Help!
Taketatsu Ayana & Hayami Saori Lyrics

Help!!
We need help!

Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu...
Sound effect of lovey-dovey feelings

YES!! Help U
Yes, we need your help!

そこの迷えるオマエ
Hey you, lost and troubled one

悲壮感満載のface
You're wearing a face full of desperation and sadness

すがるワラも見捨てりゃそれもしょーがないか?
If even the straw you're holding onto is abandoned, what else can you do?

運命は今日も(迷走)
Today, fate is wandering

イジワルだから(暴走)
And it's being mean, causing chaos

せめてわたしが昧方してたい何かできるかな
Can I at least do something to help?

(NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh my god!)
We need help now, no time for hesitation!

まかせてみて
Leave it to us

ギリギリの線じゃヌルい破滅しちゃってゼロってそんで?
Being on the verge of destruction and hitting rock bottom, isn't that too easy?

かたくななDNA ムリは禁物強制終了5秒前(寸前)
Don't push yourself too hard - only 5 seconds left until forced termination

生まれかわれそうな予感?(全然)
Is there a chance to be reborn? (Not really)

現場主義更生させちゃえばGo to ヘ・ブン
If you change your attitude towards the present, you can go to heaven

ウムを言わさずあの手この手で今すぐ正してあげるわ
We'll fix it right away without any hesitation

ちょっと存在感以上に気になるフォーリンラブ未満が情けない顔してほっとけないんだ
We can't just leave you looking helpless with your foreign love interest that you're just slightly interested in

人生観変えるような出会いしたんだからあとはされるがまま流されちゃえばいいのよ
You've met someone that may change your outlook on life, just let yourself go with the flow and see where it takes you

積極的になれない似た者同士fight
We're both afraid to be more assertive and confrontational

自分らしさのアリカきっと見つかる
We'll find our own paths eventually

手を抜くなんて(相談)選択はないの(冗談)
There's no choice but to do our best (though we can discuss our approach), joking aside

寝ぼけてないでHurry Up, WaaaaO雨が止んだら少し笑ってはじまる明日期待しよ?
Don't just sleepily wait around, let's hurry up and start laughing a little when the rain stops, and look forward to a brighter tomorrow

信じたいなら態度示して天国へ連れていくから
If you want to believe, show it in your attitude and we'll take you to heaven

だって緊張感ヤバい?
Don't you feel the sense of urgency?

時には強引さも重要理由なんかなくたって案外大丈夫
Sometimes forcefulness is important, and surprisingly things will work out even without a good reason

人生なんてもんは今日もシのゴの待ってくんない
Life doesn't wait for anyone, it keeps going even when we don't want it to

だから遠慮しないでたのしまなくちゃウソでしょ
So let's not hold back, enjoying ourselves is the only way to live

ヘ!ル!プ!するよ!
We're here to help!