Aging Spinsters
The 6ths Lyrics


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You can have a Fall
And Winter of your own
Staying warm inside
Your Victorian home
But when the city's so hot
The winos burst into flames
When the Jesus freaks
Collapse with the weight of their claims

Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
And it's no fun, Diana
I don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters

You should find someone
As loyal as a dog
Who will still love you
When you look like a frog
Someone to rock your chair
And bring you pink lemonade
Someone to peel you a grape
At one-hundred degrees in the shade

Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
And it's no fun, Diana




I don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters

Overall Meaning

The song "Aging Spinsters" by The 6ths is a pop song that comments on societal expectations for women to marry while they are young and attractive. The lyrics contrast the option of staying in a comfortable, safe space (represented by a Victorian home) with the dangers of being out in the world (winos bursting into flames, Jesus freaks collapsing). The song warns Diana, the subject of the lyrics, that she should find someone to marry, someone as loyal as a dog, because no one wants to imagine her growing old and alone in the "home for aging spinsters."


Line by Line Meaning

You can have a Fall
You can experience a season of change


And Winter of your own
And a period of dormancy


Staying warm inside
Through comfort and familiarity


Your Victorian home
Within a traditional, conservative lifestyle


But when the city's so hot
However, when the environment becomes difficult to tolerate


The winos burst into flames
Those who have given up on life may self-destruct


When the Jesus freaks
When those who have fervent beliefs


Collapse with the weight of their claims
Become overwhelmed by the burden of expressing their convictions


Marry young, Diana
Get married while you are young, Diana


I don't want to see you old and alone
I don't want to see you grow old and be alone without companionship


And it's no fun, Diana
And it won't be enjoyable, Diana


I don't want to see you
I want to spare you from experiencing


Rot in the home for aging spinsters
A stagnated, unfulfilling life in an assisted living facility for unmarried women


You should find someone
You ought to search for someone


As loyal as a dog
Who is devoted like a faithful pet


Who will still love you
Who will continue to cherish you


When you look like a frog
Even when you are older and less attractive


Someone to rock your chair
Someone to comfort you in your old age


And bring you pink lemonade
Conveying pleasure through small, thoughtful gestures


Someone to peel you a grape
Serve you in a manner typically reserved for royalty


At one-hundred degrees in the shade
Even when the situation is difficult




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Comments from YouTube:

The Normie Times

That synth in the chorus is amazing.

Ben Greenmaidan

There was a great cover of this on Youtube years ago, on piano, by someone called Rabbitha, or Rabbita (something like that), along with a cover of Smoke & Mirrors. They were great, wish I could find them.

Suneko

love it

GothicMatter

They almost sound most like the cure 😍😘i love this song one my favs on this album.

Steven Streight

It's important to know that they called this "Wasp's Nests by the Sixths" because it would be impossible to request at a record store. Try saying it. Lispy chaos. LOL

Séamus McGuire

great song

L.

SO FUCKING GOOD

Isabella Oliveira

happily melancholic. thnaks

Matti Ellis

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Miss HG

Me too =D