Their 1992 album Casual Sex in the Cineplex contained much of their best material, including Stupid Kid, You Talk Too Much and the perennial student-night favourite Where's Me Jumper?, but many amazing b-sides were great too: Turnip Fish, Armitage Shanks & Riot at the sheepdog trials
The live performance was the stuff of legend: usually playing to small, packed venues, the Sultans' frontman Niall O'Flaherty would unleash the anarchic Sultans of Ping sound whilst strutting, leaping and diving around and sometimes off the stage. The very literal "dance routine" which accompanied Wake Up And Scratch Me managed to keep the crowd entertained if a little unnerved by the blood loss.
Their name was later changed to simply "Sultans of Ping" for the second album Teenage Drug.
For the third album, Good Year For Trouble they became The Sultans.
They disbanded in 1996 but then started playing again in 2005. The current line-up includes Niall O'Flaherty, Morty McCarthy, Pat O'Connell, Sam Steiger (ex Golden Horde) and Ian Olney (ex Power of Dreams)
They released a single in 2007 called Girlwatching.
They continue to play to packed out audiences.
Do Re Mi
Sultans Of Ping F.C. Lyrics
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你的嘴唇在我背後
遊走
剩下夢中的你
九吋鳩
塞爆我個口
先至夠皮
又憶起
閪水流滿地
只想留住你
至死不渝
這身體歸順你
紅雨下
捉緊你的雙手
閉眼深喉 十指緊扣
要幫你舐閪我並唔係做唔到
我碌鳩咁大點會唔撚夠做
我鍾意瞓低
乜撚都唔做叫你騎想來
除眼鏡睇對波搖蕩有點朦朧美
你塊閪有啲鹹魚味
Oh no
鼻塞
Oh shit
照奶
Oh fuck
來m
我屌
照切
不夠愛救不了三吋鳩
放手
發瘋似畜生求你別走
三吋鳩好撚戇鳩世界好撚荒謬
戇鳩是我
我屌你個口uh uh uh屌你條女個臭口
你扯盡得咁多
陰公囉
仲插錯我個囉
空位剩好多
我
看透了
愛錯你
折墮
你
放棄我
搵第二個
八婆
我
看透了
愛錯你
折墮
你
放棄我
搵第二個
八婆
一鳩扑濕你
攞啲血液打飛機
揸爛你對波
插爆你個囉
一鳩扑濕你
攞啲血液打飛機
揸爛你對波
插爆你個囉
生前未飽
附在三吋鳩陰魂不散
靜待某夜
巨鳩再臨
The lyrics of Sultans Of Ping F.C.'s song "Do Re Mi" are in Cantonese and contain explicit and provocative language. The lyrics express strong emotions and depict a tumultuous relationship characterized by betrayal, desperation, and a sense of being lost. The singer describes their partner's deceptive and malicious behavior, expressing their desire to hold onto them at all costs, even at the expense of their own dignity. The imagery used throughout the song is raw and confrontational, reflecting the intensity of the singer's emotions.
The lyrics also touch upon themes of self-degradation and self-destructive behavior. The singer implies that they are willing to do anything to please their partner, highlighting a sense of desperation and reliance on the relationship. However, they also express a growing awareness of the toxic nature of the relationship and the need to let go, as reflected in the lines, "放手，發瘋似畜生求你別走" (Let go, going crazy like an animal, begging you not to leave).
Line by Line Meaning
顫抖
Trembling
你的嘴唇在我背後
Your lips behind my back
遊走
Roaming
剩下夢中的你
Left with the you in dreams
九吋鳩
Nine-inch pigeon
塞爆我個口
Stuffing my mouth full
先至夠皮
Only then enough skin
又憶起
Remembering again
你的卑鄙
Your despicable acts
閪水流滿地
Vaginal fluid flowing all over the floor
只想留住你
Only wanting to keep you
至死不渝
Until death, unwavering
這身體歸順你
This body belongs to you
紅雨下
Red rain falls
捉緊你的雙手
Holding tight to your hands
閉眼深喉 十指緊扣
Closing eyes, deep throat, fingers tightly locked
要幫你舐閪我並唔係做唔到
To help you lick your vagina, I can do it
我碌鳩咁大點會唔撚夠做
How can I not be capable when I'm so experienced
我鍾意瞓低
I like to sleep
乜撚都唔做叫你騎想來
I'm willing to do anything for you
除眼鏡睇對波搖蕩有點朦朧美
Without glasses, seeing breasts swaying is a bit blurry but beautiful
你塊閪有啲鹹魚味
Your vagina has a bit of a salty fishy smell
Oh no
Oh no
鼻塞
Blocked nose
Oh shit
Oh shit
照奶
Milking
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
來m
Come on
我屌
I fuck
照切
Cutting
不夠愛救不了三吋鳩
Not enough love cannot save a three-inch pigeon
放手
Let go
發瘋似畜生求你別走
Going crazy like a beast, begging you not to leave
三吋鳩好撚戇鳩世界好撚荒謬
Three-inch pigeon is so stupid, the world is so ridiculous
戇鳩是我
Stupid pigeon is me
我屌你個口 uh uh uh 屌你條女個臭口
I fuck your mouth, uh uh uh, fuck the smelly mouth of your girl
你扯盡得咁多
You talk so much nonsense
陰公囉
Vulva boy
仲插錯我個囉
Still inserting into the wrong place
空位剩好多
There are still many empty spaces
我
I
看透了
Seeing through
愛錯你
Loving you wrong
折墮
Collapsing
你
You
放棄我
Abandoning me
搵第二個
Finding someone else
八婆
Bitch
一鳩扑濕你
One pigeon to wet you
攞啲血液打飛機
Taking some blood to masturbate
揸爛你對波
Squeezing your breasts
插爆你個囉
Fucking your asshole
生前未飽
Not satisfied in life
附在三吋鳩陰魂不散
Attached to the three-inch pigeon's lingering soul
靜待某夜
Quietly awaiting a certain night
巨鳩再臨
The giant pigeon will return
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: P.R.O.J.E.C.T. 9, Mohammed Khan, Pat Fan Yu
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@chaserobertson
My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the public park
He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
@thornequest
.My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park
He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
@frenokomeio_7851
My, brother, knows, Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park
He said 'What do you think about my manifesto?
'I like a manifesto, put it to the test-o.'
Took it straight down to meet the anarchist's party
I met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
He said 'I know a little latin man a cus man a kai'
I said 'I don't know what it means' he said 'neither do I'
Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumber
Wait a minute, where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumber
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Oh no
Dancing at the disco, go, go, go
Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing at the disco, go, go, go
Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool, and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itches
Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother, will be so, so angry
And my brother, will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend, will be so, so angry
And my dog, will be so, so angry
Cos I was dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Oh not!
@facubrizuela
I actually asked Google where my sweater was, and this popped up. This might be the greatest accident of my life.
@mickey4125
That is the best thing I've heard all year! Friend, you just made my Friday!
@eointrill4858
Lost many jumpers in the night clubs 25yrs+when this song came about brillant times thank god for penneys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gentillygirl545
Brilliant! I just got turned on to the series Moone Boy because I love Chris O'Dowd and this was it's theme song. I love it.
@GothicKittyMadness
the actual fuck is a sweater?
@JohnMoseley
@Z Buckz It's a grower.
@carpypark
I liked the bit when he talked about misplacing his favourite sweater.
@Joseph-mf3yi
Steve Garrod I prefer where he wonders where his piece of wearable fabric went
@smackedinthejaw
Of course, also when the narrator told us about the conversation between a member of his family and a well known 19th century socialist revolutionary
@Makethemhearragtime
I was the hundredth like ! Heard it on the Radio this morning.