Sticky 4 Sale
Smoov-E Lyrics

Bring them orange zig zags
Bring the orange zig zag rolling papers

Sticky for sale in bags
I am selling high-quality weed in bags

I love big-head bills
I love large denominations for payments

An stay away from bitches with crabs
I avoid women who have sexually transmitted infections

Its the bone rippa, the hoe-sticka
I am a skilled marijuana dealer

Fuck Marry-Kim on the sac
I sell weed while fantasizing about sexual encounters with attractive women

Im also a sticky skimpa,
I am also skilled at getting the last bits from my weed stash

I make sure to fluff it up
I ensure that my weed looks inflated to fetch a higher price

So it look a little bigga,
So it looks a little bigger than usual

Play like Smoov E with the brown paypas
Act like me while rolling with brown papers

Hit me with a back wood, uh huh they good
Pass me a Backwoods cigar, they are good

I roll some cone shape and fatter then you ever could
I roll my weed in a cone shape, and it is fatter than you could ever do

Stood in the room for a minute
I waited in the room for a while

Or two untill my dick grew
I waited until I became sexually aroused

Then i said I'm out on the right route
Then, I decided to go out to sell my weed

I got sticky to sell and duties to do
I have weed to sell and other tasks to complete

What about you indoor or outdoor?
Do you prefer indoor or outdoor weed?

This marijuana mechanical
This particular strain of marijuana

Is what you need, I might evn throw some donkey
You need this type of weed, and I could add some hashish

If you name this candy
If you pay me the right amount

I'm a hydroponic hustla like Larry Flint
I am a successful weed dealer who grows my own weed like Larry Flint

A pretty face pimp with big O-Tool
I am a charming pimp who carries a big gun

Ready to fuck one hutch and ready to fuck two
Ready for sex with one or two women

Like Bob Marley said "shes a pimpers paradise
Referencing Bob Marley's description of promiscuous women

That means your partners and there partners
That means you and your friends will get laid

Gonna hit that shit tonight aint that nice?'
You will get high tonight, doesn't that sound good?

Nothin like flipped me off of my seat
Nothing is strong enough to knock me off my high

Fuck that brown rope that weak
I don't like weak weed in brown papers

I sell nuthin but the goo and
I only sell high-quality weed

Deal donkey on the late night creep
I sell hashish during the nights

Beat that cock till the bitch bleed(bitch bleed)
Have sex until the woman bleeds

Then i bounce to the spot where i got my
Then I leave for the place I bought my weed from

OZ bottle of Bombay thats what Smoov needs
I need a bottle of Bombay gin

Smokin on some purple kush
Smoking some marijuana of a particular strain

Got my dick in some bush, bustin!
I am having sex with a woman

She sprung on curl could be my girl
She is interested in dating me

Cause you were ho trustin, testicle lustin
You trusted the woman who had other motives for you

For some skank with a bank ho
Getting money from a woman who has many sexual partners

She told you i sold her the weed but
She is lying about buying weed from me

Left the fact that i got my grind on.
She didn't mention that I am a successful weed dealer

You aint a sad playa
Don't be a sad loser

During the dry I dout
During a dry period, I have my doubts

You get shaken, takin
You get scared and give up easily

Everbody smoke the brown rope and me
Everyone smokes weak weed

You must be mistakin
You are mistaken

Even in early summer I get dumber off the doje.
Even in summer, I use my time getting high

Sticky to the touch dont need as much
This weed is potent and doesn't require a large amount

Like the shit my partner Mike grows
This weed is similar to the high-quality weed grown by my friend Mike

Put it to your nose, post stickin like toast
Smell the weed, and it will stick to your fingers like butter in a toaster

But sweet like candy for take one it'll
This weed is sweeter than candy, and a single hit is strong

Get your smellin like shit and
Puts you in a disoriented state

Mixed with brandy you cant hand me
I won't accept payment in the form of brandy

The knowlege that I already know
I am already aware of certain details

Cant say your the bomb but i know your pussy tofe
I cannot verify your weed quality, but I know you're a sexual partner of importance

And the flow they back down
And the people who challenged me retreat

They think I'm a dog when I clown
They believe I am untrustworthy because I am a clown

Cause I am a dog and I roll with three hoes
Because I am a player, I am with three women

And we hustlas see straight up playas
As hustlers, we see through others' bravado

Like Tim Parker said "you can't fuck with me"
Referencing Tim Parker's quote about not being able to compete with him

E to the L to the I
Spelling of my name, Eli

Gather bomb sacs they get you extra high
Get small bags of weed that provide an extra level of high

To the dick that the bitch to the day I die
Referencing his sexual organ and its importance

Hater huntin is the way to survive
Confronting haters is the way to continue staying on top

Smoked out, light is up another sale on my digital phone
Smoked out while waiting for phone orders

These calls dont stop they wont stop
I continuously receive weed orders

These digital shit will go to dome, gone
Digital orders will not take too long

Leave you at home, stoned
I will sell you weed that will leave you high at home

Tops it off some half tint i love cuttin up them
I enjoy cutting up hash blocks to mix it with weed

Kipper plants vicious like pussy that smell
The smell of weed is similar to that of feminine odor

Text freak, gueranteed and i front you nothin
I guarantee you the best, and I trust you enough to sell upfront

I want CAD thats Cash and Delivery
I prefer getting paid in cash on delivery

So you know when you get taken
You know when you receive your delivery and pay me

I'm a feind in need of that paypa green
I am obsessed with making money from selling weed

Smoov E now says stay away fuck the dope game
Now, I advise people to stay away from the drug game and instead invest in other areas

And slang these CDs
Sell CDs instead