Who Don't Like Kids
Sparks Lyrics


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Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids

You got a cigar, here's a couple more
Because the offspring are springing through swinging doors
Into a world of "ain't he cute,
He looks a lot like his father"

And Here comes another
Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable,
The little Proof that I'm more than a mineral,
The little Proof that I'm just like the next guy,
Whoever he may be

Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

And your bit and my bit'll do their dance
To body rumblings And tumblings and rote romance
And all the while I'm thinking,
Deeply thinking, hey what's it gonna be Sod or celebrity

(Boy or girl)
(Boy or girl)
Oh well its off to work
And so long baby, kiss him goodbye for me

Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids

There's more in the wings shall we bring them on or
Shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morn and
Recite sweet nothings (sweet, nothings)
In everybodys ear

Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids

Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids
Who don't like kids





Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Sparks' song "Who Don't Like Kids" celebrate the joy of parenthood and the love that parents have for their children. The recurring hook of the song is "Who don't like kids," which serves as a rhetorical device to highlight the sheer irrationality of anyone not liking children. The opening verse sets the tone for the rest of the song, as the singer hands out cigars to celebrate the arrival of newborns into the world. The singer revels in the cuteness of the babies, and the fact that they resemble their fathers, as he notes that they are not just "vegetables" or "minerals," but rather living proof that he is "more than a mineral."


The second verse of the song continues the theme of parenting, as the singer watches his children grow up and become independent. He notes that they will "ensure [he's] always around" and that they are "living proof" of his own soundness as a person. The bridge of the song is more introspective and philosophical, as the singer reflects on the passing of time and the inevitability of death. He wonders whether he will be remembered as a "Sod or celebrity" and whether his legacy will be his children.


Overall, "Who Don't Like Kids" is a loving tribute to parenthood and the joys of raising a family. The song celebrates the innocence and purity of children, as well as the enduring bonds between parents and their offspring.


Line by Line Meaning

Who don't like kids, who don't like kids
Isn't it universally acknowledged that everyone likes children?


You got a cigar, here's a couple more
Here, have some cigars to celebrate the multitude of children in the world.


Because the offspring are springing through swinging doors
Children are entering the world with enthusiasm and energy, like they are running through swinging doors.


Into a world of "ain't he cute, He looks a lot like his father"
Everyone admires the children and comments on their resemblance to their fathers, which they find cute.


And Here comes another
Every moment brings the possibility of another child coming into the world.


Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable, The little Proof that I'm more than a mineral, The little Proof that I'm just like the next guy, Whoever he may be
Children are a reminder that I'm alive and not just a non-feeling plant or unfeeling rock. They also show that I have commonalities with everyone else.


Crawl, walk, running around Living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around
Watching children grow and develop shows that I am still healthy and functional, and they will make sure I am present in their lives.


And your bit and my bit'll do their dance To body rumblings And tumblings and rote romance And all the while I'm thinking, Deeply thinking, hey what's it gonna be Sod or celebrity
We will create children together, and they will go through the physical and emotional journey of life, while I wonder about whether we should prioritize hard work or fame.


Oh well its off to work And so long baby, kiss him goodbye for me
Even though I have to work, I'm still thinking about and saying goodbye to our child.


There's more in the wings shall we bring them on or Shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morn and Recite sweet nothings (sweet, nothings) In everybodys ear
Shall we have more children, or shall we just enjoy talking to each other and whispering sweet nothings all night long?




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Written by: RONALD D MAEL

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