You Know It
S.O. Lyrics

Excuse me, girl
Addressing the girl politely.

I know it's a bit embarrassing
Acknowledging that pointing out tan lines might be awkward.

But I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt
Bringing attention to the tan lines on her shirt.

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
Rating the girl's attractiveness on a scale of one to ten.

Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time
Suggesting that with alcohol, she could be even more attractive.

That blue Topshop top you've got on is nice
Complimenting the girl's clothing choice.

Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high
Critiquing the excessive use of fake tan but still complimenting her appearance.

But there's just one little thing that's really, really Really, really annoying me about you, you see
Adding criticism to the otherwise complimentary comments.

Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
Reiterating that she is attractive.

But my gosh, don't you just know it?
Implying the girl is conceited.

I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it?
Expressing attraction towards the girl but also criticizing her self-awareness.

So when I looked at you standing there with your horde I was waiting in the queue, looking at the board Wondering whether to have a burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
Describing the scene and his thoughts at the fast food restaurant.

When I noticed out the corner of my eye Looking toward my direction, your eyes locked onto my course I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah
Noticing that the girl was also looking at him, causing him to become distracted and lose his spot in line.

Are you smoking crack or something? Mike, just leave it, just leave it We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment It's not worth it, Mike, just leave it Don't touch me It's not worth it Don't touch me, look, I'm alright, don't touch me
Interrupting his thoughts with the argument of the people beside him.

For a while there I was thinking, yeah, but, what if? Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit Snaring you as you were standing there opposite Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick
Fantasizing about a potential encounter with the girl.

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing Was clocking onto you, too, yeah, I had to admit That yeah, yeah, you are fit and yeah, I do want it But I stop sharking a minute to get chips and drinks
Noticing that other men were also interested in the girl and admitting his own interest, but deciding to focus on getting food instead.

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth
Explaining that he had a head injury earlier but continuing the story. Also expressing his desire not to act rudely towards the girl.

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you Well let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you
Commenting on female behavior and labeling it as rude. Acknowledging that he found her rudeness attractive but did not want to give her the satisfaction of flirting back.

And just as you started to make your big advance With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and Gleaming away with your hearty, hearty-looking tan But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan You walked towards my path but just brushed right past And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man
Describing how the girl advanced towards him with her food, but he resisted her advances because she walked past him and into the arms of another man.

Oh, what do I give a fuck? I've got a girlfriend anyway We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play I got this Stella I bummed from that last cafe This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay I did fancy you a bit, though, yeah, I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display But this is just another case of female stopping play In an otherwise total result of a holiday
Expressing that he has a girlfriend and is not interested in pursuing anything with the girl. Reflecting on his behavior and acknowledging his attraction to her but regretting how he portrayed himself. Blaming the girl for interrupting his holiday.

You're fit but you know it But you know it You're fit but you know it I think I'm going to fall over I think I'm going to fall o- Fucking hell
Repeating the titular phrase that the girl is attractive but also self-aware. Expressing his overwhelming emotions at the situation.