Swallowing Shit was possibly one of the most extreme musical projects ever … Read Full Bio ↴Swallowing Shit was possibly one of the most extreme musical projects ever to come out of the prairie wasteland known as Winnipeg - unrelenting and hideous, their particular brand of political grindcore remains in a league of its own.

Swallowing Shit's last show occurred June, 1997, at the West End Cultural Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Picketed and stormed by nearly 300 Christians angered by their smash radio hit "Pro-Abortion, Anti-Christ", the show signaled the end of an era in Winnipeg, as the band were subsequently banned from public performance by city council, citing an obscure and hitherto unenforced 103-year old civic ordinance criminalizing challenges to the authority of the Church within city limits.

Many of the ever-changing membership are still active in the Winnipeg music scene. Todd (guitar) plays bass for Propagandhi, Mike (vocals) sings for Putrescence and books shows in Winnipeg, Jahmeel (bass) is now based out of Vancouver and plays bass in numerous projects including the Black Halos and Cory (drums) is currently playing in a black metal project with other former members of Malefaction in Of Human Bondage.

Nazis Muertos
Swallowing Shit Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Nazis Muertos' by these artists:

Gambas kon fimosis Nazis muertos, nazis muertos, nazis muertos, nazis muertos, …

We have lyrics for these tracks by Swallowing Shit:

A Dying Hope for a Gender Exclusive Scene I no longer wish to hurt, i'm putting my weapons…
Burn Winnipeg to the Fucking Ground Taught to fear, told to blame, open your eyes, we're…
Christian Metal = Nazi Reggae Fuckin' sack of shit, you don't fucking get it. you…
I Heard Songs About Animal Rights Aren't Cool Anymore All living creatures deserve to live their lives without bei…
If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport we greeted you with smiles, you greeted us with lies. we…
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport we greeted you with smiles, you greeted us with lies. we…

If They Hated Me They Will Hate You Annihilation of a culture. Murder and theft of land. A con…
Lyrics That May Offend the Honkys Bloodthirsty thugs trained to serve the rich protected by gu…
Overcome By... From high on the godly throne of your conservative morality,…
Pro-abortion Anti-christ Reproductive freedom: a womyn′s right A) to live free from t…
Pro-Abortion, Anti-Christ reproductive freedom: a womyn's right a) to live free from t…
Riel Tears engulfed him even as the sun, stepping free of…
Ruins Rotting hatred in the face of progress. your remains ember…

Scathe I wish for your misery to strangle you to death.…

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Comments from YouTube:

TeamFourStar

7y↑2.3K

Please support the official release! ➤ http://bit.ly/TFSFuniNow http://bit.ly/TFSFuniStore

NoisyBoy

7y↑35

TeamFourStar when you guys going to bring back the series I have been waiting so long to see Alucard vs Alexander

Monrena1

7y↑6

thats like episode 9, a little while yet :P

Intrepid Skin

7y↑2

Not very relevant here and that shows in the likes you get.
People aren't dumb. They buy their shit if they really like it.
"Please support the official release" You should put consider into that... or best leave it all out and go straight to the meat. You are allowed to make those abridged content. It is advertisement for the product enough.

Monrena1

7y↑5

you do know I was replying directly to renegade ark yes? and I did not reply for likes. youtube is not a popularity contest, and I have no idea where you got the whole "your not allowed to make Abridged content." I think your reading whats not there chap :P the official episode where Alexandria and alucard fight is episode 9 in the main official release.. and these Abridged episodes are going on a 1 to 1 basis of being released. meaning Abridged 8 is yet to come out before the one where the titans clash, honestly I think you have royaly done goofed with that reply.

Shame I had to explain in great detail what my reply actualy meant

ps my guess is you have not watched the origional OVA yet , thats the only way I can figure out why you replied as you did

vladimir.mojovic

7y↑7

Absolutly fantastic! so, when s the next episode?

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Cunning Smile

5y↑4.7K

"Their fan base is diverse."
"You mean fucking weird."
"It's a matter of perspective really."

Fistfullofboomstick

3y↑103

Diverse*

zeldaed123

3y↑143

First one was the understatement of the century, the second one was THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM!

SirGoo

3y↑23

2:53

Dot Dualeh

3y↑9

homestuck

Insensitive Meister

2y↑3

“Of”

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Pamparam

3y↑5.5K

The problem with this parody is, that it is so good, that I don't even know, if I want to watch the original.

Elijah Aitaok

3y↑419

It almost reminds me of Ghost Stories. Except the source was loved to bits and this abridged is just icing on top

Captain Phantom

2y↑272

@Elijah Aitaok You mean the official dub? They handed it over to the guys who made the dub and said “do whatever but don't change the plot” because it bombed in Japan from what I heard

chuckles9702

2y↑292

If you watch the original you can appreciate how they changed it, but how little they changed it. Just like with DBZA, they only exaggerated certain traits of the characters to create a perfect parody.

pass go

2y↑109

You absolutely should. The original series is a masterwork.

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Nikita Ivachtchenko

3y↑5.6K

The way Pip says "Wait, no, Miller. Choose life...." is honestly my favorite line delivery in the entire series.

Rin Wall

3y↑107

It makes me chuckle every time I watch it.

dillpickle59

3y↑63

Every time I watch this it makes me laugh out loud even when I know it's coming lol

No Body

3y↑59

Kaiser's a pretty crafty writer, especially with his one-liner themes each of the later episodes.

tVt 1999

3y↑10

Best line

Burberry J

3y↑15

I read this as it came on and lmfaoooooo

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Mark Schofield

4y↑3.3K

Seriously, Jesse deserves a fucking Oscar for this episode. The scene where Seras defeats Zorin never ceases to give me chills.

Jean Gentry

4y↑28

Agreed.

samsonguy10k

3y↑102

I want a framed poster of Seras standing with a cannon on her shoulder with the words, 'Say My Name' along the bottom. All of it with a touch of Metal to it to boot. Because that is her theme.

Matthew Whisennand

3y↑34

Yeah he is a damn good voice actor.

Mark Schofield

3y↑14

@Matthew Whisennand Yes he is.

Mark Schofield

3y↑17

latex glove And you're entitled to your wrong opinion.

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Milk

4y↑2.4K

"You are far too fine a wine, for a lout like me..." is such a fucking romantic line. It honestly hit me out of nowhere.

Enomis V

2y↑182

I hate that he died

I watched further and I'm more okay with it, but i still hate that it happened.

Springsnapped

2y↑54

Ikr I cried smh

Akuma

2y↑55

and it's from fucking HELLSING ABRIDGED of all things

JannetFenix

2y↑31

The delivery was on spot too!

Mask

1y↑6

Why did he have to go so soon?

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lootizin

3y↑2.2K

"Their fanbase is....diverse"

How is literally EVERY line pure Gold?

Huh ?

2y↑90

“It’s a matter of perspective really”

Multiverse_Media🌟

1y↑17

That’s one way to describe the mess that is the Sonic fandom.

King Nothing

1y↑12

A good way to describe the Sonic fandom

long w lenguyen

1y↑5

@Multiverse_Media🌟 and the never ending shipping wars or the...Deviant art fetish.

Juan Silva

1y↑1

That group is littered with often delusional coping mechanisms.

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ShermTank

7y↑1.5K

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Props to Nowacking for that amazing performance. She is fucking OWNING that role.

cfruge444

7y↑36

And I'm probably not the only one who never even realized that.

Bovine Intervention

7y↑57

ShermTank7272 Honestly, I was never all that impressed with her voice acting up until discovering this series. I always thought her other roles were too "shouty", but that's perfect for something like this.

Michael McDoesntExist

4y↑4.1K

No pun intended when I say this, but Seras' voice actor absolutely KILLED that last scene. I get goosebumps every time I see it. I love how talented you all are as writers, voice actors, and editors.

dragoncaptain678

3y↑63

I know, the last scene's so awesome. Can't stop watching it.

Rebecca Lopez

3y↑113

"And you know what we Brits always say.. God. Save. The Queen. *Cue Rob Zombie*" Best. Scene. EVER! 🤣💜🖤💜🖤💜

Edit: However, can we also take a moment to appreciate the beautiful delivery of the death scream delivered by Zorin's voice actress of "Seras Victoria" and that guttural, groaning screaming that trailed at the end of it? That was some really nice voice acting in my opinion. >.> 💜

Gary-from-Smith’s-across-the-street

3y↑43

"Houston, we have noooo problems ..."

KaraSu

3y↑18

I think we all know her name now, don't we?

Esteemed Reptile

3y↑82

"I SAID SAY MY FUCKING NAAAAME! SAY IT! SAAAAY IIITTTT!!!!"

I've never heard anything so electrifyingly angry in all my life.

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Skyrocitor

3y↑1.8K

You know, I bet when she was scraping Zorin's face off along that wall she tilted every painting along the way.

Ghostly Dude

2y↑69

Hopefully nobody gets tilted by that.

R.H Zeno

2y↑147

It's gonna be such a headache walking down that hall

Musical Mysteries

2y↑41

@R.H Zeno And speaking of headaches!

l0rf

2y↑19

Certainly gave her a killer headache while walking down the hall.

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V10L3T

3y↑1.4K

"Yeah, you'd think Alucard was the worst offender"
"Hello....Police Girl~"
"Sup."

Logan Baird

2y↑82

gatta admit, I fell out my chair loling to her just saying "sup"

Camera Kitty

2y↑52

It think it was "sir?"

Ares the Crazy

2y↑38

@Camera Kitty it was, if you turn on subtitles she says “sir”

Camera Kitty

2y↑5

@Ares the Crazy see I thought so

Zak1999

2y↑2

lol

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Rajah P. Sonnet

4y↑1.8K

12:55 I'm sorry but the moment Alucard begins to talk to Seras completely seriously, with no jokes, no innuendos, and none of his usual sass, i can't help but feel this was the perfect sign of shit getting real. That and Sera's theme, "Zankuro"starting at the same time he does so. Good combo.

Prrreciousss

3y↑100

It's the Hellsing equivalent of Vegeta saying sorry

Rajah P. Sonnet

3y↑76

@Prrreciousss dude... its the equilviant of Goku being intellegent for more then five fucking minutes. and we know how often that happens! (damn near never)

The Stanimal

3y↑61

They did this perfectly cause he starts out normally then gets more serious till its just "YOU ARE SO STRONG CAUSE UNLIKE ME YOU WANT TO LIVE!" and that hit hard the first time like "Alucard no......"

Alexander Zhmurov

3y↑10

IKR!!? And it's a pretty good speech too at that!

Kotaro

3y↑37

This moment was the real turning point of the series, when Seras went from sidekick/comic relief to being THE MOST BRUTAL AND VICIOUS BADASS WOMAN IN THE FUCKING SERIES.

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Jacob Graemoor

3y↑335

I love the shit out of the fact that by shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Alucard is singlehandedly responsible for all three world wars.

Jacob Graemoor

1y↑3

@Wisemankugel Memicus The Major specifically refers to it as World War 3

Wisemankugel Memicus

1y↑5

@Jacob Graemoor it’s not a world war. A world war has to involve at least one country from every continent

Elinor

1y↑11

@Wisemankugel Memicus USA was on fire, and so was the rest of the world

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scottski02

7y↑6.2K

"And Alucard isn't even the worst offender."
"Hello Police Girl."
Goddamn it Integra.

Megalus Doomslayer

7y↑354

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

AntiGravPilot

7y↑431

"Sup."

ExistentialOcto

7y↑226

Honestly, that was one of the best moments of this episode.

Krescentwolf

7y↑457

"I feel like this needs context.... moving on."

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PiedPiper11

4y↑3.6K

"You ever been fisted up to the elbow?"
"Jaffe, I need your expertise!" 🤣🤣

Ethan Crytzer

4y↑84

Said that to my friend in school and he responded back

Sybaritic Cupboard Rat

2y↑48

So, the french mercenary characters in this parody series are named after some of the voice actors who played them in the original english dub of the actual show. Taliesin Jaffe was also the voice director. And, oddly enough, he is in fact the person most likely to have expertise in being fisted up to the elbow. But that's to be expected since he is in fact an immortal eldritch being. I mean, you get bored with that much time on your hands. (this is a Critical Role joke, but fyi the part about the voice actor stuff is true)

Alexandra Guardián

2y↑15

@Cunning Smile He should have said something like "why, you want to try?

Starviper18

2y↑7

@Sybaritic Cupboard Rat wait Taliesin Jaffe was involved with this parody or the original helping ultimate

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MAGICALLYxDELICIOUSx

4y↑3.2K

Can we just appreciate the fact that some of the mercenaries have names of the Critical Role cast? Matthew MERCER. Talesin JAFFE. Travis WILLINGHAM.

rosenrot234

4y↑249

Well Taliesin was the voice director for Ultimate so it's a nice little wink

Elan Morin Tedronai

4y↑91

Geoffry, why the fuck do I have to die with you?

daniel cunningham

3y↑52

Holy shit I never woulda cought that

Kirby the Otaku

3y↑15

That’s really cool

Chrissaiyanjojo8487 knight

3y↑21

Because they was additional yeah i saw the credits of this episode(original)too!?! Yeah too!
I said i was watching the original one again(sub and dub)lol

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Kaine

3y↑351

For those that don't know a five point room scan is checking in the closet, under the bed, in the bathroom, in the pantry, and under the sink. y'all welcome

DeivyTrajan

2y↑10

Thanks bro! Where is this term used, is it millitaryv

Kaine

2y↑7

@DeivyTrajan yes it is.

The One And Only Sam Macchione

47w↑3

Did Nazis conjure this hunting jews?

Nova The Raven

2y↑432

Miller:”YOU EVER BEEN FISTED UP TO THE ELBOW BEFORE!?”
Pip:……”Jaffe I could use your expertise”
Fucking Gold

Mister Cloak

1y↑12

Tony: "Hey god, this is Tony... If only one of us makes it out of here alive, please let it be me!"
Andy: "Hey god, this is Tony's friend Andy. Fuck Tony!"

Keigan Benny

40w

Nothing like legends raising a toast to legends

Edgy Izanami

3y↑184

“God. Save. The Queen.”
That gave me chills

VEXILE12

1y↑5

God Save The Queen

vc180191

7y↑2.5K

I love how genuinely polite, rational and well spoken that one Nazi was when put on the spot and had to explain what Sonic was (and why it had a raging boner)

Marker8050

7y↑83

vc180191 why are you the only one talking about it???

Lucifer S. Morningstar

7y↑13

Marco Cruz maybe v180191 has got a thing for stuff like that.

Forestxavier20

7y↑186

"Im your daughter!" "Nope, Vascectemy right out of high school..." "Im actually your niece!" "Only Child." Sonic appears with a footlong erection "This needs... context."

MrPoopenFarten

7y↑39

vc180191 reminds me of Django Unchained when those KKK members try to solve the bag situation

Nathan Thompson

7y↑5

Sonic’s confirmed guy, you don’t have worry about assuming the gender

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Bob Jones

3y↑242

"Hopefully they're out of rockets"
"Ma'am, we have an abundance of rockets"

Best scene cut ever

Nisha Telya

3y↑227

“Wait, no, Miller, choose life…” always fucking gets me

Orodreth Blint

2y↑212

I love how after Seras gets her second wind and let's her power loose, her tone and mannerisms take a shift to sound like something Alucard would say.

VegetaLF7

2y↑41

That "Fuck you, that's how" was right out of Alucard's playbook. He even says it in the first episode to Anderson the first time they met.

Pun

2y↑13

It's that "real fucking vampire" mentality.

Coach Lombardi

46w↑5

She was forced to remember one of the worst moments in her life, lost her eyes and arm, a majority of the Flying Geese (who she considered as friends) are dead, and she lost Pip, who was interested to her and vise versa, so she was ready to make those pigs squeal out her name.

SharpEyLogic

2y↑327

When Seras grinded Zorin's face against the wall, screaming "SAY MY NAME!", oh my lord that is the textbook definition of catharsis. Bra-fucking-vo

Nick Johnson

4y↑1.4K

“How does it look?”
“Probably how it feels.”
“I’m imagining crushed raspberries.”

Lord knows how many times I’ve seen this series through and this is still my favorite exchange.

TheCrimsonFuckr

2y↑27

"You fucking SUCK at picking our contracts"

Eevie

2y↑3

Same

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Cassius

7y↑4.4K

"I don't MAKE wrong choices, I make investments."

Weapons-Grade Vocabulary right there. Fuckin' right on.

GGorsty

3y↑78

Thiiis.
Powerquote. Have to write it down, SOMEWHERE.

Dan Maloney

3y↑15

@GGorsty that is all

StorageGuyGuns

3y↑33

Well.... it's a matter of perception

10RexTheWolf01

3y↑5

I love that quote but that is some bullshit

Ethribin

2y↑5

@10RexTheWolf01 what else do you expect of Alucard? XD

Lars Antonsen

3y↑235

"Im not a real vampire... Im bearly even a human!" Holy shit, that's a powerful fucking line

Thomas Lamson

1y↑19

The running gag of Zoran exposing peoples kinks when she uses her illusions is a criminally underrated bit

charles Receski

4y↑538

Pip used the cigarette smoke to guide Seras to his location

Fox Dawn

3y↑85

I'll go and cry over your comment now

Elijah Aitaok

3y↑61

Lie down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot

Springsnapped

2y↑24

I'm not crying you are

Knotbots

2y↑5

Asad Marji

3y↑119

11:07

"You're far too fine a wine...for a lout...like...me..."

TeamFourStar did this scene better than the official dub did.

The Charming One

4y↑85

(Integra feeding Seras)
“This needs context.”
I don’t think it explained anything even with context.

Krizwatcher

5y↑2.1K

"Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost a long time ago. The will to LIVE!"
Can't get any more pep-talky than that.

stealthpanther

4y↑39

One of my favorite moments in this episode

Royalan empire

4y↑69

I don't make wrong choices. I make investments.
The only ways you fail is by giving up.

floricel_112

4y↑27

Yeah, but it doesn't sound/feel like something THIS Alucard would say or feel. The original Alucard, maybe, but not abridged Alucard. Abridged Alucard to me feels like he's enjoying being alive and messing around with as many people as possible A LOT

Royalan empire

4y↑1

12:30

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The3lolek

4y↑760

3 years. 3 fucking years it took me to realise that the mercenaries are named after critical role cast

Fistfullofboomstick

3y↑26

Oh. Ok. I've never watched critical role. So thanks for the heads up

Leanne Chambers

3y↑42

Actually Taliesin was the voice director on the actual series, and all the other guys were in the series. All the mercs are named after voice actors I think.

The3lolek

3y↑16

@Leanne Chambers dude, the critical role cast is ALL voice actors, obviously
If Taliesin was involved in voice directing the abridged series thats a whole other thing that would be cool af too

Leanne Chambers

3y↑7

@The3lolek yeah, I mean all the mercs are named after voice actors, but not all the actors are from critical role.

Zombiewithabowtie

3y↑6

Jaffe...
Willingham...
GODDAMNIT.

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Saucy Wolftaco

1y↑139

“I don’t make wrong choices. I make investments” and the Draculina Pep Talk That follows immediately notably proves that TeamFourStar can make awesome KICKASS abridged versions just much more badass then what the original was 🎉🎉🎉

Caleb Chin

3y↑464

Are we gonna talk about how the dude just walked off a pencil to the eye?

Master Scar

3y↑52

I was thinking the same those guys are profesionals alright

Megidramon

2y↑27

apparently, that's what happens when you don't perform a 5 point room scan.

Michael Febus

3y↑99

The voice acting and editing is so good I sometimes forget I'm watching a parody until a fucking hilarious one liner happens.

SassyKat

2y↑1

Same. First time seeing this and they fucking killed it in this episode, not that the others weren't great, just saying this one is a favorite of mine.

Captain Wodie

4y↑104

Damn. The voice acting of Seras screaming was bad ass. Still gives me chills

mrb692

2y↑8

There’s a behind the scenes of Nowacking recording those screams, and their cat jumped up on the desk to try and comfort them

Amer

2y↑4

It was so bad-ass I basically think she overdid the original version. Damn. That was *good*.

Rene

5y↑7K

"Why didn't we know about this?! Why didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance?!" - First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz of the Recon Unit.

windexFlex

4y↑170

Lol ikr

Macklon Robinson

4y↑65

What does Zorin say after that quote?

Gamer88

4y↑267

When she said that, I was thinking "Wasn't that YOUR job? You're the commander of a RECON UNIT, what did you expect to be able to do other than weaken their forces?"

Macklon Robinson

4y↑17

@Dutch Reaper thank you, I figured it was that, but wasnt sure

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Xel Rendwyn

4y↑142

The closed caption for Zorin getting her witchy ass handed to her was purely inspired. I tip my hat to the majestic individual responsible for this.

Springsnapped

2y↑2

Ikkkrr

Soren Mattson

1y↑19

That final scene with Seras was absolutely cathartic. The delivery was perfect. Never thought that "God save the queen" could ever sound so badass.

Zombiezes

1y↑19

why did it take me so long to realize that damn near EVERY single one of Pip’s lines are a sexual innuendo

PropagandA

4y↑509

Zorin: "You're useless."
Police girl: "I'm sorry, did you say MEAT TOBOGGAN "

Thallan

3y↑31

Johnny....Black...?

Karak Dalík

3y↑15

@Thallan "I understand that refference."

James Harding

3y↑31

@Karak Dalík This post brought to you by the Kirito is always right foundation.

Karak Dalík

3y↑3

@James Harding I know, what you wrote. You won't hide that from me.

Grymm By Design

3y↑8

You hear that, Asuna?

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GoldMacaroon241

3y↑728

Tony: “Hey God it’s me Tony if only one of us makes it out of here alive, please let it be me!”

“ hey God, it’s Tony’s friend Andy. Fuck Tony.”

6:00

VoidOfTruth

3y↑39

“I think I’ll fire this one at TONY”

Hamza Memon

2y↑11

I just love this so damn much

Just another commenter with an opinion

2y↑8

@VoidOfTruth see god does exist

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Seamus

5y↑7.9K

9:03
Fun adorable fact
When the voice actor for seras recorded their screams of agony, their cat rushed over into their lap concerned

OmegaWeiss

5y↑455

Lewis Murphy OH MY GOD ❤️❤️❤️

benzass95

5y↑145

Sauce?

Seamus

5y↑317

NINJA_AARDVARK_77 it's on her channel
Jessi nowak

Dante Wolvera

5y↑129

Verified.

Daniel Wilson

5y↑104

Voice actor.

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MythicBias

3y↑139

Seras' transformation into a true Vampire is easily my favorite part of both HU Abridged and the original OVAs 🙏

Filmwood Media

4y↑35

God I feel like I’m the only one who loves that “will to live” line from Alucard. Being alive for hundreds of years he wants an end and saved Seras because he saw in her that will to persevere and it’s fucking awesome!

alpha reaperion

1y↑47

God Pip’s hair really was absolutely vibing

Oh SPY!

4y↑265

Alucard to Zorin's mangled corpse: "You done goofed."

Bionic Warrior

3y↑11

Is it weird that i love serea victoria even MORE when she turned into a badass vampire

Coach Lombardi

46w

Not even a little.

Kali Yuga

7y↑1.8K

"How does it look"
"Probably how it feels..."
"I'm imagining crushed raspberries"
Lmao

quiet one

6y↑2

The Batlord More or less. 😑

jesuslovesmebetter

6y↑7

I fucking lost it at that point lol. RIP Wellingham.

Joseph -

Somehow, that is funnier to have read than to have heard.

Neyonius

4y↑153

Jaffe is literally the embodiment of the comments on the last few episodes and I never realized it until now.
10th full series watch currently.
Edit: Awww that's sweet.

Tyrell Tgoat

3y↑2

What’s the other 9

Neyonius

3y↑1

@Tyrell Tgoat I meant I'd watched the whole of HU:A that many times by then. It's up to 13 now. I've listened to it as an audio-play far more times.

Jr. Pierre

3y↑24

i've watched this episode an billion times, THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST EPISODE OF ANY SHOW

Oen

1y↑7

I don’t know why, but the delivery of “oh right, the police girl. Where the metaphorical fuck is she?!” Is just so perfect.

Julius X5

4y↑40

Team Four Star represents Youtube's golden age

Good times

DiscussThing

4y↑64

Original Hellsing soundtrack, Rob Zombie, voice acting that is over the border good with emotion...... I confess, I used to hate abridged series of all sorts. And then I flipped and... yeah. I fucking love that shit.

SpaceAngelMewtwo

7y↑523

Integra: "Hullo... Police Girl..."
Seras: "Sup"
Integra: (Takes off glove, cuts finger, shoves it down Seras' throat)
Seras: (Choking noises)

Loy Turns

7y↑70

MaxTheMaximumGamer "This...needs context..."

8-Bit Misdreavus

7y↑5

Loy Turns What was the context of that scene anyhow? In the actual show I mean.

HAIL Mendoza

7y↑3

Loy Turns The fuck it does!

Forestxavier20

7y↑17

Yep. So because Seras wouldn't act like a normal vampire, Integra had to train her.

MRCLASSIC

7y↑12

i need an adult.. =w=

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Zee

1y↑39

I think this one is still my fav of all 10 episodes. Its the one I always come back to. For some reason, the interaction between Zorin and the other Nazi when she makes the pun kills me every time. And the "Wait, no, Miller, choose life...". And the whole segment with Pip and Seras is just so well done.

Bismarck

4y↑24

TFW Alucard is the voice of reason and sanity to bring police girl back to her senses.

Thomas H

4y↑55

still getting goosebumps when seras says "Fuck you, thats how!"

DARK GOGETA

4y↑56

Zorin: why didnt anyone do Proper Recon like omfg that line had me dying from the irony

Ryan Healy

4y↑25

I like how when Alucard first shows up and starts complaining it seems like there’s no point to it and he’s just ignoring Seras, while going on his own tangent.

Avatar of Asura

5y↑7.4K

so, if Alucard killed arch duke Ferdinand, which is the event that caused world war 1, which later started world war 2, which is when the millennium was created, so all of Hellsing would be Alucard's fault, fitting

Lovro Kovacic

5y↑1.3K

It's a matter of perspective, really

The Stanimal

5y↑427

It's like how Batman accidentally created the Joker

Eliott Jean-Marie

5y↑306

Did he accidentally the Nazis ?

Candle Lighter

5y↑162

mika tepes no it wasn’t but to be fair a world war was inevitable
To elaborate further the Austrians declared war because the Serbians refused to allow the Austrians to launch a investigation of Serbia to find if the Serbs where in contact with the organisation who assassinated him

Pex_the_Unalive Drunk

5y↑9

@Lovro Kovacic LOL

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Madmouse 101

4y↑809

(Magically rephrases)

Me: watches Hellsing Ultimate and the Abridged repeatedly

Also me: still cries over Pip's death no matter which version

Yashu Goyal

4y↑44

Of all the ones who died, he didn't deserve it.

Madmouse 101

4y↑47

@Yashu Goyal true, he really didn't, but at least his sacrifice helped Seras get stronger

Yashu Goyal

4y↑27

@Madmouse 101 Yeah, was happy to see him appear later on as part of seras

Misaka 9982

4y↑12

I wish he didn't die he's so Cool

valentds

watch hellsing not ultimate. no pip here

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Hero8538

3y↑33

4:24 I love this joke so much, I'm an aspiring writer, but knowing me, would extend the seducing scene to a point where the joke could be lost, but tfs knows where to end a joke to make it as funny as need be, I love tfs and their writing, and this scene is a true testimate of how good it is

Uruz 7

3y↑39

Seriously though, that captain has the biggest balls ever
If i have to die, im going out like him
Shooting a vampire 5 times after hitting it with a pipe, saving a hot chick, telling it to fuck off, carrying said hot chick while bleeding and still act like a badass even while hes dying.

Donovaneagle2098

3y↑51

Wait, several of the Merc's names are Willingham, Riegal, Mercer, O'Brien and Jaffe. Someones a Critical Role fan

samsonguy10k

3y↑6

Critical Role are TFS fans, too. The circle is complete.

LittleGameDev

3y↑53

I can't be the only one who hardcore shipped Pip and Saries xD. They would have made a cute couple.

Enomis V

2y↑13

They do make a cute couple

ϟ ϟNetro Lancerϟ ϟ

4y↑2.8K

"Shot the Archduke blamed another guy, MY FAULT!!!'

Me: Say psych.

GZilla311

4y↑98

Netro Lancer I mean, if it was an accident it totally wasn’t his fault.*

*Totally his fault

James Sicard

3y↑84

"I'm not apologizing"

Seraphin

3y↑43

Is that the sign of the Grammar Nazi Party?

ϟ ϟNetro Lancerϟ ϟ

3y↑18

@Seraphin YES

KovuGamez

3y↑28

I thought the Archduke was taken out by a little girl with- FAIRY. GOD.PARENTS!

Sylver Alias

1y↑23

After my 3rd re-watch, I only realized now the tiny detail of Seras saying one of Abridged Alucards Iconic lines 13:44 , Showing that she's really inherited the Alucard's Badass and Sass.

Bungo burger

3y↑24

Despite the fact it’s a parody (and an amazing one at that), this series is really memorable and I love it

deathssinner

4y↑17

Sera’s speech about being queen vampire gives me chills at the god save the queen every time I hear it

StallMandibuzz

46w↑3

Zorin slashing Seras's eyes out never gets any easier to watch, holy fuck. So glad she grew them back after taking Pip as her familiar.

Lucy Katt

1y↑5

Man, I'm going through such a fucking shit time. I thought I'd chuck this on to help me move on, I had no closure. But the conversation between Alucard and Seras, I really fucking needed that. ✨🖤

My Life is a Complex Pastiche

7y↑877

"God... save... the queen"

... Yeeeah, the queen don't look like she needs much savin.

Zombiewithabowtie

7y↑81

Oh shit, is that Betty?!

BigDaddyFlynn

Trey Pehl she is unwell atm tho?

Animade and FishyPig

Trey Pehl what song is that from

NoThis AndThat

7y↑7

Living dead girl Rob zombie

KurashiDragon

7y↑40

It's a matter of perspective, really.

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ur mom

1y↑3

90% of Pip's lines are the reason I love this episode specifically

The PriorStone

2y↑6

I just realized everyone stops saying police girl and only call her Seras after this episode

Coach Lombardi

46w↑1

Because everyone, including those who weren't even there, knew what happened in this episode and decided that she earned her name back. By being a real f****ing vampire.

Demetrios Kanellias

3y↑140

2:54 out of the unholy, heathanistic, over sexualized characters that exist.... and they picked HIM

Mr. P

3y↑15

Would you have preferred a brony?

MR ERJ

2y↑3

@Mr. P Or a Furry.

OrzKa

1y↑2

Probably furry

Zach DeFrates

3y↑8

Can we just appreciate how well living dead girls lyrics fit in with that particular scene, it’s like it was written for hellsing ultimate

HellSpoon

4y↑57

12:56
The song that plays here is "zakuro" from original hellsing
And it plays when seras first became a vampire

Henry Wolfe

7y↑816

We're getting to the point where this is better than the actual show

Erin Grant

7y↑71

That was a while ago for me

0bliVioid97

7y↑32

The long pauses between lines in the English dub cinched that on the very first Abridged episode.

Lonly Wanderer

7y↑4

At the very least more insane/funnier

General Sasha Elizabeth Waybright

7y↑31

Henry Wolfe And without ANY of those weird comedic "dream" moments that weren't that funny to me. Didn't like them in my opinion.

Also: "I'M A FUCK MOTHERING VAMPIRE!!" already sold it for me first episode.

Nealon Miller

7y↑5

MeingroessterFan Well, call me crazy, but I don't think the original is a comedy.

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C R

2y↑23

Starting at Anderson's rescue of Integra in episode 5, this series gets just about as awesome as it is hilarious, for me at least. Starting with Alucard's talk to Seras, and her subsequent wrath in this episode, it eclipses the original in my eyes for sheer awesome.

Also, the delivery on "you are far too fine a wine for a lout like me" is legit heartwrenching.

Phat Zoarb

4y↑18

12:55 the song starts. I get goosebumps. ALWAYS! It never fails.

Eric Weber

1y↑1

its been five years since i sat waiting for this to be uploaded and watched this episode for the first time. i still get chills when Seras finally feeds and shows her true strength

Wozzbot

4y↑8

3:23

Jaffy’s freak out continues to be one of the most underrated parts of this series.

Vampire A

3y↑43

"I Know we're shootin and rapin but necrophilia is a step too far"

Is it really???

rohver

6y↑2.7K

I’ll be honest, Pip’s final moments with Seras was much more emotional than the actual original dub/sub. The music, the dying cigarette and Pip saying “You’re far too fine a wine for a lout like me...” in such a solemn way honestly hit me hard. This abridged series has given me so many laughs, but you’re ability to bring a certain seriousness to the table is incredible. It was timed correctly, you felt the emotion. Honestly one of my favourite moments from you guys so far.

202cardline

5y↑110

I've never seen the series but this moment in the abridged actually made me feel things.

LetHellSing

5y↑14

The feels

Shu

5y↑11

What is the song that plays?

NoelistAvenger

5y↑74

Making parodies better than the source material is one thing TFS is good at.

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helios

1y↑5

"because behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live."
This line has stuck with me for so long, genuinely.

Jeg

1y↑2

Both pip and Seras have such amazing performances in this episode, I was genuinely fucking floored. Hats off to Kaiser and nowacking who made both characters amazing 🙏

Indecision

2y↑4

Imagining a scenario with two protagonists where one has the power of friendship and the other “fuck you, that’s how”

Astrithor

4y↑22

All the Rob Zombie songs in all the blood rages, all culminating in one perfect moment.

Kīrīakū

4y↑20

13:30 This part is pretty badass, not gonna lie.

Andrew Kim

2y↑1

I like how Alucard's power up speech to Seras is technically a psychic VR chat room using past locations memories.

Game Insane

2y↑11

I’ve never FELT a character do the “say my name” schtick before but god damn her VA put genuine rage behind those lines and I’m all here for it

Sirob Obd

1y↑5

"God save the queen" right after saying she was a queen and have been saved by the words of Alucard. Honestly if it was in the original manga I will had loved it

Wesley Wright

1y↑4

Just found out that CDawgVA plays a character named Freud in this video, spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out which character was Freud thinking that it must be one of the Nazis or one of the Flying Geese only to open the description and realise that the home invaders that broke into Seras' house and r*ped her mother are name Sigmund and Freud. Six years later and I'm still discovering new jokesthat I never noticed before.

Faeryl Nhiikira

3y↑19

1:34 The dying merc has a tootsie pop in his pocket! I never noticed that before!

Lunch

6y↑2.6K

13:40 You see, Zorin... You're not dealing with the average vampire anymore

Coach Lombardi

6y↑113

Lunch You're dealing with the f**ing Queen!

Jahnathan Krueger

6y↑89

Abridged Vegeta’s Super Saipan speech with Freeza🤣

Dr. Badtimes

6y↑159

I feel like we've been here before, have we been here before?

Unruly Toast

6y↑80

Well if he's a super duper saiyan, I'll find a way to become a super de duper saiyan

MrDibara

6y↑64

Oh. My. GOOOOOD!

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Very Venti Vasectomy

1y↑1

One of the coldest scenes in the entire abridged series and probably the actual show itself. "God save the queen" and " SAY MY NAME NAME YOU NAZI BITCH" were amazing and basically already perfect, and then you go and play living dead girl on top of that, actually making this scene just pure perfect. The highest praise goes out to you guys and Serious fucking Kudos to the voice actor for Seras. This is Art.