Fired
Tech N9ne Lyrics

Um, I'm sorry, but, did I do something to you
I'm apologizing upfront, but I'm curious if I offended you in any way.

That you are not answering my calls or returning my calls
I've tried contacting you multiple times, but you haven't responded.

Answering my texts, something, I mean how did
Even answering my texts is too much to ask, how did we get here?

You go from completely fine to you don't wanna
Things seemed fine before, but now it's like you don't want any communications with me.

Talk at all? I mean, come on, what's the problem?
Can we at least talk and sort out any issues you might have?

I need one thing done, it should not be that hard
I need something simple to be taken care of, and it shouldn't be too difficult.

You'd break your leg for everybody else
You would literally do anything for other people, but now you can't spare any time for me.

I fired, now she wanna blow job back no to back (no so back)
I had to fire someone, and now they're trying to come back to please me again.

You fucking the pictures in your kodak photo jack (photo jacking)
You're manipulating and editing the photos in your Kodak photo album.

She loco, she loco, she making it postal (postal)
She's acting crazy and losing her mind, to the point where it's causing concern.

She looker a bozo, she saying she missing me all on the social
She's looking foolish, claiming she misses me on social media.

That is a no no When she was interviewed She treated big donnie like dinner food
That's something that's not acceptable. When she was interviewed, she disrespected someone named Big Donnie.

Was listening to the carter iv interlude
She was listening to a specific song from The Carter IV album.

When she was done I was deflated like an inner tube
After she was finished with me, I felt completely empty and drained.

She was totally naked with tennis shoes
She was wearing nothing but tennis shoes, nothing else.

She looked up and said 'did I win or lose?'
She looked at me after everything and asked if she had won or lost.

I said you's a winner not a beginner
I told her that she was definitely a winner, not someone inexperienced.

Her name was caitlyn, not bruce jenner dude
Her name was Caitlyn, not Bruce Jenner, which can be confusing.

She took the sucking real serious
She was very serious about performing oral sex.

But that shit got older than sirius
But it got old really fast, like hearing the same songs on Sirius radio.

Too much of me made her oh leery, bitch tripping
Being with me too much made her skeptical and paranoid, and now she's acting irrational.

Especially the week of her period
This is particularly true during the week when she's menstruating.

That pms did not make a nigga reinvest
Her premenstrual syndrome was not a good enough reason for me to keep investing time and energy into her.

In her eatin' that, if I kept her working a nigga be in debt
If I kept paying her for oral sex, it would bankrupt me.

So you being x'ed ain't no seeing tech
Being fired by me means that you will never see Tech N9ne again.

Before that shit she was a good worker
Before things went bad, she was a good performer.

Really unique shaft and hood jerker
She had a unique technique for giving oral sex to the whole penis, including the shaft and head.

Simply by sucking a nigga would burst her
Simply by giving oral sex, she could make someone orgasm.

Into a vaginal ocean but the wood cursed her
She had a talent for orgasming during vaginal sex, but it was also a curse.

She a sug thirster, sucking on my sugar stick
She's someone who has an insatiable thirst for oral sex, specifically on my penis.

I'm telling you this stupid bitch could murder (a dick)
I'm warning you that her oral sex skills are so intense, that they could potentially be harmful.

My security stopped the blood merger
My security team intervened with the sexual activity to ensure no bleeding occurred.

Now she stood further (a bit)
Now she's been pushed away and there's more distance between us.

She make my legs sway, thinkin 'bout how she would beg, a
She still has an effect on me, and I struggle not to think about how she would beg for sex.

Nigga usually payed when she said pay
Normally, I would give her money when she asked for it to perform sexual favors.

My nigga she really made some good headway
She made significant progress in her oral sex abilities.

She still be trying to segway in my bed, hey
She still attempts to make her way back into my bed, like it's just a casual thing.

My jon don't jump
My penis doesn't react to every little thing anymore.

But I fired her even though she never had a bad head day
I had to fire her, but it wasn't because she did a bad job with oral sex, it was for other reasons.

Donald trump! (fire that bitch!)
This is a call to action, like how Donald Trump would make decisions to 'fire' people quickly.

(yo!) when I met her she would die to bull
When I first got with her, she was down for anything.

She would run it back into receiver
She was very active and willing to engage sexually.

She would drive a couple of hours to clean up the crib
She would go out of her way to make sure my place was clean before having sexual encounters.

Then fuck me then feed me then top a chicken
After cleaning, we would engage in sexual activity, and then she would cook for me.

Nigga that they thought that they needed
Someone that people thought I needed to have around.

She would comment right when she leaving
She would always leave a comment or message before she left.

She love rolling me up the loud and talk real quiet when speaking
She enjoyed smoking weed with me, and would talk softly when we did.

This shit was gravy though, kit and caboodle amazing though
This experience felt like a complete luxury and everything was amazing.

Never minded the fellatio, got up on the town
I never had a problem with the oral sex that we engaged in, and it got us noticed in the community.

Bad bitches come around, get a freebie daily though
Many women came around, hoping to get free things daily just by being around us.

Down the line try to play me bro, wrote down on my profiles
As time went on, she tried to manipulate me and leave negative comments on my social media profiles.

On the socials, got to tweeting out, bitch flipped out
On social media, she started tweeting in an erratic and unstable manner.

So I flossed more, no more energy
So I put on a better front and gave her no more energy or emotional stress.

I done sit the bucks across frosty [?]
I sent someone to pay her in cold hard cash, so she would leave me alone.

She replied, 'your ass is offending me
She retaliated, saying that I was being rude and hurtful.

I'ma spazz out, stone you killing me'
She threatened to 'spazz out' and act unpredictably, claiming that I was bringing her down.

She's a bad bitch but she's postal
She's an out-of-control, dangerous person that can't be reasoned with.

They see it so called show
Others are noticing her unpredictable and erratic behavior, but are hesitant to confront her about it.

She's a psycho bitch up on the social
She's acting crazy and unpredictable on social media.

Bitch I've been tryin' not to expose ya, losing my mind
I've been trying to keep things under control and avoid exposing her actions, but it's causing stress.

Tell me how many times (how many times)
Tell me how many times I need to try and communicate with you before it's hopeless?

How many times I keep tellin' your ass quit hittin' my lines
How many times do I need to tell you to stop contacting me?

This motion's expired and no need for any reply
Our relationship is over, and there's no need for any further communication or exchanges.

This is one of the reasons, one of the reasons your ass got fired
This was only one of the many reasons why I had to let you go.