Girl
Sammy J Lyrics

Girl, I'm gonna take you out tonight
I want to take you out tonight.

For dinner and a movie
We'll go out and grab a bite to eat and catch a film.

Then to a bar
After our meal and movie, we'll go grab a drink.

Then to my car, and drive you home
After our night out, I'll give you a ride home.

Girl, I'm gonna see you move tonight
I can't wait to see you dance tonight.

'Cos your body's so sexy
You have an amazing body.

Wanna kiss you
I want to kiss you.

(Kiss you all over)
Not literally kiss you all over, but really kiss you passionately.

Wanna make you mine
I want to be with you tonight.

But once we're back at my place
After our night out, when we come back to my house...

We've gotta keep our voices down
We need to be quiet so we don't wake up the sleeping baby.

'Cos my baby's in the front room
My baby is sleeping in the next room.

He's twelve months old, can I show you a photo?
He's just a year old, do you want to see a picture?

He's my baby, but you're my baby tonight
He's my child, but tonight you're the center of my attention.

Girl, I'm gonna slowly take your dress off
I want to undress you very slowly.

I have to do it slowly
I can't rush, or else the zipper will make too much noise.

Otherwise the zip will wake my wife up
If I'm too hasty with the zipper, my wife will wake up.

And she's got an early start
She has to be up early for work.

Girl, now I've got a semi-attached unit out the back
I have another living space attached to my main house.

Let's go there - let's go there - u-huh, yeah
Let's go to that semi-attached unit and spend some time there.

And get nude and do nude stuff together
Let's take our clothes off and be intimate together.

Have you taken your pill?
Did you take your medication?

I mean Panadol, you don't want to get a headache
I'm referring to painkillers, you don't want a headache.

'Cos you've had some alcohol tonight
You've had some alcohol to drink.

And I'm not judging you
I'm not criticizing you.

But it's probably best to drink in moderation
It's always best not to drink too much.

Girl, you owe me twenty dollars
You owe me twenty dollars.

From the dinner that we had
For your share of the meal we had.

Yeah, just because I paid when you went to the toilet
Just because I paid the bill when you were in the bathroom...

Doesn't mean we're not splitting this two ways
We'll still be splitting it equally.

I've got a mortgage and renovation planned
I've got financial obligations, including my mortgage and home renovations.

I guess you wouldn't understand
You probably don't have these same financial pressures.

'Cos you're just young and free
You're young and without these same financial burdens.

And you don't have a family
You don't have a partner or children.

And you've never had to worry about interest rates
You don't have to worry about paying interest on loans.

Or grocery prices, or Medicare rebates
You don't have the same experience with grocery prices, or government medical rebates.

Or what night's bin night
You don't even know the night that the garbage is collected.

Or prudent domestic financial management, no!
You don't have to worry about careful financial planning!

Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat tonight
I want to make you hot and sweaty tonight.

'Cos the air con's broken
Because my air conditioning is not working properly.

Oh shit, now the baby's woken
Oh no, the baby is awake.

It's probably best if you go home
You should probably leave now.

Girl, but before you go
Before you leave...

There's something I must know
There's something I need to ask you...

Can I feel your boob?
May I touch your breast?

(Sorry, I'm a married man, that was way out of line, so sorry.)
I apologize for even asking, I am a married man and that was inappropriate.

Girl
Hey, you.

Can I have the receipt for your movie ticket?
May I please have the movie ticket for reimbursement purposes?

I can claim it on tax
I can use it as a tax deduction.