Phasers On Kill
Screeching Weasel Lyrics


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what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch then you'll do what i say go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore looking through my records all day on the phone all night try to fix the beam without the help of miller lite i can't get no sleep you better earn your keep take the safety off and go disintegrate that creep go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore




Overall Meaning

The opening line of "Phasers On Kill" by Screeching Weasel tells us that the singer is a victim of the crash of an unknown spaceship crew, among whom was the renowned Captain Kirk. The singer is angry with the space crew for picking his house as their landing spot and is resentful towards Kirk specifically for punching him in the mouth. The singer proceeds to subjugate the space crew that is now sleeping on his couch, demanding that they do what he commands. He then urges them to set their phasers on kill, indicating that he no longer loves someone that he used to. The song ends with the singer complaining about his broken record player, lack of sleep, and enjoining the space crew to disintegrate the unnamed "creep."


The song "Phasers On Kill" by Screeching Weasel was released in 1996 on the album "Bark Like a Dog." The song is a tribute to the popular science fiction franchise "Star Trek," and more specifically to its main character, Captain Kirk. The song features a prominent sample from the introduction of the original "Star Trek" TV series, which proclaims the mission of the starship Enterprise. The song is often considered a humorous tribute to science fiction by the punk rock band Screeching Weasel. In fact, the song was originally going to be an instrumental in which the band members would scream "Phasers on Kill!" repeatedly. The song borrowed many elements of punk rock and grunge, a popular musical style in the 1990s.


Line by Line Meaning

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house
I was surprised to find that a crew from a spaceship had unexpectedly crashed into my home


captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth
I was insulted and attacked by Captain Kirk, who I find to be foolish and disrespectful


why'd you pick this place you came from outer space
I don't understand why Captain Kirk and his crew decided to come to my home from outer space


if you're sleeping on my couch then you'll do what i say
If you expect to stay in my home and use my resources, you need to follow my rules


go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore
I want you to destroy something for me because I am no longer in love with it


looking through my records all day on the phone all night
Captain Kirk and his crew have been obsessively searching through my belongings and using my phone without my consent


try to fix the beam without the help of miller lite
The crew is trying to repair something without the aid of alcohol, which they seem to rely on for problem-solving


i can't get no sleep you better earn your keep
I am unable to sleep due to the disturbance caused by the crew's presence and they need to prove their worth


take the safety off and go disintegrate that creep
I am instructing the crew to use a lethal weapon to eliminate an unwanted person


go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore
I again urge the crew to destroy something for me because I have fallen out of love with it




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing
Written by: BENJAMIN M. FOSTER, BENJAMIN M FOSTER

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