercial.

booperdooper

LifeIsARide ikr!!! Now whenever I see a shamwow,I get all excited

Never upload

Feel you.

Rachel Thomason

@LifeIsARide  Actually, yes, yes it does

OC Spams

Amen

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Laura laura

it's funny that Rhett looks like he should be in a infomercial

Grant MacDonald

He looks like Vince

Joedog

He really does

kara blanchard !!

haven’t listened in years, still know all the words. it’s a bop.

Little Spooks

This piece of art is 10 years old. 👏🏻👏🏻 I think we need new infomercial songs R & L

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