The Flute Song
Tha Alkaholiks Lyrics

So exotic, so melodic
The music is unique and euphonious

E-Swift, so motherfuckin', Alkaholik
E-Swift is a proud member of Tha Alkaholiks

If you see me and you know me, come and holla at'cha homey
If we are acquainted, don't hesitate to greet and talk to me

And show me some lo-o-ve
Express affection towards me

And roll me some bu-u-ud
Roll some marijuana for me

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Non-verbal expression of enjoyment

At least buy a nigga a drink or somethin', party people!
Request for someone to offer a drink

Woo! Let me explain it
An exclamation followed by a statement

Aye yo guns don't kill people, people kill people
Firearms are not the cause of death; people are

Tash he cracks hoes 'cause Rico's still Rico
Tash fornicate with women because it's how he is

Swift is still Sweezy, Grams is still J-Ro
Swift and Grams retain their respective monikers

We still don't give a fuck, so don't move until we say so
We still don't care, so wait for our permission before taking any action

Aight, do yo' dance
Go ahead and dance

While I bust like Christian Slater in "True Romance"
I'll perform impressively and passionately like Christian Slater's character in "True Romance"

Let's get it on motherfuckers, time is tickin in here
Let's start the party, time is passing quickly

I'm on the same shit as Luda, strictly "Chicken and Beer"
I enjoy the same things as Ludacris, specifically "Chicken and Beer"

What a diet, you should try it, Tash rock like Quiet Riot
"Chicken and Beer" are good; you should try it. Tash's music is energetic like Quiet Riot's

If I'm buyin out the bar, that means I'm really tryin to buy it
If I purchase all the drinks at the bar, it implies my genuine desire to buy the bar itself

If I'm lyin I'm flyin, half y'all niggas don't deserve me
If what I'm saying is untrue, I'll levitate. Half of you are unworthy of me.

Holla if you heard me, holla if you niggas can't serve me
If you understand me, say so. If you can't meet my expectations, say so too.

(Oh-ohhh!) From the pit to the booth
Utterance of pleasure, from a performance venue to a recording studio

CaTash is like Beanie, straight spittin "The Truth"
CaTash is like Beanie Sigel, rapping truthfully

Six albums the proof a nigga's workin harder at it
Their six albums are evidence of their hard work

We've been doin this since Raider hats, Curls and Starter jackets (c'mon)
We have been making music for a long time since the '90s hip-hop fashion trend of wearing Raiders hats, sporty haircuts, and Starter jackets

You know you can't party like us, so stop tryin'
You can't party as hard or well as us, so don't attempt it

You know you ain't shot nobody, so stop lyin'
You've never killed anyone, so stop pretending

We like to get money, get drunk and smoke weed
We enjoy making money, drinking alcohol, and using marijuana

Tha Alkaholiks nigga, just what the game need
Tha Alkaholiks is what the music industry requires

Tha Liks get you spaced out, J-Ro never take the safe route
Tha Alkaholiks' music is mind-altering, and J-Ro takes risks

Bring beef to your house like a Chinese takeout
I'll bring trouble to your doorstep like Chinese food delivery

You couldn't see me if you was out back on a stakeout
You can't catch me even if you were surveilling my activities

If I went out the back of the Outback Stakehouse
If I exited through the rear door of Outback Steakhouse

With the Priest Holmes fakeout
Using the same move as Priest Holmes in football

Stay in the cut, like when {?) scored a breakout
Stay hidden or low-profile, like a breakout star

Girls wanna play house, and play spouse
Girls want a romantic relationship

I just pull my snake out, tell 'em play mouth
I'll take my penis out and make them perform oral sex

The kush make me fade out into oblivion
Marijuana causes me to become unaware of reality

Green and moist like amphibians, deeply meridian
Marijuana is like wet, green amphibians, and calms my inner body

Mississippi, I'll get Missy tipsy
I'll make Missy Elliott drunk in Mississippi

Sport Timberlands and dickies, in a spank white crispy
Wear Timberland shoes and Dickies clothing while making pancakes

Hoes are so tricky, but I keep the upper hand
Women are cunning, but I maintain the advantage

I bring sand to the beach and just leave with more sand
I provide something useless or redundant and leave with the same thing

The Ro-Gram work hard to make 'em understand
J-Ro and E-Swift put in a lot of effort to make their fans comprehend their music

Now they realize that I'm the man, and they're singin'
They finally acknowledge me as a prominent figure, and are singing

Aye yo Cali's in the building we collectin' the rent
California is represented by Tha Alkaholiks, and they're collecting payment

We at the bar takin' shots like 50 Cent
We drink shots of alcohol at the bar, just like 50 Cent does

(G-G-G-G-G) Them niggas is nice, don't think twice
They're highly skilled, don't doubt them

I'm so cold, I ain't even gotta rock ice
I'm so cool, I don't need to show off jewelry

I'm so real, every time I touch the mic
I'm authentic, every time I start rapping

I'm certified sick, DJ's get the chills
I've been verified as an outstanding rapper, DJs are impressed

When they play me in the mix, Alkaholiks
When DJ's mix different songs, Tha Alkaholiks is included

Your number one West coast hip-hop artist
The best hip-hop artist from the West coast

Been puttin' shit down since the day we started
Been doing good work ever since we began

You won't realize it 'til we gone and departed
You'll only appreciate us when we're gone

I made my mark, niggas can't erase it
I've left my footprint, nobody can remove it

Trademark sound comin' straight out the basement
Our music has a characteristic sound, originating from a basement

You can't replace it, it's too distinguished
Our sound cannot be substituted, it's too noticeable

Invest my money in gold like Olde English
I invest my money in gold, like Olde English beer

E-Swift provided the beat, and that's me
E-Swift produced the beat, and that's me rapping

I might slang you a track and kick a verse for free
I might give you a song and rap a verse for no charge