Dammit Janet
Richard O'Brien Lyrics


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Hey, Janet

Yes, Brad?

I've got something to say

Uh huh?
I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Oh...oh, Brad

The river was deep but I swam it

Janet

The future is ours, so let's plan it

Janet

So please don't tell me to can it

Janet

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it

Janet

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Janet

If there's one fool for you then I am it

Janet

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so


Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Oh, Brad

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Oh, Brad

That you met Mom and you know Dad

Oh, Brad

I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad


Oh, dammit

I'm mad

Oh, Janet

For you

I love you too

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

And that's go see the man who began it

Janet

When we met in his science exam-it

Janet

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Janet

Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet


Oh Brad, I'm mad

Dammit, Janet





I love you

Overall Meaning

The song "Dammit Janet" is a playful duet between two characters, Brad and Janet, in the musical "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." The lyrics describe Brad's love and admiration for Janet, and his excitement about their engagement. He praises her for her skillful way of catching the bouquet at a wedding, and he declares his love for her multiple times throughout the song.


The line "The river was deep but I swam it" could be interpreted as a metaphor for the struggles that Brad and Janet have faced in their relationship, but they are still together because of their strong love for each other. The song's title, "Dammit Janet," is more of an exclamation of passion and frustration rather than a derogatory term towards Janet.


Overall, the song is a lighthearted and cheerful moment in the midst of the dark and bizarre events of the musical. It portrays the innocence and sweetness of Brad and Janet's relationship before they are introduced to the wild and unfamiliar world of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.


Line by Line Meaning

Hey, Janet
The singer is addressing Janet.


Yes, Brad?
Janet responds to Brad's greeting.


I've got something to say
Brad intends to express his feelings to Janet.


Uh huh?
Janet acknowledges Brad's intention to speak.


I really love the...skillful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet Oh...oh, Brad
Brad admires Janet's superior ability to catch the bride's bouquet at a wedding, and appreciates her.


The river was deep but I swam it Janet
Brad has overcome difficult situations to make it to this point with Janet.


The future is ours, so let's plan it Janet So please don't tell me to can it Janet
Brad is optimistic about their future together and warns Janet not to dismiss his plan as useless.


I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you
Brad expresses his love for Janet very clearly and straightforwardly.


The road was long but I ran it Janet
Brad endured hardships and came out stronger to be with Janet.


There's a fire in my heart and you fan it Janet If there's one fool for you then I am it Janet
Brad's love for Janet burns deeply and he acknowledges being foolish for her.


Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
Brad offers a ring to Janet to formally propose to her, showing that he is serious.


There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Brad acknowledges the many forms love can take, but in his case, it is strongly good and he is expressing his affection towards Janet.


Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had Oh, Brad
Janet acknowledges the ring is better than what Betty Munroe received when she got engaged.


Now we're engaged and I'm so glad Oh, Brad That you met Mom and you know Dad Oh, Brad
Janet is happy they are now engaged and that Brad has met her parents.


I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad
Janet reciprocates Brad's love and is passionate about him too.


Oh, dammit I'm mad Oh, Janet For you I love you too
Brad also passionately reciprocates Janet's love for him.


There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo And that's go see the man who began it Janet When we met in his science exam-it Janet
Brad wants to visit the science teacher who brought them together, reminding Janet how they first met.


Made me give you the eye and then panic Janet Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet Oh Brad, I'm mad Dammit, Janet I love you
Brad is reminded of being mesmerized by Janet and is still full of love for her, as expressed again in the song's chorus.




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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@ss-vp4ne

Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's

Brad I'm mad for you too

Oh Brad,
Oh dammit!
I'm mad,
Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it
When we met in his science exam-it
Made me give you the eye and then panic
There's one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!



@fernandaporto9155

Brad:
Hey Janet, I've got something to say
I really love the skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Brad (company):
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you.

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker (Dong-Dong-Dong)
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh Janet (Janet!), I love you so

Janet (company):
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Janet (Brad):
Oh Brad... (Oh... dammit!)
I'm mad... (Oh... Janet!)
For you (I love you too)

Brad and Janet:
There's one thing left to do

Brad (company):
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you

Brad:
Dammit, Janet

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad:
Dammit, Janet

Brad and Janet:
I love you

Brad:
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Brad (company):
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)
Now please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
'Cause I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
Now, I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you.

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker (Dong-Dong-Dong)
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh Janet (Janet!), I love you so

Janet (company):
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Janet (Brad):
Oh Brad... (Oh... dammit, ha!)
I'm mad... (Oh... Janet!)
For you! (I love you too)

Brad y Janet:
There's one thing left to do

Brad (company):
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet I love you

Brad:
Dammit, Janet

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad:
Dammit, Janet

Brad, Janet and company:
I love you



All comments from YouTube:

@guillerminadonoculini6172

Janet cheated on Brad twice the same night with two different guys and Brad cheated on Janet with another man, yet they're couple goals.

@guillerminadonoculini6172

FrOsTy P dr.frank

@lilliangriffin9013

Dr.Frank: Unfortunately for you Brad and Janet, your goals are going to be changed.

@misslupita4949

+Lillian Griffin do they end up together?

@lilliangriffin9013

Well SPOILORS, in Rocky Horror Shows His Heels, Brad leaves Janet for Dr. Scott and Janet has Franks baby and also goes with Riff Raff and Magenta to Transexual in the galaxy of Transelvania.

@olgalidiamoralescastellano3441

Guillermina Donoculini

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@leannehaddock6254

The backup that says, "Janet" or "Oh Brad" gets me every single time!!!

@Disneyfan1955

Hello Leanne!, Did you see the reboot of RHPS? on Fox?
I saw it, I thought they tried hard, but it was not the same!, let me know what you think, David from Calif.

@lardoyle7455

Leanne Haddock I'd fan it for Janet,dammit

@xxpaigexx7837

i'm so used to the remake so when i listened to the original i couldn't help but laugh when i heard them say "janet" and "oh brad"

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