Ladies Who Lunch
Stephen Sondheim Lyrics


I'd like to propose a toast

Here's to the ladies who lunch...
Everybody laugh
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch
On their own behalf
Off to the gym
Then to a fitting
Claiming they're fat
And looking grim
'Cause they've been sitting
Choosing a hat-

Does anyone still wear a hat?

I'll drink to that

And here's to the girls who play smart-
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art
Wishing it would pass
Another long exhausting day
Another thousand dollars
A matinee, a Pinter play
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's-
I'll drink to that

And one for Mahler

Here's to the girls who play wife-
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching a copy of LIFE
Just to keep in touch

The ones who follow the rules
And meet themselves at the schools
Too busy to know that they're fools-
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them
Let's all drink to them!

And here's to the girls who just watch-
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch
Plus a little jest
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger-
Aaaahh-I'll drink to that
So here's to the girls on the go-
Everybody tries
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know:
Everybody dies
A toast to that invincible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch-
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch!
Everybody rise! Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
Rise!

Larry, I would like a cigarette


Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.



Written by: Stephen Sondheim

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@someoneelsewhere9519

Here's to the ladies who lunch—

Everybody laugh.

Lounging in their caftans

And planning a brunch

On their own behalf.

Off to the gym,

Then to a fitting,

Claiming they're fat.

And looking grim,

'Cause they've been sitting

Choosing a hat.

Does anyone still wear a hat?

I'll drink to that.

And here's to the girls who stay smart—

Aren't they a gas?

Rushing to their classes

In optical art,

Wishing it would pass.

Another long exhausting day,

Another thousand dollars,

A matinee, a Pinter play,

Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.

I'll drink to that.

And one for Mahler!

And here's to the girls who play wife—

Aren't they too much?

Keeping house but clutching

A copy of LIFE,

Just to keep in touch.

The ones who follow the rules,

And meet themselves at the schools,

Too busy to know that they're fools.

Aren't they a gem?

I'll drink to them!

Let's all drink to them!

And here's to the girls who just watch—

Aren't they the best?

When they get depressed,

It's a bottle of Scotch,

Plus a little jest.

Another chance to disapprove,

Another brilliant zinger,

Another reason not to move,

Another vodka stinger.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

I'll drink to that.

So here's to the girls on the go—

Everybody tries.

Look into their eyes,

And you'll see what they know:

Everybody dies.

A toast to that invincible bunch,

The dinosaurs surviving the crunch.

Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch--

Everybody rise!

Rise!

Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!

Rise!



All comments from YouTube:

@Tytytytyty1776

Patti said in an interview that this was the only time she was ever nervous performing. And when Elaine embraced her at the end, she nearly was brought to tears.

@s_tomlin

the fact that you genuinely can't tell at all is mindblowing

@fedejr93

She doesn't seem nervous at all. When she steps to the front of the stage with that little grin saying "I'd like to propose a toast" it seems more like she knows she's going to slay that performance. Wonderful

@GaryMorin

@@fedejr93 and she does indeed slay it !

@Gamalielslay

Damn I wanna be nervous like her

@ar_t_lo

Elaine seemed more emotional than she was

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@tracyroweauthor

career goals: singing Elaine Stritch's signature song in front of her and having her jump up at the end, grab you and tell you she's so proud of you.

@leslieivarson

agreed! full circle and pure magic.

@Saxshoe

"You've always been a disappointment, Jackie"

@holdyourhats

If Patti keeps a diary what do you think she wrote about that moment??

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