Father Christmas
Smash Mouth Lyrics


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When I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad

But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a steve austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy

Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
He's got lots of mouths to feed
But if youve got one, I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin
While you're drinkin down your wine

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over




We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Overall Meaning

The song "Father Christmas" by Smash Mouth is a cover of the original song by The Kinks, written by Ray Davies in 1977. In this song, the singer reminisces about his childhood when he used to believe in Santa Claus, but he knew it was really his dad who would come and put presents in his stocking. However, the last time he dressed up as Father Christmas for a department store event, he was mugged by a group of kids who demanded money instead of toys. The kids even threatened to beat him up and destroy the presents if he did not give them what they wanted. They also expressed their desire for the toys to go to the little rich boys instead of them.


The song is a commentary on the harsh realities of Christmas time, particularly for those who are less fortunate. The kids in the song represent those who come from poor backgrounds and who often do not receive the same level of generosity as their wealthier counterparts. It is also a critique of the commercialization of the holiday season and its focus on consumerism, as evidenced by the kids' desire for money over toys. The song ends on a bittersweet note, with the singer urging listeners to enjoy themselves during the holidays but also to remember those who are less fortunate.


Line by Line Meaning

When I was small I believed in santa claus
When I was a child, I believed that Santa Claus was real


Though I knew it was my dad
Even though I realized that it was actually my father who was providing the gifts


And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
During Christmas time, I would hang up my stocking in hopes of receiving presents


Open my presents and I'd be glad
I felt happy when I opened my Christmas presents


But the last time I played father christmas
The final time I pretended to be Santa Claus


I stood outside a department store
I was standing outside of a store


A gang of kids came over and mugged me
A group of children robbed me


And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They also knocked over my fake reindeer prop


They said:
The children spoke to me and said:


Father christmas, give us some money
Santa Claus, we demand that you give us money


Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We don't care about toys. Don't waste our time


Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
If you don't comply with our demands, we will harm you


We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
We want your money, so don't resist and make us angry


Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Give all the toys to wealthy children, we don't want them


Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Please do not provide my brother with a toy related to Steve Austin


Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
Do not provide my sister with a stuffed animal


We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We don't desire a puzzle or fake money


We only want the real McCoy
We only want the actual item or real money


But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
Please provide my father with employment because he is struggling


He's got lots of mouths to feed
He needs to provide for several people


But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun
However, If you can provide me with a gun, I would like to have one


So I can scare all the kids down the street
I would like to intimidate the other children in the area


Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Enjoy your Christmas celebrations


Have yourself a good time
Have a pleasant holiday season


But remember the kids who got nothin
However, please keep in mind the children that may receive nothing during Christmas


While you're drinkin down your wine
As you are enjoying your wine


We got no time for your silly toys
We do not have an interest in your gifts


Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Please provide all toys to the wealthy children




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