Crazy Titch
Stormzy Lyrics

Yo
Stormzy greets someone he knows

Yo, gang
Stormzy greets a group of people

Yes, my brother
Stormzy agrees with something his friend said

You still don't sound sure
Stormzy challenges his friend about his lack of confidence in something

Nah, nah, I'm in the booth right now, right now I'm in here right now
Stormzy is currently recording music and not available to do something else

Alright, let's start then Alright look, let's just get one thing clear, I don't fuck about
Stormzy is serious about what he wants to say and wants everyone to know it

I am the certi' one I am the one that they call 'Gangster of Grime' I don't like it but I don't mind it
Stormzy is respected and known in the music genre of Grime as a gangster type of artist.

But I need everyone to know, and I'm not just talking about the hood, I ain't just talking about the basics I'm talking about the whole island of this country Needs to understand what is about to happen
Stormzy wants everyone from across the UK to realize how important he is, and how he is changing the music scene in the country.

If you put all bias aside, Stormzy has to be Neo, he has to be So therefore that makes me Morpheus so I'm telling the council right now
Using a reference to the movie ‘Matrix’, Stormzy explains that he is the one who is changing music and his friend is the one who is supporting him in his mission.

This kid, no joke, you can hate him all you want This kid has to be seeing the game in zeros and ones Like, it's not normal, it's not normal
Stormzy is recognized as an unusual talent and is changing the music scene.

So hashtag 'merky', hashtag 'problem', (mad bro) hashtag 'wickedskengman'
Stormzy likes when people use specific hashtags to reference him.

You see anyone from my era of Grime, need to recognize That if you cannot fathom that this guy's about to take it From a second rate genre to a first rate genre
Stormzy is changing the music industry, specifically the genre of Grime, and is soon to be at the top of the industry.

Mr. Smith is nearly obsolete We don't need those label ones again (word, word) We can actually just shot it ourselves and cut through So everyone needs to understand that when I'm telling you, and I'm certi'
Stormzy doesn’t need music labels to produce and sell music; he can do it himself without assistance.

These people all say the same thing 'We don't really even know what Grime is but we know who Stormzy is'
People may not know what Grime is but they know who Stormzy is.

Shut up, that's a lie, you ain't You know them ones right there It just means you're a hater No real talk, it just means you're a hater
If someone claims they are too gangster to listen to Stormzy, they are lying and are just hating on his success.

You know like, that's what it is, this is my opinion and it is my opinion I don't care what no one says Real talk, those old guys that don't wanna bring him in Whatever man, fuck yourself man, you know like real talk
Stormzy doesn’t care what anyone else thinks and is confident in his own abilities. He addresses naysayers and remains unbothered by their opinions.

Get a Coke and a smile man, seriously Don't play them man there no mind, brudda All them other side crap guys better just shut their mouth
Stormzy tells someone to relax and ignore those who try to bring him down. He advises people to not listen to the critics.

Fucking Crazy Titch, my brother Oi listen, hahaha oi, what
Stormzy and Crazy Titch are close friends and this is just friendly banter between them.