Yo!Gurt
TM88 Lyrics

She lick my yogurt like Yoplait
She performs oral sex on me like she's savoring a yogurt.

Getting high, purple like Soul Plane
We're getting extremely high on drugs that make us feel like we're on the Soul Plane movie set.

I love my money, my soulmate
Money is the one thing that truly makes me happy, my soulmate.

She say I'm making her throat ache
She tells me I'm so good at sex that it's causing her pain in her throat.

Niggas try, but niggas is not me
Other men attempt to be like me, but they can't because they lack my uniqueness and originality.

If you really fly, then nigga, I got wings
If someone is truly ahead of their game, then I'm even further ahead of them.

Shit get blind like I got high beams
Things become hard to see or understand like being blinded by headlights when I am involved.

Beam in your eyes, diamonds on my rings
I'm flashing my diamond ring so brightly, it's like a laser beam in your eyes.

Niggas not ballin', a cornball
Other men are not as successful as me, and they're lame for it.

She want the glizzy, she want the corndog
She wants sex with me, she wants me as her partner.

Niggas gon' turn on you like a doorknob
Other men will betray and turn on me quickly like a doorknob turns in its socket.

Murakami, y'all niggas too tall
These other men are too big and tall like a Murakami sculpture.

Baby's shaking, having a seizure
She's shaking and convulsing in pleasure during sex like she's having a seizure.

She give me head, I got amnesia
Her oral sex is so good I forget everything else, like I have amnesia.

Purple bean, look like Frieza
The purple weed I smoke looks like the character Frieza from Dragon Ball Z.

Stackin' this paper like I'm the teacher
I'm collecting lots of money so quickly, I feel like I'm the authority of making money, like a teacher.

I'm in the game like Darwin Davis
I'm heavily involved in the rap game like the famous rapper Darwin Davis.

Gotta be sharp, I gotta be razor
I always have to be quick with my rhymes, I have to be sharp and on point like a razor.

He want beef like Jamaican flavors
This man wants to start trouble with me like spicy Jamaican food.

Really my son, but he don't favor
This man is like a son to me, but he doesn't resemble me or act like me.

Feelin' the hood, I gotta face it
I'm feeling the intense urban environment, and I have to deal with the challenges it presents.

Send my condolence 'cause I be killing shit
I'm so good at rapping, I'm making other rappers look bad and essentially killing their careers.

Chasing these commas, need my citizenship
I'm pursuing wealth and financial success so much that it's almost become a necessity, like needing citizenship in a foreign country.

She want more, I give her my Twix then
She wants more out of our relationship, so I give her my undivided attention and devotion.

I can't stop, I'm just getting started
I can't slow down, I'm only going to become more successful and influential.

Time is money, I'll never be tardy
Wasting time is wasting money, so I'll always be on time and prompt for business meetings and projects.

Feeling the blue, Democrat Party
I'm supporting the Democratic Party and their policies, feeling the blue and proud of it.

She said 'I'll let you ride, no Harley'
She's giving me permission to have sex with her, but without all the theatrics and fanfare; just a simple, enjoyable experience.

Hop in the Wraith, she spinning like Beyblade
We're getting into my luxury car, and she's feeling excited and spinning like a Beyblade toy.

Get out with my cousin, my nigga like Day-Day
We're getting out of the car with my cousin, who's as close to me as the character Day-Day in the movie Next Friday.

Ride for my kids I feel like baby
I'll do anything for my children, feeling as lovingly protective as a parent would with a baby.

She want a good time, Michael J-J
She's looking for a good time with me, like hanging out with Michael Jackson in his prime.

I can't trust these niggas, they grimy
These other men are untrustworthy and dirty, so I have to watch my back.

Yes, I'm stuck with my brothers, they signed me
I'm committed and have a close bond with my fellow rappers, and they signed me to their label.

Used to pull a 5-foot dime piece
I used to date and have sex with an attractive woman who measured five feet tall.

Now I call her to blow when I try weed
I now contact this woman only to give me oral sex when I'm high on marijuana.

Niggas imposters, really got no way
These other men are posers who have no real personality, talent, or future in this industry.

Might be the smallest, niggas I know cave
I might be physically small compared to other people, but I can easily intimidate and overpower those who oppose me.

I fall in the money like I'm salt in the cocaine
I'm accumulating money with ease and consistency, like salt dissolves in cocaine.

Yeah, I grind for the money like I should roleplay
I work extremely hard to earn money, Like it's a game or a hobby I'm into.