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Just Me

52w↑212

Has anyone stopped to consider how Tucker feels to have so many people laughing at him?

I did, and I realized that that I hope he feels horrible and humiliated. I hope he feels the kind of pain he inflicted on people every time he spoke.

All comments from YouTube:

Kevin Meeker

1y↑1.4K

It's pretty ridiculous that I can't tell if these are exaggerated or not.

drphosferrous

51w↑1

That's what i was thinking. I wanna chuckle but what if it's not a joke?

Polly Tiks

51w↑1

Was thinking the same thing 🫤

Chinedu Opara

52w↑3

Yeah I clicked on what I thought was a comedy, but got a documentary...

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Eric Weiman

1y↑1.2K

Casual racism was on Thursday not Friday. They called it CRT for short.

Miss MG

51w

Brilliant!

NB003

51w

@Joe Harris llik flesruoy (read backwards)

trnharris

51w

😂

Tim White

51w

*Standing* 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Heather Kempf

51w

😂😂

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Snake Shadows

52w↑277

I have a feeling that's Tucker Carlson's actual HR report.

Patrick Henri

51w

😂😂😂😂

Martin Copeland

52w

@Long Haired Hippie Dragon 💴

KillerRabbit

52w

this sugercoated paper ? kappa

Rohan Kurian

52w↑1

🤔👊🔥✌

Long Haired Hippie Dragon

52w↑14

I have a feeling that's not the worst of his HR file either! How any self-respecting woman can stay married to Tuckems is beyond me! Then again most Republican women are just Handmaids & take whatever their husband dishes out & when they get caught cheating on them they stand by their side & say how they love them & are forgiving them this indiscretion! REPEATEDLY!

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Aaron Nichols

1y↑413

Calling women the E word 😂 I'm sure to Tucker and Fox News that horrible E word was

equal

Boss Tanaka

51w

E-Sterical?

CableTelcontar

51w↑1

Egg salad sandwich

Tragoudistros.MPH

52w↑1

🔥 that's horribly hilarious.

killerjoke2945

52w↑7

Empowered? Educated?

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GioGilamonster

52w↑164

That was hilarious “you brought in a pair of khakis and said anyone darker than these pants can go home” lol that’s a new one

Tragoudistros.MPH

51w

@Boss Tanaka similar but families would hold up a paper bag and "you can't marry someone darker than this paper bag", preserving lighter skin to reduce discrimination, (and promote some superiority).

Even to this day, it's rare to see actors or actresses get roles...even extends to non-entertainment fields that are public facing in any way.
(That has more to do with conforming to white standards of beauty, rather than any superiority)

Boss Tanaka

51w

@Tragoudistros.MPHwhat is the "paper bag test" ?

Patrick Jenkins

51w

@Lequisha Caccavale IKR! 🇺🇸🗿

Lequisha Caccavale

51w↑5

As someone darker than his khakis, I'd be cool with being sent home as long as I got paid and didn't have to listen to his racist rants.

Tragoudistros.MPH

52w↑13

It's based on "the paper bag test".

A clever twist on that, great writers!

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Jo McCutcheon

52w↑110

LOL, why do all the slurs sound exactly like something Tucker would say?

Lauren Conrad

1y↑353

HOW does Kosta do this with a straight face? 🤣🤣🤣

Jazz A.

51w

Seriously😂😂😂😂

allibababoo

52w

@Ame Maes fell for what, bot?

AlastorCorvus

52w↑1

Deadpan comedy is the best kind of comedy

Ame Maes

52w

Hilarious!! I almost fell for this 😂😅😊

Robert Nett

52w↑2

It has to do with a long ardous training, which begun when those Tibetan monks, known for never laughing found him in a box at their doorstep. I am pretty sure...

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Mari H

52w↑26

Each of the individuals harassed should sue the FOX Network for having to work under such horrible circumstances...

Shar Rein

1y↑444

Slurs you shouted when someone order chipotle... Priceless

SpeedTopia

52w

you guys missed the joke ... chipotle ... ummm, Mexican... replacement theory, caravans, etc. 😂

Fangirl 308

52w↑1

@Long Haired Hippie Dragon I've also worked at a few McDonald's as a teen, I wouldn't eat anything there at all because I knew 9/10 the dishes were just sprayed off and used again.

Kenrick Eason

52w

@Gavin Smith It's a give or take.. Depends on time or day you go and what you order.. 12:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. is the best times to go to get the freshest food..

Long Haired Hippie Dragon

52w↑2

@P. H. Oh, you'd rather eat at McDonald's where I've heard employees talk about how they sweep up fries from the floor & fry them up for customers! I worked at a McDonald's & the ONLY food I'd eat from there was the food I cooked myself!

P. H.

52w↑2

@Fangirl 308 You daredevil you.

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Just Me

52w↑212

Heather Kempf

51w↑1

We can hope he feels those things. However, Tucker is nothing but an empty shell, so he has no depth of emotion or feelings. He also lacks a conscience, so incapable of shame. I doubt that people laughing at him even registers with him.

aetl100

52w

@Just Me: I did for about 30 seconds and decided it was too much time to care enough to think about it. Just deserts.

B L

52w

@Just Me 😂😂😂

B L

52w

No😂😂😂

Just Me

52w

@Tori Ladybird ❤️

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w g

52w↑48

I wonder how he treats his family

kt j

51w↑1

I bet he treats them like Steven Crowder treats his wife. Yikes.

Sha

51w↑1

@Crypto Enthusiast Right & his black friend 😂

Crypto Enthusiast

52w↑4

@Sarcastaball Sure you are. And he’s my uncle.

JustABookworm

52w↑4

Not great, apparently because his great aunt or someone related to him left him only 1 dollar in her will 😆

Sarcastaball

52w

Im his 2nd cousin. Hes an angel to his family.

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Vorlocks

1y↑192

“I didn’t even know there was an E-word but needless to say you can’t say that Tucker” 😂

bkmeahan

52w↑1

@Love Ayinde emotional.

Pamela Ibarra

52w↑3

They loved him at Fox. He made them tons of money. However, his words eventually became a liability when people and businesses started standing up to him. It's not about red or blue, it's about green.

Elliot Brent

52w↑1

I'm dead 😂😂🎉

Ch W

52w↑3

Edjit. Idiot wasn't enough for him so he needed to create a synonym. Plus, he wanted Webster's Dictionary to pick him

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Tata TopShelf

52w↑99

Tucker's reality check just bounced! BYE SHMUCKER LIARLSON😂

Joe Wynne

52w↑189

I wonder how many times Tucker got punched out at Fox and they kept it quiet.

Theomite

52w

That might actually get liberals to tune in for the deets.

D P L

52w↑2

Not enough..

kelaram

52w↑3

Nah, they all go along to keep their jobs

Vn Rkain

52w↑4

Sadly probably no even once

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G55d H555r

52w↑15

This is making me imagine Tucker's high -pitched giggle.

Callie Masters

1y↑241

He sounds almost presidential. 😢

Pierre Gibson

51w

@IamSkippy because pence BELIEVES that is what Jesus would do

Live from Texas

52w

Not quite.

IamSkippy

52w↑3

@Jason W Oh you just know Trump (when the BUS audio came out) pulled Pence aside and said:
Before you say anything Christian-y about it, know this: I grabbed… I’ll grab again… and YOU WILL support me
…or YOU’RE NEXT❗️

Jason W

52w↑6

So you're saying Don could grab Tucker by his kitty?

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Melisa leal diaz

52w↑84

People say there as a huge celebration at fox news after they fired Tucker Carlson 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Victor Palmateer

52w↑2

It must have been over all the viewers and money they are now losing

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Diana G

1y↑35

Looking forward for the lawsuits!

Steve L.

1y↑42

HEY!!! What's wrong with Chipotle? Now...NOW I really hate him.

Sha

51w

@Jemie Bridges Tell us more. All I know is they are infamously stingy with the chicken in burrito bowls 😒 I know they’re trained that way but it’s annoying AF

H K S

52w↑4

I always called him Taco Carlson, because he went on a rant about how Mexican culture deserves no credit for tacos because they’re Americanized & had a guest on who fear mongered that there’d be “taco trucks on every corner!”, if Hilary won- like that’s bad thing.

Jemie Bridges

52w↑2

There is so much wrong with Chipotle. Its one slip away from being a deep dive on Last Week Tonight, except Amaxon is away way worse.

IamSkippy

1y↑39

🅰️ Mel Gibson’s Birthday as a Fox DAY OFF 😂
🅱️ These sound like outtakes from the writers of VEEP
#ThatsHIGHpraise

Denise Syrett

52w

@IamSkippy I was taking it much farther than that; all of politics is the entire Veep show now, not just the individuals or the office. The writers did an interview where they said they nixed plot lines for being too wildly unrealistic but that the real world has surpassed their imaginations at the time.

IamSkippy

52w

“…which party the first female VEEP ~~REPRESENTED~~ “ ⬅️ That was a mistake because the Vice President doesn’t represent a political party, they ultimately REPRESENT 🅰️ll 🅰️mericans …not just one “party”

I meant: whether it was Palin or Harris … the first female VEEP would be compared to Selena Meyers
🤷🏻‍♂️

IamSkippy

52w

@Denise Syrett
I think regardless of what party the first female VEEP represented it was bound to be that way. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Denise Syrett

52w↑3

Life IS Veep now😬

erin mcdonald

1y↑67

Yep, on brand! 😂 Daily Show team keeps rocking! ✊

Madhav Brij Kalia

1y↑52

I saw a stand-up by Michael Kosta in NYC in 2019 in lower Manhattan....the bits he did were even more colourful (read dirtier) than the TDS bits. Just loved it!

Sitting in the front row, I shouted "Don't do this joke on TV". Then he royally took my case for the heckling 😂

Simon D.

52w↑4

I'm curious to see Kosta host the week after next. He usually goes for unhinged, ignorant correspondent, so I wonder how hosting will be. :)

John Chessant

52w↑30

hahaha ... if this is their "dossier" though, this would only make Tucker look better to his audience

Lynne VanVorce

52w↑1

@J TurtleExactly

J Turtle

52w↑3

Look at what he said about Trump.

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roguedogx

52w↑6

The sad part is that it has to be worse than this. But I can't imagine what that is, unless it's something that would put him behind bars for the rest of his life.

Markus Anderson

1y↑27

Hysterical. Nicely done.

Maria Catherine

1y↑11

So great! Still laughing ten minutes later.

Elliot Brent

52w

I know 😂😂😂😂🎉

Elena

52w↑15

Tucker got the humiliation he deserved. His followers can sugar coat it, but that burned so deep, fired 10 min before going on the air. All the other fox hosts were stunned.😮

poetdrowned

1y↑26

A M A Z I N G. 😂How many writers sat around coming up with the nicknames for female employees?

Sheretha Daniels

52w↑1

lol 😂 🤣!!

T G

52w↑5

My favorite part is that Tucker was fired on a Friday afternoon so they still got a full week's work out of him.

Fred A

52w↑14

This is all funny, but the concerning thing is that Fox knowingly looked the other way regarding all of the hatred Tucker spewed until they found out he was doing it to them.

Izzy

1y↑11

Seems legit 😂

Faye Daye

52w↑9

I'm honestly surprised the file was that small

Loren Renee

52w↑2

For Tucker, every day is casual racism day.

Bret Hamilton

52w↑3

And the viewers of Fox, knowing the network played them like willing idiots, will just keep watching.

Nick Ader

52w↑4

Tuckers future includes waiting by the mail box for Unemployment Checks along with Bill O'Reilly and Trisch Regan

HeaTed

52w↑3

These arent workplace violations at fox news just normal activities

boaty msboatface

52w↑4

I’m crying laughing for real!

okd

52w↑1

That report was more real than anything you'll ever see on Fox News or whatever Tucker does next.

Connor Hart

52w↑4

He's like if Michael Scott was an actual person

Connor Hart

52w↑3

@raven3moon big facts

raven3moon

52w↑3

But, without the personal growth.

pRandzq

52w↑3

Nicknames give Tucker too much credit for being intelligent.

Steve Reed

52w↑1

Love seeing the "Woke Left" she it themselves over just how threatened Tucker is to them.

Kevin

52w↑12

You forgot to mention All White Wednesdays.

Kevin

52w↑1

@E Hall Yes.
😏

E Hall

52w↑2

As in skin tone or robes? Cause either could work in this context…

Ledenhime Ganidleshitz

52w↑2

And now Tucker will take his audience with him. Big loss to FOX!

Kevin Kennelly

52w↑1

I am waiting for a corporation to hire him.
And then watch the boycott kick in.
And their stock value to collapse.

warren hymes

52w↑2

The sad part is that this is probably true.

Darrell Edwards

52w↑6

Tucker Carlson needs to go find a cave to occupy!, or go on the unemployment line, while filling out a SNAP/ EBT application!, 🙄

Carmen Nurse

52w↑1

Tuckums is a multimillionaire….he comes from the Swanson tv dinner family so he will never need snap benefits

Golden Flower

52w↑1

If only he had to, he's a rich man's son and being Fox News host for years made him richer

Plus there is that other right wing TV network 🤷

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Michael L

52w↑2

You brought in cackies and said anyone darker than these can head home for the day 😂😂😂😂

Nyce Playz

52w↑4

I'm still waiting on the Nip Tuck jokes. Don't leave me hanging.

Pratalax

52w↑2

The day off line killed me xD

Tom

52w↑7

Soooooo the thing is if you’re the leading cable news show on tv, you can get away with all of it…until a personal message of said host that when found in discovery of the biggest libel case in history would seal the deal and said executives have to settle for 800 mil the next day

Katie Vaughn

51w

Tucker should have been fired when he first started those nasty remarks.

Coco Chanel

52w↑3

😮 “Anyone darker than my khakis can go home.” Sounds about right

i need more sleep

51w

ngl, I'm probably gonna use the "darker than these slacks" one at work tmw 😂😂😂

Seth Hainly

52w↑2

I heard Don Lemon would sit on Bud Light bottles after drinking them.
😂😂

sealand000

52w↑1

Not just every Friday; more like every day.

Under the Needle

52w↑1

Darker than khakis has me on the floor 😂😂😂

MALLYGEEZ1

52w↑2

I can't tell if he's joking about the nicknames. Wow

James

52w↑1

You just raised his popularity.

Kyle Brock

52w↑1

Bill O'Reilly is jealous.

Asheron Windspear

52w↑1

It was casual racism Friday because every other day was for overt racism. Who did he think he was kidding with that replacement theory talk? Oh that's right, his dim-witted audience.

grandmasbuttons

52w↑1

I'm pretty sure that the 'E' word would be 'elusive'. That would drive him insane

Jim Stoesz

52w↑1

I can't even tell what's real and what's satire anymore, but I'm pretty sure he didn't confine his casual racism to just Fridays.

creepytickler

52w↑2

Pretty sad when the bottom of the barrel tries to be the cream of the crop

R. Ronco

51w↑1

"My father in law is such a gem, thinks Tucker Carlson ought to be able to file for unemployment.."

Yeah that's my joke. My contribution to the pantheon of comedy.

Gradguy1

52w↑1

“I didn’t even know there was an E word.” 😅

Great skit!

Redwood4

51w

For his replacement, they just need to hire a racist junior high boy.

R Stedler

52w↑1

Has Michael had a round hosting TDS yet? He's great

ßpęřm

52w↑1

ID10T

52w↑1

Kosta. Always killing it!

Will Frey

52w↑2

Excellent. Coke went out my nose at a second speed. I know, in L. A., coke goes up the nose, but this is a different thing.

yo test

52w↑1

Knowing Carlson, this is too soft on him he can do worse

Pound4Pound

51w

Calling Tuckums an HR Nightmare is something a comedian would do that a journalist would not.

PUBLIC ENEMY

52w↑1

Sad thing is ya can't tell the man is joking if ya didn't any better. He is joking right?😂

John Johnson

52w↑1

Man this might be a joke in presenting but I’m thinking this dude might have Tucker’s HR file because this mess fits Tucker 🥴🥴🥴

sheila winston

52w↑1

Sounds ridiculous, but could be true. He’s that deplorable!

Grant Imahara

51w

Dox news... I'm dead.

Gwen Stone

51w

I’m sure his wife and daughters are right on board with his action.

Ron s

51w

I would love to have 5 minutes alone with him.

Zombie Spock

52w

What about Tucker's nickname, Richard Licker? After all, Tuck himself admitted he actually likes Peter.

Lightning Bug

52w↑1

Tucker will be fine!

Deb T

52w↑5

Tucker…. His adult name is Tucker😀, need we say more?

Melissa Robert's

52w↑1

I didn't believe tucker has the ideas for the whole show every sentence was scripted by many creative writers he only needed to read it in a natural way without to sound staged

Tzsahall Thomas

52w

That is democrat vocabulary NOT a Conservative Christian.

Duane Richards

51w

Anyone that darker than his khaki pants can leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂 I’m crying

Epona

51w

Michael Kosta is hilarious. I hope he's in the running for the Daily Show.

shanafehr

51w

The worst part...
These all seem quite legit. It would not surprise me if any of that was true.
That man is so terrible that it's hard to believe these are NOT facts 🤷🏻‍♀️

gonetimeless

52w↑1

Shouldn’t joke around. If it’s true, report it

Brian Case

52w

"pretty soon, they will come after you too. And then it will be too, too late. Be afraid, let me show you how...."

The Meeper👑🎗

52w↑1

For the first time i cant tell if this is a complete joke or a comedic Dub of something real

Golden Flower

52w↑1

And it may be the tip of the iceberg, who knows what Tucker Carlson may have done with his female colleagues and guests in private, after his shows ?

Desha Greely

52w

He gets it from his mama, go figure how he felt about her

free2

52w

It is all fun and games until the multi-million dollar settlement hits.

Douglas Boyle

51w

I'm going to call my girlfriend the E word and see what happens

Butt Hurtz

52w↑2

Sounds correct.

Hiwet Berhe

52w

You could run for office and win

Diane Sparkle

52w

AND don't forget his screen saver of Nancy Pelosi in a swimsuit!

Must have Coca-Cola

52w↑1

Oh I can't wait till this man gets his chance to host TDS, we may have a winner here but I love Roy cannot lie he is awesome! The whole cast is great way better than the actual real news, yuck!