The Perfect Nanny
Richard M. Sherman & Robert B. Sherman Lyrics


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If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
That's the part I put in!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
I put that in too!
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny
Many thanks




Sincerely
Jane and Michael Banks

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Perfect Nanny by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman describe the ideal qualities that Mary Poppins' employers, the Banks family, are looking for in a nanny. The first line, "if you want this choice position," indicates that the position is highly sought after and that anyone who is not willing to meet these requirements need not apply. The lyrics outline a number of qualities that the perfect nanny should possess, from physical appearance ("rosy cheeks, no warts") to personality traits ("cheery disposition", "kind", "witty", "sweet").


The children also express their desire for the nanny to take them on outings, give them treats, and sing songs. Importantly, the nanny should never be "cross or cruel" and should "love us as a son and daughter" to create a nurturing environment for the children. The tone of the song is upbeat and whimsical, reflecting the joyful nature of the Banks household.


Overall, The Perfect Nanny is a jovial and catchy song that encapsulates the essential attributes required of a nanny to manage a busy household. It is a lighthearted representation of the Banks family's search for a nanny, and the importance they place on finding someone who can care for their children with warmth and kindness.


Line by Line Meaning

If you want this choice position
In order to apply for this coveted job


Have a cheery disposition
Be consistently happy and positive


Rosy cheeks, no warts
Appear healthy and blemish-free


That's the part I put in!
I took the liberty of adding that line myself


Play games, all sort
Be willing to engage in various forms of play


You must be kind, you must be witty
You need to possess both kindness and cleverness


Very sweet and fairly pretty
Be charming and attractive


Take us on outings, give us treats
Plan fun activities and give us goodies


Sing songs, bring sweets
Entertain us by singing and providing desserts


Never be cross or cruel
Do not get angry or mean with us


Never give us castor oil or gruel
Don't make us take unpleasant remedies or eat unappetizing food


Love us as a son and daughter
Care for us as if we were your own children


And never smell of barley water
Don't have an odd or unpleasant scent


I put that in too!
I also added that line myself


If you won't scold and dominate us
If you refrain from yelling and controlling us


We will never give you cause to hate us
We will always behave well and not give you a reason to dislike us


We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
We won't play mean pranks on you


Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
We won't do things to intentionally harm you


Hurry, Nanny
Please respond to our request quickly


Many thanks
Thank you very much


Sincerely
Truly and earnestly




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