Uptown Funk
Tay Watts Lyrics

Doh
Just a fun, meaningless vocalization to kick off the song.

This hit, that ice cold
This song is a hit and it's especially cool and fresh.

Michelle Pfeiffer for that white gold
I'm willing to spend a lot (like Michelle Pfeiffer-levels) for something valuable and precious.

This one for them hood girls
This song is dedicated to the confident, street-smart women out there.

Them good girls straight masterpieces
These women are true works of art with their style and grace.

Stylin', whilen
We're looking fabulous and living our best life.

Livin' it up in the city
We're enjoying all the best that city life has to offer.

Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
We're pairing high-end fashion with a casual classic like Chuck Taylor All-Stars.

Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I love myself and how I look so much that I could even give myself a kiss.

I'm too hot (hot damn)
I'm feeling really good and confident right now.

Called a police and a fireman
My hotness is so intense that it's like a crime or an emergency.

Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm so hot that even a fierce, mythical creature like a dragon would want to give up and retire.

Say my name you know who I am
I'm so famous and recognizable that anyone who hears my name knows who I am.

Am I bad 'bout that money
I'm not shy about flaunting my wealth and enjoying the luxuries that come with it.

Break it down
Let's get into the groove and dance to the beat.

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Ladies, let's show our excitement and joy with a 'hallelujah' and celebrate together.

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
This song has a special energy and vibe that will get you dancing and feeling good.

Saturday night and we in the spot
It's the weekend and we're out having fun.

Don't believe me just watch (come on)
This song is so good that you have to experience it for yourself to really understand.

Stop
Let's take a quick break from dancing and partying.

Wait a minute
Hold on a second, let's pause for a moment.

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
I need a drink to keep the good times going.

Take a sip, sign a check
I can handle my alcohol and my finances.

Julio, get the stretch
We need a fancy limousine (driven by someone named Julio) to take us around town.

Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
We're going to all the hot spots across the country.

If we show up, we gon' show out
When we arrive at a party, we're going to turn heads and make a big impression.

Smoother than a fresh dry skippy
We're as smooth and cool as a jar of fresh Skippy peanut butter.

Dance
Now that we've had a quick break, let's get back to dancing.

Jump on it
Let's take the energy up even higher and really get into the music.

If you sexy than flaunt it
If you're feeling confident and attractive, show it off!

If you freaky than own it
And if you're feeling adventurous and daring, embrace that too!

Don't brag about it, come show me
Don't just talk about how great you are, let's see it in action.

Before we leave Imma tell y'all a lil' something
Before we wrap things up, I want to share some wisdom with you all.

Uptown funk you up
This song is going to make you feel amazing and energized.

Come on
Let's keep the party going!

Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Again, this song is going to lift you up and make you feel good.

Uptown funk you up
And again.

Say what?
Just a fun way to emphasize the previous line.

Dance
We're still dancing!

Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
We're still out having fun and enjoying the weekend.

Uptown funk you up
Let this song continue to uplift and energize you.

Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Once again, let's keep the good vibes going.

Uptown funk you up
This song is the gift that keeps on giving.

Uptown funk you up
And again.

Uptown funk you up (say what?)
One more time, let's celebrate this awesome song together.

Uptown funk you up
The perfect way to end this upbeat, feel-good anthem.