Master Of The House
Roger Whittaker Lyrics


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Roger Whittaker - Master of the house

Drinkers
Come on you old pest
Fetch a bottle of your best
What's the nectar of the day?

[Thenardier enters with a flask of wine.]

Thenardier
Here, try this lot
Guaranteed to hit the spot
Or I'm not Thenardieir

Drinkers
Gissa glass a' rum
Landlord, over here!

Thenardier
[To himself] Right away, you scum
[To customer] Right away, M'sieur

Drinkers
God this place has gone to hell
So you tell me every year
Mine host Thenardier
He was there so they say,
At the field of Waterloo
Got there, it's true
When the fight was all through
But he knew just what to do
Crawling through the mud
So I've heard it said
Picking through the pockets
Of the English dead
He made a tidy score
From the spoils of war

Thenardier
My band of soaks
My den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts.
My sons of whores
Spent their lives in my inn
Homing pigeons homing in
Then fly through my doors
And their money's as good as yours

Drinkers
Ain't got a clue
What he put in this stew
Must have scraped it off the street
God what a wine!
Chateau Neuf de Turpentine
Must have pressed it with his feet
Landlord over here!
Where's the bloody man?
One more for the road!
Thenardier, one more slug o' gin.
Just one more, or my old man is gonna do me in.

[Thenardier greets a new customer.]

Thenardier
Welcome, M'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books




Seldom do you see
Honest men like me

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Master of the House" by Roger Whittaker depict Thenardier, the owner of a run-down inn, interacting with his customers. The customers are demanding drinks from Thenardier, who boasts about his selection and pours them drinks. The customers comment on the state of the inn and complain about the quality of the food and drinks being served. Thenardier acknowledges his reputation as a crook, proudly calling himself the "Master of the House" and claiming that his inn is the best in town. He brags about his dishonesty and how his customers' money is as good as his own. The song portrays Thenardier as a cunning and unscrupulous character who uses his inn as a way to exploit and deceive his guests.


Line by Line Meaning

Drinkers
Patrons of the inn


Come on you old pest
Addressing the innkeeper, demanding his attention


Fetch a bottle of your best
Bring the finest drink available


What's the nectar of the day?
What is the special drink today?


[Thenardier enters with a flask of wine.]
The innkeeper, Thenardier, enters with a flask of wine


Here, try this lot
Here, taste this particular drink


Guaranteed to hit the spot
Assured to satisfy your craving


Or I'm not Thenardier
Or my name isn't Thenardier


Gissa glass a' rum
Give me a glass of rum


Landlord, over here!
Innkeeper, come to us and serve us


[To himself] Right away, you scum
Silently insulting the patrons


[To customer] Right away, M'sieur
To a customer, assuring to serve promptly


God this place has gone to hell
Expressing disappointment with the state of the inn


So you tell me every year
Receiving complaints every year


Mine host Thenardier
Referring to the innkeeper Thenardier


He was there so they say, At the field of Waterloo
Legend has it that he was present at the Battle of Waterloo


Got there, it's true, When the fight was all through
Arrived at the battlefield after the battle ended


But he knew just what to do
But he knew exactly how to profit from the aftermath


Crawling through the mud
Moving on the ground with difficulty


So I've heard it said
According to what I have heard


Picking through the pockets
Searching through the pockets


Of the English dead
Of the deceased English soldiers


He made a tidy score
He obtained a considerable amount


From the spoils of war
From the stolen belongings of war victims


My band of soaks
My group of drunkards


My den of dissolutes
My place full of morally corrupt individuals


My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts.
My vulgar humor, my patrons always drunk


My sons of whores
Referring to his customers as dishonest or immoral individuals


Spent their lives in my inn
They have lived most of their lives in his establishment


Homing pigeons homing in
Referring to the customers who frequently return to the inn


Then fly through my doors
Then enter my doors quickly


And their money's as good as yours
Their money is as valuable as anyone else's


Ain't got a clue
Don't have any idea


What he put in this stew
The ingredients he used in this dish


Must have scraped it off the street
It seems like he collected things from the street


God what a wine!
Exclaiming about the quality of the wine


Chateau Neuf de Turpentine
A play on words, making fun of the wine's quality


Must have pressed it with his feet
Imagining that he made the wine by stomping on grapes


Landlord over here!
Innkeeper, come here quickly!


Where's the bloody man?
Where is the innkeeper?


One more for the road!
One more drink before leaving


Thenardier, one more slug o' gin.
Addressing the innkeeper, requesting another glass of gin


Just one more, or my old man is gonna do me in.
One more drink, or my spouse will harm me


Welcome, M'sieur
Greeting a new customer


Sit yourself down
Take a seat


And meet the best
And get to know the finest


Innkeeper in town
The most esteemed innkeeper in the area


As for the rest
In comparison to the others


All of 'em crooks
All of them are dishonest individuals


Rooking their guests
Cheating their customers


And cooking the books
Falsifying financial records


Seldom do you see
Rarely do you encounter


Honest men like me
Men of integrity like myself




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Nigel


on Jenny

I'm not sure by any means, but I wonder whether taking the midnight train is ultimately a metaphor for a more final journey. I also wonder if RW had someone specific in mind whose fate prompted this powerful song. I like it very much.

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