Naked Twister
Snowpony Lyrics


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I've never been a Christian and I always kind of liked your sister.
My heart beats backwards when I think about how much I've missed her.

I didn't get her pregnant,
My ownly crime
Was playing naked twister
Behind enemy lines.
Thats why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river.
That's why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river.

Jump jump jump in the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim.
Jum [hesitate] jump in the river,
Jump in the river I hope I swim!

I've never been able to resist her,
We rolled around on the floor.
I'm leaving through the window,
Although I came in through the door!

I didn't get her pregnant,
My only crime
Was playing naked twister
In a field of landmines.

That's why I'm running!
Thats why I'm running to the river.
That's why I'm running!
That's why i'm running to the river.

Jump, jump, jump in the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim.
Jump [hesitate] jump in the river
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!





Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Snowpony's Naked Twister tell a story of a person who has never been a Christian and has always had an attraction towards the sister of someone they know. The singer in the song has given into this temptation and has played naked twister with the sister behind enemy lines. Though the singer didn't get her pregnant, they have committed a crime of playing such a game behind enemy lines. This is why the singer is running to the river, hoping to wash away their guilt and shame.


The song also talks about how the singer has never been able to resist the sister and how they have rolled around on the floor together. The singer leaves through the window even though they came into the house through the door. The last stanza of the song talks about playing naked twister in a field of landmines. This is a metaphor for how dangerous and risky the singer's actions have been, and how they are running towards the river to escape from these risks and consequences.


Line by Line Meaning

I've never been a Christian and I always kind of liked your sister.
I have never followed Christianity and have always had a fondness for your sister.


My heart beats backwards when I think about how much I've missed her.
My heart aches with regret for missing out on her presence in my life.


I didn't get her pregnant, My ownly crime Was playing naked twister Behind enemy lines.
I did not impregnate her, my only mistake was playing Naked Twister in a dangerous place.


Thats why I'm running! That's why I'm running to the river.
I am fleeing for my safety and seeking refuge near the river.


Jump jump jump in the river! Jump in the river and learn to swim.
I am urging myself to jump into the river to save myself and learn to swim.


Jum [hesitate] jump in the river, Jump in the river I hope I swim!
Despite my hesitation, I must jump in the river and hope to swim to safety.


I've never been able to resist her, We rolled around on the floor.
I have always been unable to resist her, we indulged in intimacy on the floor.


I'm leaving through the window, Although I came in through the door!
I am sneaking out through the window despite entering through the door.


I didn't get her pregnant, My only crime Was playing naked twister In a field of landmines.
I did not impregnate her, my only mistake was playing Naked Twister in a dangerous field of landmines.


That's why I'm running! Thats why I'm running to the river.
I am still running for safety and making my way towards the river.


Jump, jump, jump in the river! Jump in the river and learn to swim.
I am urging and motivating myself to jump in the river for safety and to learn how to swim.


Jump [hesitate] jump in the river Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
Although feeling hesitant, I must proceed and jump in the river and hope to swim to safety.


Jump in the river, I hope I swim! Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
I repeat to myself that I must jump in the river and hope to swim to safety.




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