1. Slur is an indie pop/rock band from Thailand. They are a five piece band… Read Full Bio ↴1. Slur is an indie pop/rock band from Thailand. They are a five piece band consisting of bassist and choral singer Boo', lead singer and guitar Yeah, guitar Pae, trumpet and choral singer Bank, and drummer Aim. Their new and first cd "Boo!" is a big hit in Thailand. They are on Smallroom Record Label.

2. Slur is an indie Hip Hop/Electronic artist from Hamilton Ontario.

3. SLUR IS AN ALL CAPS HARDCORE GROUP FROM BIRMINGHAM, AL https://slurforzeke.bandcamp.com/releases

Strangler
Slur Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Strangler' by these artists:

Calla Something's gotten into your head Say what You said Say…
Orbit Culture A resonance in the dark At the edge of the world We'll…
Soilwork I feel it coming, My thoughts are running 'Cause I can't…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Slur:

Do It Your Self ไว้ให้ถึงเวลาก่อน ไว้ให้ฉันลองทำก่อน ไม่ให้ซ้ำใครใครหรอก สิ่…
euro ฉันล่องลอยออกไป มีหลายคนที่สนใจ ทุกถ้อยคำพูดไป สถานการณ์ข้าง…
Fashion Design ใครเริ่มเพียงที่ใคร ใช้ความรู้สึก บวกความวุ่นวาย เขียนเป็นทุ…
Hey เธอ Hey เธอ Hey เธอ รู้ว่าเธอ รู้ว่าเธอ ธรรมดาที่เธอมีใจ ธรรมดาท…

Lost หลงอยู่ในวันที่ดูว่างเปล่า หลงอยู่ในความเสียใจหม่นหมอง หลงอย…
Magazine ซึซึซื้อ ซึซึซื้อ magazine ที่เค้าว่ามีบางอย่างที่เค้าว่าต่า…
rock n' roll ban มีคำถามมากมายเหลือเกิน สนใจในความเป็นคนเหมือนเธอ เบื่อจะเห็น…
Sentences ถ้าหากมีคำถามในใจ ฉันต้องทำอย่างไร ต้องเก็บมันเอาไว้ในใจ ต้อ…
shock จำคำเอาไว้ จะมีให้เธอทุกที่ไป มองถ้าจะขออ้อนวอนเธอด้วยหัวใจ …
sky line วันหนึ่งใครเข้ามา แทบทุกอย่าง เดินออกไป แทบทุกข์ใจ และวันหนึ…
Stop! ตามใจ ตามสบาย ก็ฉันมีทาง ในจิตใจของฉันมีเธอ เลยไม่เคยจะสนใจห…
Who I Am Never leave the edge that I cling to I cross the…
กลีบกุหลาบ เส้นทางดอกไม้โรยราย กลีบกุหลาบแดง อย่าแสร้งทำเมิน ผู้คนอยากร…
ขอบคุณ ทะเยอทะยาน ให้ความต้องการคงไม่มากพอ จะภาวนาให้ใครมารอคงไม่สน…
คล้าย วันที่ฉันต้องลาจาก ในความเลวร้ายที่เธอไม่อาจ ลืมไปเธอคงลำบา…
ความลับ อย่าเก็บซ่อนไว้ปิดฉากหัวใจ โอบกอดความลับไว้ผู้เดียว อาจมีคว…
คำที่พลาดไป อยากจะหลับตาซักครา ทำไม่ลง มันวนอยู่ทั้งคืน สิ้นสุดลมหายใจ เ…
คำเหล่านั้นที่ทำให้ฉันสุขใจ ถ้าหากมีคำถามในใจ ฉันต้องทำอย่างไร ต้องเก็บมันเอาไว้ในใจ ต้อ…
จาง จากกันไปก็นาน แต่ฉันยังมองเห็นเธออยู่ ยืนอยู่ในท่ามกลาง อ…
ดวงอาทิตย์ แค่เพียงเงาสะท้อน ก็ทำให้ตอนนั้นตาฉันเริ่มบอด เพราะฉัน ยังม…
ดูหมา เธอคนที่มีดอกไม้ เธอคนที่มีรอยยิ้ม วันที่เธอทำให้เห็นว่าเธอค…
ด้วยกัน ฉันละเมอเดิน เพ้อถึงเรือใบ แต่ไม่นานก็หายไป อย่างเดิม ฉันละเ…
ด้วยรักและผูกพัน หากเราต้องจากกัน จากกันด้วยเหตุใด เก็บความคิดที่คล้ายกัน กับ…
ถ้าฝัน ถ้าฝันเธอคงได้เจอทุกอย่าง วันนี้เธอคงได้เจอทุกอย่าง ตื่นตอนส…
บันดาล ทุกอย่างไม่ใช่เพียงแค่รู้สึก แต่คล้าย จะร้ายกว่า ดูศรัทธาไปก…
ป๊อปปูล่า โหวต นาฬิกาต้องหยุดตรงนั้น โลกทั้งใบต้องหยุดเอาไว้ รางวัลจากความส…
ผู้ชาย คำ สวยงาม ที่พลั้งพรูดมาในเพลง เขียนลงไปจนเกินจากความรู้สึก …
ภาพเก่า แล้วเมื่อถึงที่สุดท้าย ดูคล้ายๆ เหมือนเดิมทุกอย่าง ภาพที่แล้…
ว่าแล้ว ค่ำคืน อีกไม่นานก็ใกล้เข้ามา เป็นเวลาห้าทุ่มกว่าๆ ช่วงเวลาที…
สก๊อตจุ๊บ สก๊อตจุ๊บสิ เฮ้ สก๊อตจั๊มพ์สิ วิ่งรอบหัวใจเด๊ะ วิ่ง ๆ เข้าไป…
ส่งรถ โบกไปโบกมาต้องเจอบ้างแหละ โบกไปโบกมาต้องมีบ้างแหละ โบกไปโบกม…
หนุ่มสุพรรณ ตัวฉันเกิดมาเป็นหนุ่มสุพรรณ ทํานาตากแดดทั้งวัน จนตัวของฉันมั…
หมาใน จะพูดอะไรไม่เคยสนใคร สมองก็ดีแต่ไม่มีหัวใจ คิดว่าใครมันจะเข้…
หรือ ฉัน ยัง ยืนอยู่ตรงนี้ ทุก สิ่ง ยังอยู่ตรงนี้ นาฬิกาของความรู…
หลง ไม่เคยจะรู้เลย ไม่เคยได้รู้เลย อยู่ไหน ทางที่ใจตามหา หลงอยู…
หักหลัง ไม่กล้าจะเวทนา อะไรเจอก็ทำไปก่อน ไม่ต้องสนทนา กับใครเธอก็เจอ…
หากใจ หากใจ เธอไม่เหมือนวันก่อน เปลี่ยนไป เธอต้องยอม หากเธอ ถูกทำ…
ห้อง เธอทำให้ทุกเวลา บางอย่างก็อาจ หาย และคล้ายตัวเองยังคงต้องการ…
อธิบาย อธิบาย ไม่ช้าหรือเร็ว ต้องอธิบาย เพราะฝันนั้นคงจะ พังทะลาย…
อย่าหวัง ยืนยันกับฟ้าว่ามีทางออก มีคำว่ารักต้องมีคำตอบ เส้นทางขวากหนา…
อุคริ จุ๊บุ๊ หุหุ จะรักกันก็แชท จะนัดกันก็แชท จะชิ่งกันก็แชท จะทิ้งกันก็แชท จะ…
อุตุนิยม ควรถึงวันที่พักผ่อน ควรถึงวันที่หยุดและชาร์จแรง ควรถึงวันที…
อ้วนเตี้ย อ้วนเตี้ย เนี่ยแหละคือปัญหา กินแต่ยาหมอสั่ง ฉันก็ยังคอยบอก โ…
ฮิตเหรอ จะทำโมฮอร์ค ผมสกินเฮด แต่งตัวด้วยขาเดฟ เดฟ เรฟ แบบนิวเวฟ จะท…
เซโรงัง เจอกระเป๋า แต่ไม่มีแบงค์พันอยู่ในนั้น จะไปภูเขา แต่ไม่มีน้ำม…
เดี๋ยวรู้ มีแต่ความสวยงาม บนถนนหนทาง ทุกวันมีแต่ยิ้มให้กันเสมอ ดูจะดีเ…
เธอรู้ เหมือนพึ่งเจอคำลาจากเธอเมื่อวาน แต่เวลาสายเกินกว่าฉันหายใจ เ…
เธอไม่รู้ เธอไม่รู้หรอก สิ่งที่เขาเฝ้ามองเธออยู่ เธอเองยังสัมผัส ในควา…
เพราะทุกครั้ง ทำไมนาฬิกาที่เดินอยู่ ช้าลง หรือมันคอยบางคน ให้เดินตามหา เศร…
เยอะแยะ มาข้างหลังไม่ทันตั้งตัว เจอจังๆบอกเลยไม่พอใจ ไม่ต้องร้องไม่ต…
แค่ฉัน คนที่เห็นในตา ไม่นานก็หาย ลมไม่หวนคืนมา วันวานก็คล้าย ทรมาน …
โปร่ง รู้ ขอแค่เวลาอีกหน่อย ที่จะทำให้ความวุ่นวาย ทุกอย่างที่ดูเหม…
โรคจิต จะมองและลองดูเธอละอาย ยิ่งมองยิ่งไกลจะพลอยดูคล้าย โรคจิตคอยแ…
โลกสวย มีแต่ความวุ่นวาย ดีแต่คอยเอาใจ ทนกับคนมากมาย ฉันเองก็ไม่รู้ …
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ไม่ใส่ใจ ไม่ใส่ใจ ผู้คนหลากหลาย วุ่นวายสับสน มากมายเกินไปเพียงพอแล้ว …

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

ogEvanAlmighty

2y↑386

Best roasts:
- "You are a waste of life and you should just give up"
- "Toby is apart of HR so he's really not apart of the family.... Also he is divorced so he isn't apart of his family either"
- "If you had any friends, you would understand"
- "You don't even have anyone to go home to Toby"
- "Wanna hear a lie? I think you're great. You're my best friend"
- "You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life"
- "This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here"
- "Can I just say of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all of the idiot worlds, you stand alone my friend"
- "Toby now has the floor and he is going to try not to screw this up like everything else in his life"
- "Well sometimes my stomach hurts whenever you come into my office so it's probably psychological"
- "I tried! I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail"
- "Hey Toby! I have an idea! Why don't you leave right now... Why don't you walk away from the room!?"
- (Michael pushing Toby's lunch off the table)

All comments from YouTube:

Alec Decowski

2y↑5.5K

It’s funny how Michael actually comes up with good roasts only for Toby

purplewine

@Inte_Johan_Gunterberg_69 wow you managed cherry-picked ONE whole line from the whole video? 😱😱

purplewine

@Samantha B opposite of you

Sam Kooshesh

@large large boom! roasted

Cobalt

@AxxL you’ve been making videos for 7 years and you get 3k views per video stop you missed your opportunity to become something

Victor Martinez

They come from the heart lmfao

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FiringallCylinders

2y↑5.7K

The best part is almost everything Toby does and says makes complete sense

Smit Ruparelia

HR rep spotted

Mitch lovejoy

2y↑1

Toby is just the worst

Cranky Barista

@Pilot; Soap that we know of...? Where in the show does that get specified?

Pilot; Soap

@Cranky Barista fun fact: while Toby was in Costa Rica there was no victims of the Scranton strangler

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Scorpionstrike7

2y↑3.6K

The amount of patience Toby has is amazing

boiled koolaid

It's not patience. That's like watching a fern getting chewed up by a golden retriever and marveling at the patience.

Tony Alston

2y↑2

@AlinaTowers you can't prove that

polystyrène

he's not patient he's just always like that that's the worst thing lmaoo

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KabbieC

2y↑1.5K

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby; I’d shoot Toby twice”, till this day that is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard 😂

aria t

@Fredrik good point

Fredrik

Well to be fair, both of the other two are already dead.

Alejandro Lopez

2y↑1

@Gregory Williams it was stolen from when they moved the dodgers from Brooklyn to LA and they asked fans and one of them was asked if hitler and some other guy were in the room with the owner who would he shoot and he said the owner twice

Dogs Breakfast

2y↑2

So fucking funny

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The Art Of Pixels

2y↑3.3K

I'm surprised Toby never strangled Michael in the end. He had every reason to.

Scarlet Pumpernickel

@Mroverguy the actor for Toby disproved it

secretsnipeop

That's why he offered to let him sleep in the extra twin bed.. but Michael turned it down

TNDRA V

He was the show runner he was the boss in reality lmao

Vincent Hammons

@Dexalan Gabe annoyed me more then toby

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CroCho

2y↑3K

"This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here" is one of my favorite Office quotes of all times

Farhad M

Same bro, same 🤣

Harley Banks

2y↑1

Can’t believe it took this comment for me to realise the irony in that line

Raymond Smith

2y↑1

Every SJW

Thad Donovan

2y↑1

That is a brilliant line. I also love, "My new favorite restaurant sucks."

Hungry Hunter

😂honestly mine too

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Cody Herman

2y↑2.5K

Michaels hatred of Toby was such a great addition to the show. It’s totally unwarranted and that’s why it’s so funny. Toby is probably the nicest, kindest guy on the show and Michael hates him just because of his job description.

crabbieappleton

2y↑1

When Toby backs Ryan in giving Jim the verbal warning, I lost respect for him.

Hania

2y↑1

nah. toby was alright until he started acting strange towards pam

Josuke Higashikata

2y↑1

Nicest, kindest guy ?
He's been a creep a few times, especially with Jim and Pam

Bern

2y↑2

Michael hates him because whenever he wants to do something stupid, toby opposes unlike Jim and all the rest who just walk on egg shells around him instead of confronting him.

Chuc HAW

2y↑4

He hates Toby because he gives a very gloomy vibe. It's like you naturally get depressed around him. The complete opposite of Michael. The extreme opposite poles. So the hatred is warranted. They both played their part really well. 🤣

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From, B. La'Vonne

2y↑1.5K

Toby understood the assignment each and every time. He was just trying to do his job and not get fired. Of course Dwight eventually avenges Michael.

D G

@Alpha 06 David Wallace didn't let him do it

Alpha 06

2y↑10

That was so illogical. If HR could be fired Michael wouldn't have let Toby last a week.

Kamron Locklear

2y↑7

The cake said “Get Out” 🤣

Micah Bush

2y↑52

Honestly, Toby is Michael's secret best friend; most of the time, his getting in Michael's way was him trying to prevent Michael from giving Corporate cause to fire him.

Evander Pierznik

2y↑35

That was just so he couldn't stop him from firing Kevin

emanuel martinez

2y↑670

Love the theory that Michael hates Toby because he represents something he hates and something he fears: his own father and fear of being alone. Until the later seasons Toby legit was a polite loner not looking to be friends with anyone and just do his job which is the complete opposite of Michael who's desperate for friends and attention, to everyone else Toby is just an introvert who may have friends but prefers to be by himself and just read and write mystery novels but micheal perceives Toby's "lack of friends" as a character flaw that will lead to Toby dying alone which again is Michael greatest fear as he's stated a few times during the series. Michael also is projecting his own feelings about his father onto Toby, its not clear what caused the marriage to fail but it is clear that Michael blames his father and has stated at least once that divorce is the failure of the man who couldn't keep his family together. So with his own personal bias about his father Michael assumes Toby was a horrible husband and inattentive father so he hates him even if Toby did everything right in his marriage

emanuel martinez

@lisardo weisert oh yeah absolutely. That's actually what I loved about the office because it didn't spoon feed us and point out every single thing. If this was something like the big bang theory there would have been an entire flashback episode detailing why Mike hates toby but the office respects us enough to let it be ambiguous and have us make up our own little theories

lisardo weisert

I totally get that. And to be honest, Michael himself comes off as either introverted, or insecure. Probably from his personal past as you mentioned. However, not taking the show too seriously here, Michael's over-the-top and unwarranted hatred of Toby is soo funny!

emanuel martinez

2y↑2

@Johnny You ,you're not going to read it cause it's not in a picture book but the hundreds of likes and dozen replies shows that there's people out here who don't have the attention span of a toddler and read my comment

Johnny

Ain’t nobody reading all that

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janedoexxhoe

2y↑827

“I would shoot Toby twice.” I die every time. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

Honorable mention: Also, he is divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

Crispy Cream

2y↑3

Because its hilarious

Lucy Levi

2y↑17

The honorable mention gets me every time 🤣

Damián Zeta

2y↑482

Toby's face when Michael insults him is amazing. I mean, his no expression always gets me. But there's one moment when Toby has a smile on his face, when he is sitting in front of Michael. Priceless moment

33kingofkings

2y↑10

I know it's absolutely classic one of my favourites not really a line but when he's looking for a place to sit down to have lunch and all the seats are taken and Toby is the only one who has a space next to him so Michael is forced to eat with him. Toby starts giving him advice and Michael doesn't even say anything and he just knocks over Toby's tray of food and walks away LOL

Karina Saldivar

2y↑649

“Is there no way we can get rid of him?”
“Not without cause Michael”
“I have cause- it’s beCAUUUSE I hate him”

Filipe Rocha

@Thomas That wasn’t vomit lmao

Brian

2y↑3

@Thomas that wasn’t vomit, wrong end

Thomas

2y↑8

And this same guy said he was a victim of a hate crime 🤣 because of the vomit on his carpet.

ShaedTheMoron

2y↑702

Sometimes I forget how savage Michael was towards Toby. You'd think he had murdered his childhood dog with the way he speaks towards him.

me the animal lover

2y↑2

@gymnastgirlflips 😂😂😂

Joy Campi

2y↑13

Michael is brutal towards Toby! I actually feel bad for Toby 😔

gymnastgirlflips

2y↑15

He’s probably the kid at the park that his dog ran away to play with.

Chief Tiger

2y↑41

The fact that not only does Toby tolerate Michael, but actually gives his best effort to HELP him is hilarious

Angeline Bena

2y↑2

Agree. He is so precious

Dusty Rhodes

2y↑385

the inside joke is, these two guys are very good friends, and have been for years. that's why they can play off each other like this.

Make It With Calvin

2y↑1

It makes sense given how many times Steve's real wife has played his significant other and then dumped him for whatever reason. Things like that you can only play well if you know the other party very well.

Loblo

2y↑1

off of

requinremembers

2y↑13

I wondered about that! Like is this their real life vibe. Glad it's not... lol

Sujal Bageriya

2y↑155

I love inside jokes, I'd love to be a part of one someday

me the animal lover

2y↑133

A moment of silence for the two most patient men in the world:
Toby Flenderson and David Wallace

John Kane

2y↑208

A theory: There is a logic to Michael’s hilarious, but seemingly unwarranted meanness toward Toby.

Michael truly wants everyone in the office to love him and think he’s the greatest. Deep down, though, he knows that no one actually loves him.

However, he can avoid facing that grim reality if he has a scapegoat: enter Toby. Michael has deluded himself into believing that he could make the office a place wherein everyone finally realizes how great he is *if only Toby would let him do as he wants*. Thus, whenever Toby shuts him down, this confirms, in Michael’s mind, that Toby is the real problem; the “real” reason that people don’t love him, rather than his own self being the actual problem. When Michael gets angry at Toby, therefore, it is not really because he’s angry at Toby—it’s a manifestation of the anger he feels about his own failure to make the office employees love him.

Josh Pendleton

That’s not a theory. That’s basic psychology!

My Friend Fat Nate

Not really because Toby was with HR and Michael would say many times that HR ruins all the fun. That's why even when Holly came he was skeptical about her and didn't like.her to begin with.

Wholesomely Horrible

@Raymond Jiang 😂😂😂

John Kane

2y↑5

@Jo Palm Interesting , and agreed 100% on his social skills. But that doesn’t really account for his meanness toward Toby (he associates with Dwight more than anyone, after all, but never associates with Toby in a positive way, even when they’re alone together and there’s no reason for Michael to try to look like he’s picking on one of the uncool employees).

Jo Palm

2y↑7

Michael has the social skills of a nine year old, so he is superficial to women (Phyllis and Pam) wants to be friends with the cool guys (Jim, Ryan and Darryl in a way) and doesnt like the uncool ones (Dwight and Toby).

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ogEvanAlmighty

2y↑386

Procyon

2y↑2

@Ivan Vega When written, the insults sound more savage in my opinion.

Ivan Vega

2y↑2

Wow, thanks for writing the video

me the animal lover

2y↑17

Fun fact, Michael pushing off Toby's lunch tray was improvised 😂

Joy Campi

2y↑2

This is great!! 🤣

Bitch, I invented stubborn

2y↑30

I love how so many times, Toby genuinely shows he cares about Michael.

Balding Eagle

😂 your username hahahah

PattycakeStudios

2y↑114

The beauty that Toby, hated by Michael for years, is replaced by Holly, Michael’s future wife, is fantastic on a visceral level.

deaconbluezzz

2y↑471

I was really hoping to see the Christmas episode with Michael/Jesus.
"Ah...the Anti-Christ."
Kills me every time. :)

Siddharth Mohanty

2y↑8

Fuckin gold

Lakshmi

2y↑155

“Toby is a part of HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of HIS family.”

Lakshmi

2y↑2

@Vauxite so people can’t quote their favourite parts for fun anymore? Lol

Vauxite

Thanks for quoting what's in the video. Didn't hear it in the video.

EndOfSmallSanctuary

2y↑1

Still one of the most ice-cold things I've ever heard

ogEvanAlmighty

2y↑2

So Savage 🤣

pankhuri tandon

2y↑247

Toby couldn’t even get through the hi Before Michael started screaming at him 😂😂

Jade

2y↑322

Somewhere I felt bad for Toby. Michael's bullying did cross the line.

Jackson Pope

2y↑1

@Stephanie C. Don't like your own post.

Stephanie C.

2y↑16

I don't think Michael bullying Toby was/is supposed to be funny. It's a form of abuse and it's wrong. It might be there to show Michael's own character flaws (and Toby's), and perhaps even to challenge the viewer to not get desensitized to it, or just as a way to portray something that goes on in many if not all workplaces... Still, not everything shown in a comedy show is supposed to be funny, relaxing and accepted as is.

MRJ

2y↑7

Hard to disagree. I guess it's one person not directly under his control.
Jan's a different matter entirely

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Jocsur Manigbas

2y↑75

I feel bad for Toby. Michael straight up bullies him for no reason

Andre Robinson

2y↑1

He has a reason lmfao .

Angeline Bena

Agree

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FanceThePerson :3

2y↑352

I always kinda wished Toby would stand up for himself against Michael honestly, kinda like how Stanley does

JackFlash85

2y↑1

@Stephanie C. that’s a different point. you’re looking at it from a character perspective. Mine was from a writing/show logic perspective.

Stephanie C.

2y↑3

JackFlash85 I think him not standing up for himself is just there to show he hates his job, is miserable and depressed. He lacks self-respect so he allows Michael to go on with the abuse.

JackFlash85

2y↑8

Toby’s inability to stand up for himself or even lack of DESIRE to stand up for himself is what makes him extra hate able and in a way vindicates Michael. The day Toby stands up to Michael is the day Michael being mean to him stops being funny. The writers knew that Toby standing up to Michael would ruin everything.

Snr. Froggy Mooopew

2y↑6

I’m your 200th like. Also, I agree. Especially after he confides in Michael about his parents getting divorced, only trying to comfort him, but Michael just throws his lunch on the floor

Art_1601

2y↑26

Right? It was a bit much. Just a little

Liam Brown

2y↑26

I like how Toby does nothing wrong but gets bullied the most on the show.

WHYPHY22

2y↑163

Michael criticizing Toby is what everybody wish they can do with their works HR person

CroCho

2y↑7

their*

Dwayne “the Barrack” Johnson

2y↑341

Toby is like a target for Michal to constantly shoot at

Mariam Ali

Twice*

Dwayne “the Barrack” Johnson

@Mark N thank you for the 200th like good sir

Mark N

2y↑2

Happy 200th like good sir.

Toby is not even a part of his own family.

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Know Your Role

2y↑27

There's always a "Toby" in one's life.A person you know is right but still can't tolerate.

thot-b0t

2y↑80

Whats interesting about Michael's hate for Toby throughout all of these years, is that canonically most of the Office workers never really saw the way Michael absolutely bullied him until the end of the series when they all watched the documentary. There's a lot of underhanded things Michael did that got glossed over in the final episodes. lol

Brody The Brick Builder

2y↑97

"You are the silent killer." Just more implication towards Toby being the Scranton Strangler.

Dana Paul

@Anyone But Hillary yes, as in “You’ll see that the radon and asbestos I was just talking about will be deadly like I said”

Anyone But Hillary

2y↑4

It’s cut out in this montage, but Toby does say “you’ll see” before walking away after Michael calls him the silent killer in that episode

Mortan Á. Mørk

2y↑2

He truly is a great information with the person in question, he would have no bias at all.

Micah Bush

2y↑10

Because Michael is totally a great source of information.

Karen

2y↑80

I think the only time I've ever felt bad for Toby was when he was opening up about having to choose his mom or dad when they were divorcing and Michael drops his lunch 💀 05:38

angel bby

2y↑3

@Brittany Flowerday the show isn’t about butterflies and sunshine. it’s about adults who can be assholes sometimes lol

Brittany Flowerday

2y↑6

Same. That was just low.

Chicken War

2y↑28

I think it's amazing how the jokes are so good that everyone likes them even though Toby isn't a hated character or something. Most viewers like Toby but still love the jokes Michael makes, even though they are clearly crossing the line

Ashlie Allen

2y↑7

Toby’s blank face while he’s getting insulted makes me sad but it’s also hilarious. He’s just used to Michael’s abuse lol.

S

2y↑68

Toby should’ve punched Michael at some point closer to him leaving to finally make up for years of torture 😂

Mr puma Vol 7.0

Michael would be happy

tigertank06

Exactly. Lol.

NarcøleptiK

2y↑45

"I have cause... It's be-causee I hate him" I love that line 🤣🤣🤣

Javaria Ahmed

2y↑5

“Who let the lemon head into the room” I love that line

rk9sbpro83

2y↑4

Michael interrupting Toby while he's saying you can't discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. by calling him a lemonhead always makes me laugh so hard. It's also 1000x funnier when you remember Michael was just saying you can only make fun of things that people can control, such as Oscar being gay (according to him), but then immediately mocks Toby's head size.

Spishy Official

2y↑12

It's amazing how they did these characters. We love Michael. Michael hates Toby. We also love Toby. 😂

Antony Mwangi

2y↑16

6:10 where micheal shoves toby's lunch was completely improvised which goes to show the genius of steve carell in owning the character

Boјan Stеvanov

2y↑7

"Who let the lemonhead into the room?",
"You are a waste of life and you should give up!" ,that killed me. I think what makes it so funny ,is Michael's delivery and timing of the lines.

Martin

2y↑30

I love Toby so much he brings life to the office

Gugloth Vikas

2y↑18

The Toby slander has no business being so satisfying when it is perfectly clear that he does not deserve it.

Joel Bbuku

2y↑16

It would've been nice if Toby just as least gave Michael ONE GOOD PUNCH. He deserved it after all this

King Oreo

2y↑4

He did teach Pam how to hit him with as much force as possible. 😂 It was an indirect way of striking back at least.

Evander Pierznik

2y↑240

I really wanted to see Toby stand up for himself at some point

Evander Pierznik

@Brian Cause I felt bad for him

Brian

Why?

Vincent Hammons

2y↑1

I was hoping toby would go strangler on everyone and take them all out

Brian Kao

2y↑1

I hate how Michael treats Toby and the way he acts. He acts like the victim but he is the villain in most of the seasons. I just want to punch him.

irwinisidro

2y↑2

Maybe not so much standing up. But during the Casino episode, Toby won money off Michael during a game, and he admits it was a good feeling.

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SJ g

2y↑8

Goodbye Toby is one of my favorite episodes lmao. It’s so fun watching Michael be that happy

batgurrl

2y↑74

Michael tries to be nice to everybody else mostly because he wants them to like or love him. He needs a target for his negativity and shoots at Toby consistently. His head exploding in Threat Level Midnight is the ultimate aggressive move😂

hashedbrowns

2y↑1

“Far and away the most expensive shot in the movie” says it all lol. Spending big bucks just to play out his aggression on the screen. That said, there are a few times I can’t stand Toby either. But Michael is extreme with it - it’s like Toby is the one person he doesn’t desire approval from.

batgurrl

@MRJ exactly

MRJ

2y↑2

Someone to let it out on

L3SSTH4NL33T

2y↑6

Michael's biggest displays of emotion were when Toby left and when Toby came back

Dilip Thakur

2y↑17

Couple of things I could never understand... Michael's blind love for Ryan and Michael's blind hate for Toby 🤣

Avery the Cuban-American

2y↑309

Michael: This is an environment of welcoming
Also Michael: kicks Toby out

There'll never be a character in a show as savage as Michael Scott

VARUN SINGH

you r really everywhere . avery . like xavier .

Typical British person

2y↑56

I really wish Holly and Pam hadn’t ruined the scene with Toby’s going away present. Toby’s reaction would have killed me

Bern

Well Pam pranking Michael into giving Toby his watch was funny and serves Michael right. Lol

Raymond Jiang

2y↑11

On the other hand it was nice to see people for once stand up for Toby and call out Michael for his pettiness

Raymond Jiang

2y↑7

I think Michael's dislike for Toby can basically be boiled down to his general dislike towards authority, especially authority that tries to steer him away from his nontraditional methods. On top of that, Toby's reserved and soft-spoken personality is completely antithetical to Michael's, making him an easier target for bullying, which Michael takes full advantage of.

Alex Crawford

2y↑3

I like how Michael pretends he’s angry about the rock “gift” for Toby yet Dwight innocently and honestly tells Michael how it was in fact Michael’s own idea.

Abraham Lincoln

2y↑8

I thought this was funny the first time I watched the show, now I can only think about how absolutely awful Michael was to Toby who did nothing to deserve this kind of abuse.

Lucas Bischoff

2y↑3

I love how Toby always just sits there and takes it with an exhausted, defeated look on his face 😂

Bernhard Albrecht Groeneveld

2y↑17

I honestly feel so sorry for Toby

Angeline Bena

Same

kkpk

2y↑3

This is the best office compilation ever 🤣🤣

JohnNiemsMusic

2y↑3

The actor who plays TOBY is always so calm with the insults as I've not seen any OUT TAKES yet of him losing it!

Katlego Moate

2y↑3

So it wasn't even an assortment of slurs; it was every single exchange with, and about him 😂

Jeff the Crusader

2y↑25

Best show ever existed.

iammakoa

2y↑67

I just thought about something

Was toby a killer and he deserved the hate, or did the hate cause him to become a killer

Tony Lee

Yes.

Ethan Lansing

2y↑3

I think he just deserved the hate because he’s Toby, killer or not

Count Interrogation

2y↑7

The first one is the most sincere one. Great acting!

Aaron

2y↑119

I had to rewind the scene like 10 times when Michael silently pushes Toby's lunch tray onto the floor, before getting up to just walk away.

It's one of funniest things I've ever seen.

Isaías Abinadí Sosa García

2y↑1

@airslug1 I agree
🤣

airslug1

2y↑1

he deserved it for asking for an extra copy of the diary pages! lol

requinremembers

2y↑6

Apparently (not sure if true), that part was improvised. You can see Toby hiding a smile too....so it probably was. :D

Aarón Aguilar

2y↑21

His hatred to TOby is as inexplicable as the love for Brian

Aarón Aguilar

@D.I.G.I.T.A.L. that one

D.I.G.I.T.A.L.

2y↑2

Ryan?

Vicki Sant'Anna

2y↑4

I love how they are holding so hard their laughs LOL

⚡D⚡ Joseph

2y↑3

I love how Toby co-wrote the "good-bye Toby" episode. I wonder if he came up with the goodbye Toby song or what his reaction was when he first heard the idea of it 🤣😂🤣

d a r l i n g J o

2y↑4

makes you feel bad for him even the writers made sure he had a sad ending despite everyone else's story leaving on a happy not lmao. Meredith got a last minute psychology degree and her alcoholism retconned as college partying but Toby just got misery 😂

AttilatheThrilla

2y↑2

“This is an environment of welcoming.. So you should just get the hell out”

🤣🤣🤣 One of the best lines

Angeline Bena

2y↑2

I have so much respect for Toby for tolerating all of this

Probably the last man on club penguin

2y↑82

Plot twist:

Michael and Toby are best friends and this is just the way they banter

Violet Rose

Michael's just always in a silly goofy mood

Xervis Lane

2y↑3

No. Just no.

Marsel De Chumavoy

2y↑6

only best friends can insult each other in public, and not get into a fight

Tomo

2y↑8

2:45 I want to give Toby a hug😂
Even though he’s been bullied by Michael, he is kind 😢

GrayWoIf

2y↑17

Toby was really a pushover because as an HR rep he really let Michael get away with ALOT.

Bern

He doesn't care about his job. He mentions it often

Shane Bond

*Ryan

Dat 1235

2y↑1

If you having a shitty day just watch clips of the office instantly cheered u up and never gets boring Steve carell is great

ryder mccall

2y↑2

Two greatest mysteries:
1. Why does Michael love Ryan?
2. Why does Michael hate Toby?

Jacob Hill

2y↑2

If this was a true to life documentary, Tobey would be a sweet, innocent victim, and Michael Scott would be the biggest douchebag ever! Lol

itzhope

2y↑2

Michael smiling as he watches Toby get his head blown off gets me everytime 💀😂

The Big Game

2y↑8

"of all the idiots in all the idiot villages" 😂😂 is my favourite one

Sush

2y↑4

That folks is real happiness as Michael sang 'Goodbye Toby'

YoTurnUpTheVolume100

2y↑1

When Pam says Michael so soft spoken and Michael trys to deny that it was his gift for Toby is just genius, one of my favorite scenes ever

Zephyr Milnes

2y↑1

When I watched the office through for the second time, Toby was my favourite character

ultraali453

2y↑1

This is always painful to watch but kind of funny how Michael overreacts to Toby.
These two could be a stand-up comedy duo

Benjamin Corre

I love the way you can see Steve Carrell trying so hard not to laugh when he's screaming because Toby came back 😄

Chief Tiger

2y↑1

I just love how he’s slowly talking to him: “why are you the way that you are, I hate, everything about you.”

Justin Lamar Carter

2y↑5

Michael is unbelievably mean to Toby! The funniest part for me is it doesn't seem to deter Toney one bit.😂😂😂😭😭😭😆😆😆

Bran

1:40 Michael's face always gets me lmao

L C

Michael instantly became an absolute genius when it comes to roasting Toby

xLordOfAnime

2y↑11

5:32 wasn't even a slur, that was just an assault.

Onyxiate

Easily my mother’s least favourite aspect of the show was Michael bullying Toby, but the way both of them keep their composure and their deliveries make it an awesome dynamic in my opinion.

vishwesh Chorghade

i mean i actually feel bad for Toby but at the same time i can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EXO VIXX CIX

2y↑7

I wish Toby was allowed retribution

Gomolemo Molete

2y↑1

Michael and Tody's interactions are the funniest 🤣 😂 😆 💀

Isabel

2y↑3

0:39 - 0:47 never gets old 😂😂😂

Ronald Beasley

2y↑1

Its funny how micheal is nice and outgoing for everyone else. he goes out his way to be someone's friend and show them that he loves them but does any and everything to hurt Toby's feelings. lol..he wasn't even this mean to the people that were mean to him. smh

Walter Garcia

“Welcome back jerky jerk face” gets me everytime 😂😂😂

Jeff206

2y↑1

Toby is probably the best HR person I have ever seen in an office. I come from a corporate background and I’d rather have Toby than 98% of the HR people I’ve met.