Kiss My Ass
Ted Nugent Lyrics

Telegram for Mr Billary...
I have a message for Bill and Hillary Clinton (the line is a sarcastic way of calling them by combining their names).

c'mon baby,
Hey, listen up or pay attention.

Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!
An expression of defiance and aggression, likely meant to disrespect someone or something. The line implies that someone is daring the listener to kiss their butt.

Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
A repeat of the previous statement, indicating that the artist will not back down from their challenge. The additional phrase 'tastes real good' is likely added to mock the person who is being dared.

Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
A call to action for everyone to kiss the artist's butt. The tone is confrontational and aggressive.

Kiss my ass. (oh...)
An additional taunting remark, implying that the singer enjoys seeing the other person feel uncomfortable or insulted.

Don't waste your time on me
The singer is telling the other person that they should not bother trying to convince them of anything or change their mind.

I got my own direction
The artist is saying that they have a clear sense of what they want to do or believe, and that they are not interested in other people's opinions or influences.

I'm lookin' for perfection
The artist is striving for excellence and does not want to settle for anything less than their ideal.

Watch me close, wait and see
The artist is confident in their abilities and is inviting others to pay attention and observe their success.

And I'll leave you far behind
The singer is saying that they are superior to the other person and will outpace them in terms of success or achievement.

I make up my own mind
The artist is asserting their independence and autonomy, indicating that they will not be influenced by others or follow the crowd.

When the goin' gets tough
An expression that implies challenging times or obstacles ahead.

I let my dog hump on my shin
An absurd and vulgar statement that is likely meant to shock or offend the listener. The singer is mocking political correctness and societal norms.

I believe in animal rights
The singer is indicating that they are a supporter of animal welfare and are likely to be against animal cruelty or exploitation.

I can tolerate sexual choice
The artist is suggesting that they are accepting of different sexual orientations and lifestyles.

I've heard it all before
The artist is indicating that they are not naive and have experienced or encountered similar situations in the past.

But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
A line that implies the singer does have boundaries or limits, and incest is one of them. The use of 'uh-uh, boy' suggests an emphatic rejection of the idea.

I ain't gonna take any more
The singer is indicating that they have had enough and will not tolerate any further insults or challenges.

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
The artist is mocking people who they view as weak or inferior (calling them 'weenies') and focusing on a specific physical feature as a way of insulting them.

Protestin' on the street
The artist is referring to political or social protests that they may view as unnecessary or ineffective.

They condemn the clothes we wear
The artist is suggesting that people who protest or criticize others are often superficial and focus on trivial things (such as fashion choices).

And the morality of what we eat, yeah
The singer is saying that critics often focus on issues of morality, such as food choices, as a way of exerting control over others.

It's gotta be a fluke
The artist is expressing disbelief or contempt for the motivations of the protesters or their actions.

They make me wanna puke
An expression of disgust and contempt towards people who the singer views as hypocritical or weak.

Kiss my ass - c'mon gang bangers
A challenge to gang members to kiss the singer's butt, likely intended as an insult or provocation.

Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
An insult towards Janet Reno, who was the Attorney General of the United States at the time of the song's release. The line implies that the singer does not respect Reno or her policies.

Kiss my ass - c'mon Billary
An insulting reference to Bill and Hillary Clinton (see first line). The artist is invoking their names as a way of mocking them and suggesting that they are weak or corrupt.

Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
An insult towards Jesse Jackson, a well-known civil rights activist and political figure. The artist is calling him out as a way of challenging him or suggesting that he is ineffective.

Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
An insult towards the Internal Revenue Service (the federal agency responsible for collecting taxes). The singer is expressing anger or frustration with the idea of being taxed or controlled by the government.

Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
An insult towards Howard Stern, a controversial radio and television host. The singer is likely implying that Stern is unimportant or irrelevant.

Kiss my ass - United Nations
An insult towards the UN, the international organization tasked with promoting peace and cooperation between countries. The artist may be expressing anti-internationalist or nationalist views.

Kiss my ass - c'mon Sarah Brady
An insult towards Sarah Brady, a prominent advocate for gun control legislation. The artist is likely expressing pro-gun or libertarian views by mocking Brady.

Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
An insult towards people with liberal or progressive political views. The artist is likely expressing conservative or right-wing views and mocking their opponents.

Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
A reference to the animated television show Beavis and Butthead, two dim-witted and vulgar characters. The singer is likely using them as symbols of low culture or stupidity.

Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
An insulting reference to Courtney Love, the lead singer of the band Hole. The artist is making crude and misogynist comments about her.

Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods
A challenge towards rival gangs (the Crips and Bloods are two Los Angeles-based gangs). The singer is likely trying to appear tough or fearless by issuing the challenge.

I've heard it all before
The singer is reiterating that they are not naive and have encountered similar situations or statements in the past.

And we ain't gonna take it no more
The singer is indicating that they have had enough and will not tolerate any more insults or challenges.

When the goin' gets rough
A repetition of an earlier line (see above). The artist is suggesting that difficult times or challenges are ahead.

When the goin's to tough
A slight variation on an earlier line (see above). The artist is indicating that they will remain strong even in difficult situations.

They oughta' kiss my ass
The singer is concluding the song by reiterating their challenge to the people they have insulted or mocked throughout the song. The tone is confrontational and aggressive.