Blunt and a Ho
Tech N9ne Lyrics

Irs took all of my money, I was a stupid kid
The IRS seized all of my money because I neglected to pay taxes when I had a lucrative income, which was a foolish mistake I made as a young person.

Cause I didn't pay taxes when shit was lucrative
I failed to pay taxes during a time when I was earning a significant amount of money.

So I had to start over, good thing I shoot the shit
As a result, I had to rebuild my life from scratch, but fortunately, I'm skilled at handling difficult situations.

Off enough to not take me away to do big bits
My ability to navigate through challenges was enough to avoid being incarcerated for a long period of time.

So I say that to say that I'm straight building
I mention this to highlight that I am now focused on rebuilding and progressing in life.

But it really hurts when the government take millions
However, it is emotionally painful to see the government take away a large amount of money from me.

Since I was shady had two ladies to make children
During the time when I engaged in unethical behavior, I fathered children with two different women.

The same time when they do college you break scrillion
At the same time, when my children started attending college, I struggled financially and faced a steep decline in wealth.

So you think of doing the shit that be un-earthly
Under such circumstances, you start contemplating engaging in activities that are unconventional or unusual.

To be sure your daughter stay steady and up in berkley
To ensure that your daughter remains stable and can continue her education at the University of California, Berkeley.

Money be the problem, but other things be here to curse me
Certainly, money is a problem, but there are other factors that seem to bring me misfortune as well.

Hurt my girl so much she now doing the shit to hurt me
I caused so much pain to my girlfriend that she now engages in actions to intentionally hurt me.

Wifey cheated after I did done skeeted
My wife cheated on me after I had ejaculated.

My life is a red hot chilli pepper I eat it
My life is filled with intense emotions and spicy experiences, metaphorically comparable to consuming a red hot chili pepper.

Like I'm anthony kiedis, I'm heated
Similar to Anthony Kiedis, the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I am furious and enraged.

So, just like a man, I resort to my penis
As a typical male, I turn to sexual gratification as a way to cope with my emotions.

I got a blunt (and a ho)
I possess a marijuana joint and a promiscuous woman.

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
I refuse to spend my entire day trapped in a state of depression or negativity.

So I'm about to get drunk (and a ho)
Therefore, I am choosing to become intoxicated and engage in sexual activity with a promiscuous partner.

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
She is positioned on top of me, using her attractive buttocks to entice and please me.

I used to have this festival called 'paid dues'
In the past, I used to organize a festival known as 'paid dues'.

But I never fully got paid, dude (really?)
However, I never received the full payment for my work, my friend. (Is that true?)

The irs thought they think I did
The IRS mistakenly believed that I had received the full payment or income that they claimed I did.

And now they after the kid, shit
As a result, they are now targeting me, causing me a great deal of trouble.

And I'm the only one in my household that go to work
I am the sole member of my household who is employed.

Ain't getting no pussy, so now I gotta jerk
Since I am not receiving any sexual activity, I am resorting to masturbation.

Feeling like a jerk and that ain't ever gonna work
I feel foolish, but behaving in this manner will never be a viable solution.

Playing positive, but ain't getting none of the perks
Despite attempting to maintain a positive attitude, I am not receiving any of the benefits or advantages I desire.

What to do when your ig popping off?
What should one do when their Instagram account becomes popular and gains attention?

Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off
Snapchat is causing physically fit women to remove their underwear in a provocative manner.

Saying all she want is this dick, whether it hard or soft
Women express their desire for sexual intercourse, regardless of whether the male is erect or flaccid.

Closest I been to pussy is fish sticks and tartar sauce
The closest I have come to engaging in sexual activity is by consuming fish sticks with tartar sauce.

And I ain't tryna be no martyr boss
I have no desire to be a martyr or a sacrificial figure of authority.

Fucked around and she done pissed nick carter off
I made a mistake and upset a woman to the point where she became angry, similar to how Nick Carter might react.

This nigga tech got me high and now I finally got a good alibi
Tech N9ne got me intoxicated with drugs, providing me with a valid excuse for my actions.

Oh, man (ah, shit)
Expressing disappointment or frustration.

Boss man, boss man
Referring to someone in authority or a superior position.

I told you I don't smoke man, you know I don't do that shit
I previously informed you that I do not smoke marijuana or engage in such activities.

Ay, y'all hear that?
Hey, do you all hear that?

Is that my phone? hold up
Is that my mobile phone? Wait a moment.

Hello? hey baby, uh, nah, hold on
Hello? Hey darling, um, no, just a moment please.

Ay, y'all do I sound high?
Hey, do I sound intoxicated?

Fuck! y'all gon' get me a divorce, man
Exclamation of frustration, expressing concern that their actions will result in divorce.

God damn it
Exclamation of anger or annoyance.

Hold on, baby, I'll call you right back
Please wait a moment, my love, I will call you again shortly.