Blame Canada
South Park Lyrics

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
Our children have become more disobedient and profane than ever before.

They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Our children refuse to listen to us and only care about being vulgar and releasing flatulence.

Should we blame the government?
Perhaps the government is responsible for the decline in our children's behavior.

Or blame society?
Maybe it's society's fault our children are acting this way.

Or should we blame the images on TV?
Could the media be to blame for our children's profanity and disobedience?

No! Blame Canada
We should hold Canada responsible.

With all their beady little eyes
Canadians are untrustworthy and always watching with their small eyes.

And flappin' heads so full of lies
Canadians are deceitful and can't be trusted, hence their heads flap when they talk.

We need to form a full assault
We must take aggressive action against Canada.

It's Canadas fault!
Canada is to blame for everything that is wrong with our children.

Don't blame me for my son Stan
I am not responsible for my son's behavior.

He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
He watched a cartoon and has become involved with a racist organization.

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
My son used to admire and respect me.

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
My son is now disrespectful and hostile towards me.

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since the emergence of Canada, nothing seems to be working properly.

Blame Canada!
Canada is responsible for everything that is going wrong.

They're not even a real country, anyway
Canada is not even a legitimate nation.

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
My son had great potential to become successful and prosperous.

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
My son's life ended in a tragic and horrific way.

Should we blame the matches?
Perhaps the matches were to blame for my son's death.

Should we blame the fire?
Maybe the fire was responsible for my son's demise.

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Were the doctors responsible for my son's death?

Heck no!
But Canada definitely deserves the blame!

With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Hockey is a meaningless and nonsensical sport, typical of Canadians.

And that bitch Anne Murray too
Anne Murray is an annoying and unpleasant Canadian.

Shame on Canada
Canada should feel ashamed of its actions.

The smut we must stop
We must eradicate anything that is considered obscene.

The trash we must smash
We must get rid of anything that is considered low quality or unimportant.

Laughter and fun
We must not allow people to enjoy themselves too much.

Must all be undone
We must ruin any joyful or fun-filled activity.

We must blame them and cause a fuss
We must hold someone responsible and make a big deal about it.

Before someone thinks of blaming us!
We must pin the blame on someone else before anyone considers blaming us.