Sweet Transvestite
Rocky Horror Show Lyrics

How d'you do, I
Greetings, I welcome you

See you've met my
I see that you are acquainted with my

Faithful handyman
Loyal assistant

He's just a little brought down because
He is slightly upset as

When you knocked
At the very moment when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man
He mistakenly believed you were the supplier of sweets

Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Do not get overwhelmed by my appearance

Don't judge a book by its cover
Do not evaluate anything by just its superficial appearance

I'm not much of a man by the light of day
I am not very masculine when the sun is up

But by night I'm one hell of a lover
However, when the moon is out, I am a passionate and skilled partner

I'm just a sweet transvestite
I am simply an amiable crossdresser

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
I hail from a land where people embrace their sexuality, and it is called Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
Allow me to give you a tour and possibly some entertainment

You look like you're both pretty groovy
Both of you appear to be fashionable and fun

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
Alternatively, if you desire something aesthetically pleasing yet not too extreme

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
We could view a classic film featuring the actor Steve Reeves

I'm glad we caught you at home
I am delighted that we found you here

Could we use your phone?
May we request to use your telephone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!)
We are both slightly busy at the moment (correct!)

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We shall inform you of our whereabouts then leave for our vehicle

We don't want to be any worry
We would not wish to cause any concerns

Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Oh, you encountered a punctured tire, that is unfortunate

Well, babies, don't you panic
However, infants, please do not fret

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
In the moonlight, all problems shall disappear

I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I will acquire a skilled, yet ominous repairman for you

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Why don't you stay here for the evening? (evening time)

Or maybe a bite? (bite)
Or have some refreshments? (food)

I could show you my favorite obsession
I could demonstrate my preferred fixation

I've been making a man
I have been fabricating a male

With blond hair and a tan
He has blonde hair and skin darkened by the sun

And he's good for relieving my tension
He serves as an excellent source of stress relief for me

Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
Begin, initiate, I am merely a pleasant gender nonconforming individual (pleasant gender nonconforming individual)

So, come up to the lab
There is a laboratory upstairs

And see what's on the slab
Observe what has been placed on the platform

I see you shiver with antici-
I perceive you shuddering with antici-

-pation
-pation

But maybe the rain
Perhaps the precipitation

Is really to blame
Is the actual cause

So I'll remove the cause
Therefore, I shall eliminate the source

But not the symptom
Albeit not the indication