God Bless the Internet
SAINt JHN Lyrics

Maybe I should not be drinkin'
I should not be drinking alcohol

Before you ask me just how I feel
Prior to inquiring about my emotional state

'Fore I speak my mind, that's not ideal
I should think twice before expressing my thoughts

Yeah I got a girlfriend, yeah I should be faithful
I have a committed partner and I should remain loyal

And I think of you like Wi-Fi
You are like a connection that I depend on

And I think of her like cable
My partner is a stable source of support

Last night I got a offer for a 100G's
Recently I received a substantial money-making offer

No lie, they tryna' pay me just to run and breath
The offer was so easy that they practically offered to pay me for breathing

I remember Mickey D's for the number three's
I recall a time when my go-to meal was a number 3 value meal at McDonald's

And I remember T.J. Maxx, for the summer tees
I associate T.J. Maxx with summer t-shirts from my past

I remember wearing dunks in the dungarees
I have a memory of wearing Nike Dunks with denim overalls

And the GAP boxer-brief nigga, underneath
I used to wear GAP brand boxer-briefs under my clothes

Countin' on my name, brand clothes, one at least
I used to only wear clothing from well-known brands

Now I need those Gucci sneaks, at least one a piece
Currently, I feel like I need at least one pair of Gucci sneakers in my collection

She's on my dick, she knows me from somewhere on TV
This woman is interested in me because she recognizes me from television

And she saw me on the internet
She also saw me on the internet

I only let her give me brain, what can I say
I only allow her to give me oral sex

I love her intellect
I admire her intelligence

She understands that I am on the come up
She realizes that I am becoming successful

So she sees the benefit
She recognizes the advantages of being with me

She wants to hold on tighter
She wants to strengthen our relationship

So she let's go of my waist for a better grip
She repositions herself to hold onto me more securely

Please don't, please don't
I urge her not to do something

Two or no less in a threesome
I suggest that we have a three-person sexual encounter with two women

Let me know if you need some
I offer to provide assistance

Drop it low unless your knees don't, er
I suggest that she dance provocatively if she is able to do so comfortably

I met a girl on the plane
I recently encountered a woman while traveling by airplane

And I don't even pretend to know her name
I do not act like I know her name

And I told I ain't into Lois Lane
I let her know that I am not interested in a woman who is overly curious

And she told me the sex is sorta like a Novacane
She described the sexual experience as being numbing

And she likes to overtrain, woah
She enjoys exercising excessively

Then I told her 'Slow the lane'
I advised her to take things slow

Then I told her 'Baby you might wanna show restraint'
I suggested that she demonstrate some self-control

Then I told her 'Fuck it, whatchu' know, it's all the same'
Eventually, I decided that it did not matter either way

You got some shit to overcome, so I really hope you came, whey
You have some obstacles to face, and I hope that you are successful in doing so

White wines, baby white lies
These are two contrasting concepts, one being a type of alcohol and the other being dishonesty

This is my time, know me well from my timeline
I am in a period of personal growth and development that is documented by my social media history

Baby, baby Brenda got a baby
Brenda, a common name for women, has a child

And you came from the 80's
You were born in the 1980s

And they call a nigga wavy
People refer to me as being trendy and cool