I Got It Made
Special Ed Lyrics

I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
I am the best, most respected artist among my peers.

I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin' so that you know And understand I got the gift of speech And it's a blessing So listen to the lesson I preach
I may not be of Puerto Rican descent, but my ability to speak is a gift. So, listen to the knowledge I impart.

I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome
I express meaningful ideas in the form of poetry, and I have a vast range of knowledge.

I'm kinda young, but my tongue speaks maturity I'm not a child, I don't need nothin' for security
Despite my age, I speak and act with maturity, and I don't require anything to feel secure.

I get paid when my record is played, to put it short I got it made
I make money from my music, and I live a comfortable life.

I'm outspoken My language is broken into a slang But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang
I am not afraid to speak my mind, and I use slang as a language of my own choosing.

I play it cool, 'cause coolin' is all that I'm about Just foolin' with the girlies, yes, I'm bustin' it out
I maintain a calm demeanor, and I love to flirt with girls.

I'm creatively superior, yo, I never lose I never lost 'cause I'm the boss I never will 'cause I'm still The champion, chief one, won't lose until I choose Which I won't 'cause I don't retreat
I am an extremely talented artist, and I never back down from competition. I always come out on top because I refuse to retreat.

I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street You're invitin' me, a titan to a battle, why? I don't need your respect 'cause I Got it made
I am confident in my abilities, and I will easily defeat any challenger who tries to battle me. I don't require the respect of others because I am already successful.

I'm talented, yes, I'm gifted Never boosted, never shoplifted I got the cash, but money ain't nothin'
I am a naturally talented artist who has never had to steal or cheat to achieve success. While I have plenty of money, it doesn't mean anything to me.

Make a million dollars every record that I cut and My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star Ever other month I get a brand new car Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more
I make a lot of money from my music and am highly popular. I have plenty of cars, but I am always looking to achieve more success.

Kinda fond of Honda scooters, got 74 I got the riches to fulfill my needs Got land in the sand of the West Indies Even got a little island of my very own I got a frog, a dog with a solid gold bone An accountant to account the amount I spent
I enjoy my Honda scooters, and I have a lot of material wealth. I even own land and have a personal island. I have expensive possessions and someone to manage my finances.

Got a treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percent Got gear I wear for everyday Boutiques from France to the U.S.A.
I own a percentage of land in Tahiti, and I have a lot of expensive clothes. I shop in high-end stores around the world.

And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent So it really doesn't matter, how much I spent, because, yo I make fresh rhymes, daily You burn me, really? Think, just blink and I made a million rhymes Just imagine if you blinked a million times Damn, I'd be paid
I make all of my money from writing lyrics, and I am good at it. I generate many new lyrics constantly. No amount of money can substitute for my talent, and even if I were to be challenged, I could produce rhymes at a rapid pace.

I'm kinda spoiled 'Cause everything I want I got made I wanted gear, got everything from cotton to suede I wanted lead, I didn't beg I just got laid My hair was growin' too long so I got me a fade
I am used to getting what I want without having to work hard for it. I have clothing made of all different materials and have never had to beg for anything. I even cut my hair when I want a change.

And when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
Even my household chores are taken care of, and I always find a way to stay cool in hot weather. I am intelligent and have achieved a high level of success. I pray for world peace.

Some kids across town thought I was afraid They couldn't harm me I got the army brigade
Some kids thought I was scared, but they couldn't do me any harm because I have an army behind me.

I'm not a trader If what you got is greater I'll trade But maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato and alligator soufflé
I am loyal and don't easily trade my possessions. However, I might be willing to do so later on. I am enjoying a fancy meal at the moment.

I got it made
I live a comfortable, successful life.