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Roy Harper & Jimmy Page Lyrics

I get up and I walk across the room
I stand up from where I am and move towards another area

I get to the door - I've been there before
I reach the door which is a familiar place to me

Wondering what I got up for
I'm unsure why I stood up in the first place

When all of a sudden I remember
Suddenly, I recollect something in my mind

What I was going to say to you
I recall what I intended to verbalize to you

Standing there watching my member
I'm observing my body part

Hanging there squirting the loo
It's releasing bodily fluids while hanging over the toilet

I'm really stoned
I'm heavily under the influence of drugs

I sit down on the phone I get the urge
I sit on the telephone and feel an impulse

To dump yesterday, flush it away
To discard previous events and forget about them

I hope the force is still with me
I trust that my confidence or power remains intact

When sure enough the door flies off its hinges
Sudden commotion ensues as the door powerfully opens

And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit
Detective Bill Identikit is standing there

Saying 'I've got trouble finding where I'm going
He's having difficulties finding his way

'Coz my backside is very badly lit
Due to poor lighting, he cannot properly see

'Hello, hello, hello
A common greeting said by police officers

'My bloody head no longer seems to fit
I'm feeling confused, disoriented, or unwell

'And you're under arrest, ...and...'ello?'
The officer announces that the person is being detained, but then the line is cut

So come on, let go
Relax and let loose

Let your feelings show
Be open about your emotions

There's something inside you
You possess an inner quality or characteristic

The person beside you really needs to know
The person next to you deserves to be aware of it

Come on, change your mind
Rethink your decision or opinion

You never know what you might find
There's always new discoveries to be made

Break out the rizlas
Bring out the rolling papers

And roll up a place to unwind
Prepare something to smoke and relax

Well you can bust me once
You can catch me or discover me once

You can bust me twice
You can catch me or discover me twice

But you'd have to top me
You need to surpass me to stop me

To finally stop me from loading my dice
In order to prevent me from cheating

'Coz I'm really stoned
I'm heavily under the influence of drugs

(Joan Bakewell) Tart
There's a mention of a person's name, Joan Bakewell, followed by a possibly derogatory remark