My Heart Will Go On
Steve Travis & The Mersea Island Crew Lyrics

TIME FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION!
It's time for the most interesting part!

THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!
We have to share this story.

TIME FOR A CHAIN REACTION!
Let's start a series of related events!

IT NEVER GETS OLD!
It never gets boring!

SOME BOTS GET SATISFACTION BREAKING THE MOLD!
Some bots like to do something new and different!

SOME BOTS ARE JUST DISTRACTIONS!
Some bots are only there to divert attention!

SOME BOTS ARE JUST GOLD!
Some bots are really valuable!

Mwuhahahahaha!
An evil laugh.

I'm not the bad guy. I'm just a bit surprising.
I'm not the one to blame for what's happening, I'm just putting on a show.

It's not worth losing sleep. It's not worth analyzing.
Don't worry too much or overthink it, it's not a big deal.

There was a time not so long ago at all... I was just like you... Can you hear my call?
I used to be in your place, can you relate to me?

Now I'm poppin' in Over here! Over there! I'll be checking in. But you'll never be aware.
I'll show up in different places, but you won't notice me.

In the beginning, I kept a keen eye on the state of affairs with the new guy!
At first, I was watching what was going on with the new character.

Now I got a new gig. (Let me know if you dig.) Ain't going home. So, I better go big.
I have a new job, and I'm not leaving soon. Let me know if you're enjoying it. I'll do my best.

Just gotta glance at cam 2B. Then you get a little surprise... "IT'S ME!"
If you check camera 2B, you'll see me there, and it may surprise you.

You may say that I'm breaking your mind... In my opinion, you're much too kind!
You may think I'm causing you trouble, but I think you're too good and not suspicious enough.

You did a good job. Watching those little screens. It warms my servos and circuits to hear some fresh screams. But don't get me wrong. You were very brave. When faced with friendly singing animals, you never caved!
You did a great job watching the screens, and I enjoy hearing you scream. But don't forget that you were brave too. You didn't let the friendly animals scare you.

I'm finished training. Done explaining. No more facts are left remaining. Now you know the gist of it. You're a perfect fit! I don't wanna hear no more complaining!
I'm done teaching you, and you know enough. You're a perfect match for what we need, so no more complaining.

I'm passing down this golden opportunity. Eternal scrapyard immunity! Take it with pride! And enjoy the ride! You'll forever be a part of this community!
I'm offering you a great opportunity to be part of our community, without worrying about going to the scrapyard.

YOU ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION! YOUR STORY MUST BE TOLD! YOU ARE A CHAIN REACTION! THAT NEVER GETS OLD! SOME BOTS GET SATISFACTION BREAKING THE MOLD! SOME BOTS ARE JUST DISTRACTIONS! SOME BOTS ARE JUST GOLD!
You are the most interesting part, and your story needs to be shared. You'll create a series of related events that never get boring. Some bots like to do something new and different, while others are just there to distract or are valuable.

You may say that it's all in your mind... (It's all in your mind!) But in the end, I think that you will find...
You may think that it's not real, but I believe you'll see eventually...