Wiggy
South Park Mexican Lyrics

Hold up on the double, these boys want trouble
Be cautious as there may be danger ahead

They call me Flintstone and my homie's born Rubble
Nicknames representing our sturdy and tough nature

Rebel, Devil, chase em' through the ghetto
We are rebellious and fearless, and will pursue our enemies through the dangerous streets

Break these motherfuckers off with just one dedo
We will defeat our enemies with just one finger, a sign of our strength and power

Metal bracelets, facin' worse incarceration
We face a potential life in prison, a punishment worse than death

Aim for the dome gotta keep my concentration
Our focus is sharp as we aim for the head, the most vulnerable part of our enemies

Since elementary, it was destined for me, To see the penitentiary
Ever since we were young, it was our fate to end up in jail

Late Friday, or was it Early Saturday?
The exact date and time of our crime is uncertain

I hit him with the shotty that I bought from the academy
We used a firearm, which we obtained through legal means, to harm our enemy

Duck for cover, you marked motherfucking
Our target should beware and take cover or risk getting hit

Didn't Mama say not to play with niggas from the gutta?
Our mother warned us not to associate with those from low-income neighborhoods

I smell undercovers, I die with my brothers
We can sense when undercover cops are present and would rather die together than betray each other

And when I'm on the mic I represent all colors
As an artist, I am for all people regardless of their race or background

Last summer, I escaped from an asylum
I broke free from a mental institution, but the reason remains unknown

No matter where you at, do you represent your city?
Do you take pride in and represent your hometown no matter where you are?

(wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy)
Repeating a word or phrase for emphasis or as a form of expression

Do you take fools out like the homie Frank Nitty?
Do you eliminate your enemies like the notorious gangster Frank Nitty did?

Did your crib get raided by this little piggy?
Did the police search your home and seize your possessions?

Have you ever whooped a nigga til' he really look silly?
Have you ever beaten someone up to the point where they were humiliated?

I suck the blood like mosquito, facin' Judge Ito
I am voracious and unrelenting like a mosquito and am willing to face the consequences

Joint in my mouth, lookin' big as a burrito
I smoke marijuana and the size of my joint is comparable to a burrito

Turnin' ten into twenty, twenty into forty
I am a successful drug dealer who can multiply money rapidly

Forty into eighty, everything is gravy
Money comes easily to me and I have no problems

Why don't you play me in your deck-uh, Microphone Checker
Listen to me on your music player or stereo, as I am a talented rapper

Quick to grab a chicken head and clutch by the neck-uh
I am swift to catch a woman and assert my dominance

Double decker, hoes on my Woody Woodpecker
I am sexually active and have many women on my side

Niggas call me Grind say that I'm a home wrecker
People refer to me as Grind because I am destructive to relationships

Beretta under my Raider sweater
I am carrying a gun concealed under my sweater

Fuck a fine loca by the name of Jueta
I have no regard for the well-being of a woman I had sex with named Jueta

Stackin' mo chedda, then speedy Gonzales
I am accumulating wealth quickly and have speed like the cartoon character Speedy Gonzales

Smoother than the head of Mister Telly Sevalas
I am slick and smooth like the bald head of actor Telly Sevalas

Tu sabes haciendo jales, movin' llaves
I know how to do criminal activities and move drugs

Order two tacos with the beans and nopales
I am ordering food from a Mexican restaurant

dont blame us, just because I'm famous
Don't criticize us just because we are popular

And got my middle finger up your Baby Mama anus, BITCH!
I am flipping someone off and insulting them in a vulgar way

Do you raise Ben Davis or do you sag Dickies?
Do you wear Ben Davis clothing or wear your pants low like Dickies?

Does your bitch got your name tattooed on her titty?
Does your girlfriend have your name tattooed on her breast?

Do you bump Tupac or do you bump Biggie?
Do you listen to Tupac Shakur or Notorious B.I.G.?

Do you sleep with your wife or with a nine milli?
Do you spend more time with your gun than with your spouse?

I got sacks for sale in the land of Hell
I am selling drugs in a dangerous part of town

My enemies don't even get a chance to yell
I eliminate my opponents before they can even react

In the black seville, with my man Miguel
Riding in my Cadillac Seville with my friend Miguel

Little beings wanna put my fuckin' ass in jail
The authorities want to imprison me but I refuse to let that happen

Stack my mail, where the bastards dwell
Accumulate my money in the places where the worst criminals live

Puffin' on Jane cause that's my girl
I am smoking marijuana which I refer to as Jane

Never brag or tell, but I blast'em well
I never boast about my abilities but I am skilled at shooting people

I shoot more shots than Sam Cassell
I am better at shooting than well-known NBA player Sam Cassell

Well, pick the chosen and form an alliance
Choose the best people and work together as a team

Move in silence we got the loyal clients
We operate quietly and discreetly and have reliable customers

Corporate giants, with street science
We are powerful and influential but still operate with street smarts

Cookin' dope on a kitchen appliance
We are making drugs in a common household setting

Don't try it, if you can't keep quiet
Don't become involved if you cannot keep it secret

I put seventeen bullets in your diet
I am able to shoot someone multiple times, possibly killing them

Layin' in a puddle cause you hoes wanna rumble
Lying dead in a puddle due to a fight started by women

SPM like Tarzan, King of the jungle
Referring to self as the dominant force, like Tarzan

Do you got 5 screens in your '86 Rivi?
Do you have five screens in your 1986 Buick Riviera?

Do you flip Snow White quick, fast, in a jiffy?
Do you make quick drug deals with cocaine known as Snow White?

When you buy new tennies do you spend one fifty?
Do you spend $150 on new sneakers?

Do you smoke Swisher Sweets or do you smoke Phillies?
Do you prefer Swisher Sweets or Phillies brand cigars to roll cannabis?

Have you ever bought a TV from Dope Fiend Willie?
Have you ever bought a stolen TV from someone named Dope Fiend Willie?

Do you sip Cognac or do you sip Remy?
Do you prefer Cognac or Remy Martin brandy?

Have you ever slapped a bitch for givin' you a big hickey?
Have you ever hit a woman because she gave you a large love bite?

Do you get shit crunk or do you get jiggy?
Do you party hard or dance enthusiastically?

Will you still be fuckin' when you way past sixty?
Will you still have sex when you are older than sixty years old?

Could I hide in your house if the cops is tryin' to get me?
Would you allow me to hide in your home if the police were after me?

Would you fuck a thick bitch even though she wasn't pretty?
Would you have sex with a curvy woman who wasn't conventionally attractive?

If I was doin' bad would you smoke a blunt with me?
If I was going through a tough time, would you smoke marijuana with me as a form of comfort?

Are you a young city slicker or a country hillbilly?
Are you a person who's been raised in an urban or rural setting?

Do you like Fonzarelli or Lenny and Squiggy?
Do you prefer the character Fonzie or Lenny and Squiggy from the TV show Happy Days?

When you wake up on a Sunday do you feel shitty?
Do you feel terrible when you wake up on a Sunday morning?

Do you pass on the ass if you don't got a Jimmy?
Do you abstain from sex if you don't have a condom?

Just to fuck a fine bitch would you eat out the kitty?
Would you perform oral sex on a woman just to have sex with her?

Have you been with two hoes that wasn't strictly dickly?
Have you had sexual experiences with bisexual women?

Do you hit anything or are you really picky?
Are you indiscriminate when it comes to sexual partners or are you selective?

Would you suck my dick if I said
Asking a vulgar question, possibly rhetorical